Jeff Kyser Poet Limerick

Florida Man 11

A Florida man found his thrill,
downed two bottles of vodka at will.
He tried to bake cookies;
The man was a rookie -
torched the house with his George Foreman grill.


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Yup, straight from a headline - Florida man drinks two bottles of vodka, tries to bake cookies on the grill, and burns the house down in the process...

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Caren Krutsinger December 15, 2022 at 7:24 PM I am laughing my petootsie off!

I Am Anaya December 12, 2022 at 4:12 PM Hmm, I want to know what was in the cookie batch. Lol

L Milton Hankins December 10, 2022 at 8:48 AM I don't know where you find these, Jeff, but they are hilarious. Thanks for sharing. Jeff Kyser December 10, 2022 at 10:40 AM Google "Florida Man" - a wealth of material! :-)

Jenna Logan December 10, 2022 at 6:19 AM 2 bottles~ He's lucky he wasn't in the house. I Am Anaya December 13, 2022 at 3:57 PM LOL, Jeff! Jeff Kyser December 10, 2022 at 10:39 AM When asked if he did it, I hear he plead the fifth!