Short Robbers Poems

wearing them all wrong
bandannas under the nose —
bank robbers exposed

1/26/2021...

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watchable I guess
another western 
only in space. . .
cops chase robbers
interdimentionally...

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Once only robbers wore masks … now I can’t go in my bank without one!

04/16/21...

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Two robbers
mimed Bonnie and Clyde
without holding up folks with guns;
even the Law had no evidence of their crimes....

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Bathsheba has wandering eyes
For brownies, cake, and apple pies
Her appetite
Is dynamite
The Harem call her, "Thunder Thighs"...

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Queens to rule
Robbers to steal
Scientists to experiment
Teachers to teach
Why mess it up sir, let them do their work and you do what you are told to………...

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No more bullets
The guns have stopped.
The wars are over. 
No more killing in the streets.
No more robbers 
No more crime.
There are no more bullets for my gun....

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Cops and robbers, we used to play
      Our default way to pass the day

   We'd trade off, so we'd not get too bored
      Not enough excitement, too little reward...

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In business, when the 
buyers threatened the sellers with 
guns for cheap prices, 

it is  robbery.
buyers are bands of dangerous 
crooks and robbers.

August 5/2023...

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I am lonely,

though living in a busy lane.

I get limpid silently 

with my a vast pen.

The pen sometimes tends to bend,

bend to be trigger to robe the robbers....

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Bottled water all over the porch
Tempting robbers
But none have come
And it has been months

Even our toilet paper
Could be out here
A safe place
Deer do not use toilet paper...

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Nabbed by a cop
Tried to stop crime
Said “drop the loot”

Crook went to jail
Made his bail quick
More detail at six

Turned a new leaf
Tired of grief now
A thief no more


3/9/16...

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“You'll never catch me alive, copper!”
A line from many 50s films bout cops and robbers
“Come up and see me sometime”
One of Mae West's favorite lines
Am I dating myself with these movies of my father...

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a limerick by Wayne Wysocki

They tell me that Vladimir Putin
Called his guards and they started in shootin'
      Seems some robbers were struck
      With unfortunate luck
'Twas the bank where Vlad kept all his loot in....

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See, Bathsheba looks hot in the tub,
gives King David a bit of a chub.
He exclaims, “Lordy, Moses!”
then, Uriah, disposes,
and gets burned when he burns for that shrub.


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H/T to Rico Leffanta's Oral Robbers...

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cops 
              undercover, officers
     chasing, apprehending, shooting
arrest, paddy wagon, notorious, lawless
         stealing, fleeing, plundering
                  masked, armed
                        robbers


Date written: 04/17/2022...

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Doing right* for God’s glory opens His good treasure

Doing so with right motive opposes blessing-robbers

Doing it by faith optimizes virtuous opportunities.

Genesis 18:25… Shall not the Judge of all the earth do right?

May 9, 2019...

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Right now is when,

as they send my wine,

feisty robbers are wide and the residual fight a cry for the lines in shifty times...


They loved to see walks-

shoppy leisurely clocks,

unexisting in cumbersomeness,

no sequential lucrative beginnings....

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Burglars and robbers! He declared in an absolute way.
Or squirrels and crows, she said. Ready to play.
You are weird he told her.
I know she said. Flash of fur.
A squirrel ran past carrying his wallet that day.
Gave it to a crow who latched on and soon flew away....

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He held the bat like Excalibur,
lockdown villains open-planned,
one cancellation ripped his brain,
one robber do it yourself grave,
two more buy what they want,
their faces previous with rage,
home-owner comfort eating
his bullets,
both fell first date the Devil....

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Rich white-collar crooks wearing suits,    
	street walkers, and rowdy old coots,
	bank robbers, dope dealers,
	bootleggers, fake healers--           
	I found while pursuing my roots!

fictional!


July 15, 2018, entered in Carolyn Devonshire's Limerick contest...

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STOP! I said, STOP NOW!
Turn facing the wall
Lift your skirt slowly
Take off your panties
Throw them behind you

Don't turn around.
Now, close your eyes.
Relax for me.
I'm touching you.

Babe, I'm
trying to
spice our

marriage
I LOVE

You



Pace, G
INK-U-SCRIPT

04-26-2012...

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Kevin the kid, Macaulay Culkin, 
Alone at home he was left sulkin’
Challenged the robbers on the block
On Christmas day gave them a shock. 


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Contest: A Christmas Character Clerihew
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Placing: 4th...

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bank rob
         nice job!

broke in
       with twin

dumb fools 
        such tools

 oh, snap!
       mishap



Date written: 02/13/2022...

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Bootlickers and bandits
Brutalising the poor
Impoverishing [poverty
Preachers and prostitutes
Partisan puppets
Promoting political promiscuity
impunity
Right brothers so tight with sorcery
Bribery and forgery their mockery, I dread
Robbers of my bread
In spring Isweat....

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