Short Reindeer Poems
Short Reindeer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Reindeer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Reindeer by length and keyword.
The click-clack of reindeer hooves on the roof;
A tight slide down the chimney;
Santa’s delivery.
Rudolph Valentino could feel
A new woman in every reel
Santa's reindeer
Is not a steer!
A chafed nose is just a raw deal!
Christmas cold nocturne
brightness lights the noiseless night ~
restless reindeer rise
(December Cold Moon – Mohawk)
Up on the roof top
yellow stains upon the snow
even reindeer have to go.
John G. Lawless
©12/7/2018
If my grandma rode a reindeer,
Eventually would end up here;
Was hardy;
Life of party;
Bought us all a round of beer.
Jim Horn
Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He’s put on so much weight this year,
Cos lockdown stopped his reindeer sprees,
So too much cake and beer!
A South Pole elf with an iPhone
Asked Santa for a new Spy-drone
But reindeer won't fly
With drones in the sky
So Santa sent him a dog-bone
Santa is NOT here anymore!
He shops at the Amazon store
There's no need for a sleigh
Gave the reindeer away
Our elves send a drone to your door!
Reindeer lift-off to the sky;
A one night, round trip, world flight;
Exhausted elves bedding down;
Jolly man’s night ride.
red reindeer
from antlers
to their hooves
red-nose red
gone amuck
on Christmas
Claus: “oh no!”
then “ho-ho!”
cheeks blinking
12/8/2018
Prancer gave Dasher a poke
It was so hard that he had to soak
His ribs were still sore
As he heads to the door
He pranced to the song, backstroke
A funny reindeer sat on a rock
He sat on the rock to take stock
That if the rock was to split
He would have nowhere to sit
It came as quite a shock
“In Sweden”, our host did proclaim
“We all eat a whole lot of game
Not chicken or goose
But reindeer and moose
And we eat it with no sense of shame”
in a flash Santa took off
he has a case of whooping cough
the reindeer are wired
now hungry and tired
they say it is time for beef stroganoff
Christmastime is here again, but this year there's an inflation hike
Santa can't afford to feed his reindeer or pay his elves, now they're all on strike
All I want from Christmas Eve reindeer
A basset hound puppy to revere
With a Rudolph nose
To elf size she grows
Jingle bell stepping on her own ears!
11/19/19
Reindeer wait
by the pane
I see shapes
A present!
Santa thinks
I’m asleep
Smells like mum
lent Santa
her perfume... ?
A Great, Red-Nosed Elf howled a Laugh,
That split the Zoo's Christmas in half!
the Reindeer got tangled
(he too steeply angled)
...they got strung up on a Giraffe!
What are reindeer antlers for
Fighting other reindeer causing gore
Really anti-social
Social distancing tonal
Still need to stock their fridges I'm sure
Happy Santa Claus
The reindeer are excited
Children are joyful
Christmas Eve is finally here!
Singing carolers
Lively church bells are ringing
Birthday for baby Jesus
Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa
as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta.
When Santa Claus farted,
the reindeer all darted.
And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!”
in the morn
reindeer dine
in corn fields
afternoon
reindeer lay
a day nap
late at night
reindeer roam
in moonlight
*example for my contest
(3-3-3)
Thinks he’s all that plus a pound of sugar.
I would not trade him for a nose bugger.
See the weird reindeer Comet?
He makes me want to vomit.
He’s dating another seasoned cougar.
we use them for riding, milking, and meat
welcome to Northern Mongolia, my sweet.
You are now a reindeer person, like the rest of us.
The one you are riding is named Little Big Gus.
In 2020, Christmas was a bust -
no toys received by any lads or lasses.
The reindeer swore and even Santa cussed -
his Covid mask kept fogging up his glasses!
Written 18 Dec 2020