Short Quipped Poems
Short Quipped Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Quipped by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Quipped by length and keyword.
Handling Age 45 and Above---Footles
“Mid-life!”
Quipped wife
Grays fly
Hair-dye
Andrea Dietrich's Contest
'Let's Keep Footling Around'
8/19/2014...
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Categories:
quipped, age, identity,
Form:
Footle
The Astonishing Disappearing Act
Proctologists need to write when
A prescription's called for big ben
But a doctor equipped
With thermometer quipped
An as_hole's walked off with my pen...
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Categories:
quipped, confusion, funny, health, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Black Holes, Monoliths, and Other Space Debris
Could you be serious for one minute? She asked.
Like the Dog Star? I quipped.
Radiant I glowed, and in the moment, basked;
Inexplicably, the next, I tripped....
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Categories:
quipped, silly,
Form:
Quatrain
Etiquette
ETIQUETTE
I wrote a poem
waited for all the replies
people said, "Tanka"
(as they quipped back a note)
I said, "You are most Welcome!"
- Edlynn Nau
© May 14, 2016...
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Categories:
quipped, humorous, word play, writing,
Form:
Tanka
A Hair-Raising Tale
A short-sighted barber named Dave
Bid folks to 'Sit down and be brave!'
With ears and neck snipped,
Departing they quipped:
Whew! That was a very close shave!'
Bite Size Poem No.42 Poetry Contest
Sponsor :Line Gautier...
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Categories:
quipped, humor, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Dude From Bude
There once was a fellow from Bude
Who loved to play golf in the nude,
Someone quipped "that thing,
Has a hell of swing,
He sure is one well equipped dude."
Entry for
Make Me Laugh Limerick Contest Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin.
29/8/2019...
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Categories:
quipped, humorous, rude,
Form:
Limerick
The Transparent Candidate
He deserved all our votes and said why,
But attention was drawn to his fly;
He'd left it unzipped,
So one voter quipped,
"If you can't manage that, then goodbye."
November 1, 2022
A Funny Limerick-Make Me Laugh Contest
Tania Kitchin, sponsor
counted by howmanysyllables.com...
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Categories:
quipped, humor, political,
Form:
Limerick
My Ubiquitous Wife
King of Labangru sent me a gift
My ubiquitous wife was so swift
She neared me and said “Ho”
God bless me!! I quipped “No”
Oh !She got miffed and went to shoplift...
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Categories:
quipped, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Adam and Eve In White House
President Carol of USA met Adam and Eve in White House lawn
Adam said Hello, Eve smiled a bee, beside the marine one “Fawn”
''Nice bird'', said Adam, in inspiring awe
Quipped Eve “Man, you follow the Dalton’s law”
They both were happy, praised the coffee, and kissed Ms. Carol Hawn....
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Categories:
quipped, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Ww1
WW1
and after bloody ww1
our returning boys,
were bloody numb,
to walk the roads,
with a swag outback,
to live on rabbit on the track,
half crazed from bomb and gas attack,
as crazy seen by some,
old soldiers on their rum,
when they could get em some,
outback...
re: Dave Williams excellent "The King's Shilling"
Don Johnson
World War One 1914-1918
WW2 Aussie soldiers, were five bob a day murderers, they quipped:)...
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Categories:
quipped, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Searching For the Spirit of Christmas
They searched for it in a Christmas tree, Christmas sock,
chimney, between the Christmas cards, but couldn’t find it…..
They went out and split the Snow Man
into two, but it wasn’t there;
“It has a funny way of playing hide and seek in such a serious day for celebration,” they quipped in their thoughts.
Little did they know that the Christmas Spirit was sitting
in their hearts, waiting to be discovered, and shared
to other seekers....
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Categories:
quipped, christmas, inspiration, inspirational, philosophy,
Form:
Free verse
Speed of Light
"Aliens are evil!" the man quipped.
Angels being part of the Light,
the man and the professor concluded
they travel at a speed of light.
"Angels are filled with love"....the man said.
The professor thought for a while, chuckled,
and asked the man,
"Do you want to be part of the Light?"
which the man shouted a re-sounding "Yes!"
The professor said, "Then stop hating aliens,
and love them....it is by love you become
part of the Light"....
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Categories:
quipped, angel, god, imagery, life, light, philosophy,
Form:
Narrative
Sorry Buddy I Had No Choice
"SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS CONSTIPATED ,"BILL QUIPPED
"TALK IN MY GOOD EAR I'M KINDA DEAF , "BOB DIPPED
"SO I PUT TEN PRUNES IN HER CEREAL , " BILL GIGGLED
"GOT GAS BUDDY DON'T GET TOO CLOSE ," BOB JIGGLED
"JUMPING JACKS WILL HELP ," ITS WHAT I SAID TO HER
" BILL, I 'M GONNA LET ONE GO, MY STOMACH SAYS GRRR
AS BOB SINGS FRANK SINATRA IN A BARITONE VOICE
BILL FARTS THEN SAYS "SORRY BUDDY I HAD NO CHOICE"
11/04/2019
For Eve Roper's contest, #2 photo...
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Categories:
quipped, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Princess and the Pimp
A preening promiscuous princess posed as "Penelope Prude."
With her poodle and parasol; well-perfumed, on Pine Street she stood.
A pompous pilfering pimp with a pink-painted poodle passed by.
He paused, popped his eyes, then approached while plotting to pounce and ply
the princess with persimmons and pearls, prepared to profit from her,
but Penelope quipped, “Poppycock! I’m a capitalistic entrepreneur!”
For john freeman's "Alliteration Poems Please Poetry Contest"...
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Categories:
quipped, funny,
Form:
Alliteration
A Trip Better Skipped -- Aka: Docs These Days
His soft tissue, it ripped
All his discs, they had slipped
To the ER, the ambulance zipped
To right this poor fellow's ship
His wife's hand he gripped
On the worrisome trip
His whole world had flipped
His wings had been clipped...
The monitors blipped
His confidence dipped
Liquid steroids he sipped
Drip-drip, drip-drip
Here the doc snipped
Over there did he clip
Then he grinned, and he quipped
'You've no more spine
~ Just a postscript.'...
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Categories:
quipped, drug, hurt, language,
Form:
Monorhyme