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Cheap Nookie Nails Rookie

The Secret Service don't need to shout They're randy buggers inside and out! Wherever they go The whole world will know They got the girl (reeled in like a trout)!

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Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/19/2022 8:59:00 AM

I’m sure that happens a lot, Rico! You’ve described this so well and with your usual humor…

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/19/2022 6:14:00 PM

As Putin says about Air Force One, "flies are open and hopin'" Aloha!

Janice Canerdy

Date: 7/18/2022 7:55:00 PM

Talk about abuse of power! Very descriptive, Rico. Janice

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/19/2022 6:14:00 PM

Hawai'i has finally given up trying to prosecute one of Obama's inebriated Secret Service agents who shot and killed a man in McDonald's Waikiki. Aloha!

L Milton Hankins

Date: 7/18/2022 7:35:00 PM

Seems like the women are drawn to those men in suits. Looks to me like they could play on their own dime...not mine!

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/19/2022 6:11:00 PM

Sex is more affordable outside Washington DC, so the Secret Service have acquired an international reputation for "securing" an area for the President's arrival by getting drunk and partying BEFORE the President arrives rather than after POTUS has safely departed. Aloha!