The Astonishing Disappearing Act

Proctologists need to write when 
A prescription's called for big ben 
But a doctor equipped
With thermometer quipped
An as_hole's walked off with my pen
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Indi Avatar
January 16, 2014 at 10:24 PM
I love your writing style. Short and sweet, yet oh so clever. Makes me smile.
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November 4, 2013 at 2:35 PM
hahaha. Well done, King of Limericks. Thanks for the much-needed laugh. Licia ;-)
Duncan Avatar
October 5, 2013 at 2:22 PM
Hello Duke, thank you for coming to read my words, I don't think I switched up here. It was his love that was left behind. ;} you have a blessed day, no matter what ;}
Pettit Avatar
September 24, 2013 at 7:41 AM
I agree with Anne. This is a very clever write.
Breidenthal Avatar
September 18, 2013 at 3:42 AM
I'm at a loss for words. For now, I'll just laugh! Love you, Duke! Always, Laura
Hamilton Avatar
September 16, 2013 at 2:28 PM
hilarious Duke super limerick my side hurt from laughing Shadow x smile
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September 16, 2013 at 12:26 PM
This is hiilarious, Duke! I had NO idea what I was getting into when I clicked on this. HA HA! Good one...So, I see you are the limerick king! Going to check out another one...Thanks for your post on my work! :)
Mohammed Avatar
September 16, 2013 at 5:51 AM
I got a good smile out of this one Duke. Wonderful stuff from the master of limericks.
Ellison Avatar
September 15, 2013 at 7:29 PM
In my best Norwegian, "RÆVHÅL" LOL Got a great guffaw with this one, Mr Duke!
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September 15, 2013 at 9:30 AM
hahaha.. thumbs up!
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September 15, 2013 at 8:01 AM
lol, Duke this pretty much happens at my place of work. The girls are always taking my pens. then when taking orders im going crazy saying. where's all my pens. ok.. the doctors visit and the A-hole limerick is to funny. luv. linda
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September 15, 2013 at 7:12 AM
- Thanks for the nice and funny poem, Duke! (I'll teach you the word "asshole's" in Norwegian: RÆVHÅL! ... :))) - Wishing you a beautiful Sunday! - oxox // Anne-Lise ;)
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