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The Secret Service don't need to shout
They're randy buggers inside and out!
Wherever they go
The whole world will know
They got the girl (reeled in like a trout)!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Bauer Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 8:59 AM
I’m sure that happens a lot, Rico! You’ve described this so well and with your usual humor…
Leffanta Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 6:14 PM
As Putin says about Air Force One, "flies are open and hopin'" Aloha!
Canerdy Avatar
July 18, 2022 at 7:55 PM
Talk about abuse of power! Very descriptive, Rico. Janice
Leffanta Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 6:14 PM
Hawai'i has finally given up trying to prosecute one of Obama's inebriated Secret Service agents who shot and killed a man in McDonald's Waikiki. Aloha!
Hankins Avatar
July 18, 2022 at 7:35 PM
Seems like the women are drawn to those men in suits. Looks to me like they could play on their own dime...not mine!
Leffanta Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 6:11 PM
Sex is more affordable outside Washington DC, so the Secret Service have acquired an international reputation for "securing" an area for the President's arrival by getting drunk and partying BEFORE the President arrives rather than after POTUS has safely departed. Aloha!
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