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The Astonishing Disappearing Act

Proctologists need to write when 
A prescription's called for big ben 
But a doctor equipped
With thermometer quipped
An as_hole's walked off with my pen

Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2013

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Te Indi Date: 1/16/2014 10:24:00 PM I love your writing style. Short and sweet, yet oh so clever. Makes me smile. Login to Reply

Delysia Hendricks Date: 11/4/2013 2:35:00 PM hahaha. Well done, King of Limericks. Thanks for the much-needed laugh. Licia ;-) Login to Reply

Debbie Duncan Date: 10/5/2013 2:22:00 PM Hello Duke, thank you for coming to read my words, I don't think I switched up here. It was his love that was left behind. ;} you have a blessed day, no matter what ;} Login to Reply

Robert Pettit Date: 9/24/2013 7:41:00 AM I agree with Anne. This is a very clever write. Login to Reply

Laura Breidenthal Date: 9/18/2013 3:42:00 AM I'm at a loss for words. For now, I'll just laugh! Love you, Duke! Always, Laura Login to Reply

Shadow Hamilton Date: 9/16/2013 2:28:00 PM hilarious Duke super limerick my side hurt from laughing Shadow x smile Login to Reply

Eileen Manassian Date: 9/16/2013 12:26:00 PM This is hiilarious, Duke! I had NO idea what I was getting into when I clicked on this. HA HA! Good one...So, I see you are the limerick king! Going to check out another one...Thanks for your post on my work! :) Login to Reply

Mustapha Mohammed Date: 9/16/2013 5:51:00 AM I got a good smile out of this one Duke. Wonderful stuff from the master of limericks. Login to Reply

Jack Ellison Date: 9/15/2013 7:29:00 PM In my best Norwegian, "RÆVHÅL" LOL Got a great guffaw with this one, Mr Duke! Login to Reply

Kiran Bantawa Date: 9/15/2013 9:30:00 AM hahaha.. thumbs up! Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 9/15/2013 8:01:00 AM lol, Duke this pretty much happens at my place of work. The girls are always taking my pens. then when taking orders im going crazy saying. where's all my pens. ok.. the doctors visit and the A-hole limerick is to funny. luv. linda Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 9/15/2013 7:12:00 AM - Thanks for the nice and funny poem, Duke! (I'll teach you the word "asshole's" in Norwegian: RÆVHÅL! ... :))) - Wishing you a beautiful Sunday! - oxox // Anne-Lise ;) Login to Reply