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Birds and Bees

A young man dropped to his knees
His fiance' he wanted to please
Six strong men carried him away
His epitaph was reported to say
He was ignorant of the birds and the bees

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Breannakay Warr

Date: 3/29/2012 12:26:00 PM

i like this poem :) nice poem

Gwendolen Song

Date: 3/13/2012 6:38:00 AM

Hey....you haven't posted in such a long long while...what gives, Curtis? I will be checking in again this weekend for some hint that your poetry pen is still movin'!! ha ha. Hugs friend! Gwendolen

Gwendolen Song

Date: 3/8/2012 7:27:00 PM

Here's an epitaph that I heard in the 9th grade during a Civil War lecture.( I had insanely insane teachers...)..Born a virgin,,,died a harlot...for forty years she kept her virginity.....that's a mighty long time in this vicinity!!!....Tho't you'd like that one, Curtis. I struck out in the burlesque limerick arena...I just don't feel it...(I might need some happy pills!) ugh....Love, Gwendolen

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 3/1/2012 7:51:00 AM

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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 2/29/2012 1:14:00 AM

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Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 2/28/2012 9:34:00 AM

wonderful write Curtis luv.. good luck in the contest.. an excellent visual delight .. hope all is going well...

Curtis Moorman
Date: 2/29/2012 8:00:00 PM

Thanks! I'll need lots of luck from the looks of things. I'm not even getting an occasional HM on some of the poems I've recently posted. Maybe my luck will soon change.

Harry Horsman

Date: 2/20/2012 5:11:00 AM

brilliant Curtis, one of the best limericks i've read for a while. good luck in contest. harry

Gwendolen Song

Date: 2/18/2012 1:24:00 PM

Oh my word!!! What a hoot!! ha ha. Gwendolen

Lizanne Scholtz

Date: 2/18/2012 9:05:00 AM

lol, very good funny limerick Curtis, best of luck in contest, love Elizabeth

Curtis Moorman
Date: 2/18/2012 10:04:00 AM

Thanks, Elizabeth. I enjoy reading your marvelous work. What a great inspiration you are to me, and others.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/17/2012 8:45:00 PM

hahaha, GOOD ONE, Curtis. twas the death of him.

Curtis Moorman
Date: 2/18/2012 10:03:00 AM

Yes, it was the death of him. I'm just happy that I learned enough to keep me alive!!

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 2/17/2012 5:21:00 PM

It is a pleasure to reading yours limerick today Curtis. - oxox Anne-Lise

Curtis Moorman
Date: 2/18/2012 10:02:00 AM

Thank you Anne-Lise. Maybe it'll at least get an Honorable Mention in the contest.

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 2/17/2012 8:47:00 AM

Nice one Curtis to be honest i was aobut twnety when i heard of this birds and bees thing, i never understood it. xx soup m

Curtis Moorman
Date: 2/18/2012 10:01:00 AM

I never have figured out why they refer to love and the by-product of it. I think it stems from the shame of discussing things that used to be considered taboo and being able to have it make sense. I learned all that I know by trial and error -- at 69 years of age, I'm still learning.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 2/16/2012 5:41:00 PM

Curtis, a very fun to read limerick... My parents never mentioned the birds and bees... but, my love sure did... good luck in my daughters contest... always... PD

Curtis Moorman
Date: 2/18/2012 9:57:00 AM

Thanks, PD! I'm always encouraged by your comments and look forward to another contest soon.

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