Mystic Rose Rose Poet Rhyme

Sorry Buddy I Had No Choice

"SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS CONSTIPATED ,"BILL QUIPPED 
"TALK IN MY GOOD EAR  I'M KINDA DEAF , "BOB DIPPED
 
"SO I PUT TEN PRUNES IN HER CEREAL , " BILL GIGGLED 
"GOT GAS BUDDY DON'T GET TOO CLOSE ," BOB JIGGLED 

"JUMPING JACKS  WILL HELP ," ITS WHAT I SAID TO HER
" BILL, I 'M GONNA LET ONE GO, MY STOMACH SAYS GRRR 

AS BOB SINGS  FRANK SINATRA IN A BARITONE VOICE
BILL FARTS THEN SAYS "SORRY BUDDY I HAD NO CHOICE" 


11/04/2019

For Eve Roper's contest, #2 photo

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Eve Roper April 26, 2019 at 4:54 PM How did I miss you to comment… Good Lord brought me back to make sure to say , Congratulations on your win. This is wonderful..Hugs Eve ~`*

Anne-Lise Andresen April 25, 2019 at 11:26 AM - Congratulations on your winning poem, Pixie :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Connie Marcum Wong April 24, 2019 at 3:32 PM Thank goodness not all oldsters have to deal with flatulence. Congrats on your win Vie! : )