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North Pole Notice

Santa is NOT here anymore!
He shops at the Amazon store
There's no need for a sleigh
Gave the reindeer away
Our elves send a drone to your door!

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Gershon Wolf

December 5, 2018 at 10:37 PM

This is just perfectly done for our times. Even Santa falls victim to technology. Ha, ha. Well-done! Congrats on your win in the contest. ~ Gershon

Rhona Mcferran

December 4, 2018 at 5:04 PM

Perfectly penned!! ;D

Charles Messina

December 2, 2018 at 7:37 PM

Awesome Rico! And soon to be true as well..lol Congrats on your win...Charlie

Jan Allison

December 2, 2018 at 4:20 PM

An absolute Gem Rico!:-) I really loved this one:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

December 2, 2018 at 2:35 PM

Sounds about right! Congrats, Rico!

Tania Kitchin

December 2, 2018 at 2:03 PM

Very cute, congratulations on your win!

Eve Roper

December 2, 2018 at 1:09 PM

hahahaha.... this is a wonderful well written poem, Rico, congratulations on your win.

Carolyn Devonshire

December 2, 2018 at 11:35 AM

Absolutely hilarious, Rico, and written with perfect rhyme and syllable counts. Please keep the drones from my door! Congratulations on second place. This contest was fiercely competitive and judging was quite the challenge. Hugs, Carolyn

Lindsay Laurie

November 29, 2018 at 11:40 PM

G'day Rico … a look into the future. You've just frightened the life out of many kids - thanks Rico - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta

November 30, 2018 at 1:07 PM

Today's kids don't care who brings the goodies as long as they get more than their share! Aloha! Rico

Jennifer Proxenos

November 29, 2018 at 11:15 PM

such absolutely true words Rico, children stop believing in santa from their nursery school years, i'm sure a lot of them shop with their parents online at Amazon. No need anymore to leave Santa hot Cocoa and biscuits, where he left a touch of his beard and a half crunched biscuit because he was in a hurry, and no getting stuck in chimneys anymore ! Ricky believed in Santa till he was about 8 years old. but drones will make a good substitute, especially if they bring presents! Yasou, Jennifer.

Rico Leffanta

November 30, 2018 at 1:06 PM

Unfortunately, criminals now use drones to filch packages from doorways, steal pets, bicycles, and other backyard possessions, etc. The bad guys always see opportunity before the good guys who believe opportunity is still around the corner! Aloha! Rico

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