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The astonishing disappearing act

Proctologists need to write when A prescription's called for big ben But a doctor equipped With thermometer quipped An *******'s walked off with my pen

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 1/16/2014 10:24:00 PM
I love your writing style. Short and sweet, yet oh so clever. Makes me smile.
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Date: 11/4/2013 2:35:00 PM
hahaha. Well done, King of Limericks. Thanks for the much-needed laugh. Licia ;-)
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Date: 10/5/2013 2:22:00 PM
Hello Duke, thank you for coming to read my words, I don't think I switched up here. It was his love that was left behind. ;} you have a blessed day, no matter what ;}
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Date: 9/24/2013 7:41:00 AM
I agree with Anne. This is a very clever write.
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Date: 9/19/2013 6:46:00 PM
Hahaha, very clever limerick, as always! Hope all is well Duke!
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Date: 9/18/2013 3:42:00 AM
I'm at a loss for words. For now, I'll just laugh! Love you, Duke! Always, Laura
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Date: 9/16/2013 2:28:00 PM
hilarious Duke super limerick my side hurt from laughing Shadow x smile
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Date: 9/16/2013 12:26:00 PM
This is hiilarious, Duke! I had NO idea what I was getting into when I clicked on this. HA HA! Good one...So, I see you are the limerick king! Going to check out another one...Thanks for your post on my work! :)
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Date: 9/16/2013 5:51:00 AM
I got a good smile out of this one Duke. Wonderful stuff from the master of limericks.
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Date: 9/15/2013 7:29:00 PM
In my best Norwegian, "RÆVHÅL" LOL Got a great guffaw with this one, Mr Duke!
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Date: 9/15/2013 9:30:00 AM
hahaha.. thumbs up!
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Date: 9/15/2013 8:01:00 AM
lol, Duke this pretty much happens at my place of work. The girls are always taking my pens. then when taking orders im going crazy saying. where's all my pens. ok.. the doctors visit and the A-hole limerick is to funny. luv. linda
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Date: 9/15/2013 7:12:00 AM
- Thanks for the nice and funny poem, Duke! (I'll teach you the word "asshole's" in Norwegian: RÆVHÅL! ... :))) - Wishing you a beautiful Sunday! - oxox // Anne-Lise ;)
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