Short Reported Poems

stars watch our army
troop movements reported to lines
U.N,alqueda...

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Walter Cronkite,
Waxed erudite.
For fifty-six years he reported the news,
Trusted and revered for his truthful views....

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There once was a dog,

who started a blog,

he reported the news,

with barking reviews,

then toasted success with egg nog....

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news paper carries 
                                        information reported
                                          at last in dust bin...

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A poet posted a verse on Soup
Receiving praise from those in the loop
But Vegemite spread
To Cunningham's dread
So Jan reported the latest poop...

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She reported everyone for everything
She called IRS, medical boards and more
On Tuesday she got a ring-a-ding-ding
A misinformed SWAT team broke down her door...

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A young man dropped to his knees
His fiance' he wanted to please
Six strong men carried him away
His epitaph was reported to say
He was ignorant of the birds and the bees...

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THE THIEF
© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
11/01/2014


Thief entered my wife's bedroom
Moonbird reported that and slipped behind a bush
I was shivering in cold rain legs sore...

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Jenna reported an omen
The Abominable Snowman
Snuck into Soup Creek
And just like a Greek
Tom's Marmite filled its abdomen

 and it grew, and it grew, and it grew!...

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misunderstood bureaucrats gobbledygook
rivaling Lewis Carroll’s jabberwocky
poppycock reported by reporters of alternative facts
another round of USA’s wildly erroneous politics...

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Just in: Reported 
Thefts of fresh air leave victims  
Of B.O. gagging!


9/16/11

Received 3d place in "Make Me Laugh" contest
Received 5th place in "any Haiku will do" contest...

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Down Spiral Did Go Virile 

Not only did we see a downward spiral,
Verbally reported that it has gone viral;
Started to search,
For place to perch,
And come up with chances for survival.

Jim Horn...

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In the good old days, good people sorted
all the folks into “us" and the sordid.
The American state
was apparently “great.”
But what "great" means is poorly reported....

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Trump's "Them against Us" is a curse
Which only has made matters worse
As violence rules
In churches and schools
With patients attacking their nurse!*

*65% of nurses reported attacks
last year ...

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Copernicus could not slumber
With a maid on his cucumber
For good or bad
My mum and dad
Resulted from any number *

*National Geographic's Geno 2.0 project
reported my mother AND father share
the DNA of Copernicus)...

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Big open-mouthed rainbow bass with your mouth so distorted.
You swallow way more than your share as often reported.
Look at your midnight blue eyes, all buggy and contorted.
I wonder if your jagged teeth blew out when you snorted?...

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strippers reported that customers: 
Grabbed them by the arm (88%) 
Grabbed their breast (73%) 
Grabbed their buttock (91%) 
Pulled their hair (27%) 
Pinched them (58%) 
Slapped them (24%) 
Bit them (36%) 
Note.Supari injection?...

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Has it occurred to you how much brain power's recorded
Each time I write this non-sensical stream of literary garbage 
Lot's I say, lots lots lots
Devising devious plots
To avoid losing mental power and deterioration as reported...

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The wise men came to WORSHIP him.
They worshipped and GAVE to him.

The shepherds came to SEE him.
They saw him and REPORTED what they saw.

Herod attempted to KILL him.
He FAILED in his attempt.

120322PSCrest, Bite Size Poem no56. Line Gauthier...

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Homophobia will
be over, when "coming out"
is not reported.

[Why do Entertainment mags always have stories when a person, especially an actor or athlete, comes out? Because we are still a long way from it not being gist for the news cycle, I suppose.]...

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The shade of a monkeypot tree
Is as cool as the shade can be
But monkeypod pox
Can chill city blocks
So please keep your distance from me!  


n.b.  FIVE cases of monkeypod pox
reported in Honolulu, where 
monkeypots are called monkeypods ...

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I am so greatly concerned
  that I may just get burned
by this raging Corona virus
  My home state's in crisis  

Illinois, home to 13 million folks
  has 19 reported cases; no joke  
Sure looks as if we're all gonna die
  So, my dear friends ~ Goodbye...

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Missing


She ran away
Carried no bags, uttered no words
Just an invisible soul
Travelling in foreign soils
Where strangers met and left
Mornings came and gone
No missing person reported
Only a missing soul

You can’t look for what was already absent...

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I can just feel,
The impending peril
Without being reported,
By the experts.

From what i can feel
In my veins,
It's no ordinary storm,
But an enormous one.

I can start joining the dots
And see where it comes,
The exact directions,
Where it actually herds....

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Myrtle Beach has reflective sand the seagulls reported
We had to see for ourselves, for it did not make sense.
With our naked eye, we could not see it, in any way.
However, there it was when the photos were developed.
Do seagulls see better than we do?
Apparently so....

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