Sorry Buddy I Had No Choice
"SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS CONSTIPATED ,"BILL QUIPPED
"TALK IN MY GOOD EAR I'M KINDA DEAF , "BOB DIPPED
"SO I PUT TEN PRUNES IN HER CEREAL , " BILL GIGGLED
"GOT GAS BUDDY DON'T GET TOO CLOSE ," BOB JIGGLED
"JUMPING JACKS WILL HELP ," ITS WHAT I SAID TO HER
" BILL, I 'M GONNA LET ONE GO, MY STOMACH SAYS GRRR
AS BOB SINGS FRANK SINATRA IN A BARITONE VOICE
BILL FARTS THEN SAYS "SORRY BUDDY I HAD NO CHOICE"
11/04/2019
For Eve Roper's contest, #2 photo
Copyright © Mystic Rose Rose | Year Posted 2019
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