Short Politically Poems

“politically correct”


i’m fat and a registered voter...

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upon the level playing field -
                               the empty ethos of today...

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If you lie to the government, it's a felony,
but if the government lies to you,
it's just business as usual politically....

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I wish I could be gay man neat and tidy,
instead of straight man disorganized and sloppy.

- Was the above incorrect politically?...

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Not politically
correct
Or socially
adept ...
I curse upon
your demons
And damn
— your wanton souls

(Chicago: August, 2024) 
...

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Not to be iconoclastic,
Nor politically bombastic,
But the elephant's weapon is gravity,
While the Trumpublican's seems depravity....

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Your words can rise,
  or your words can fall

But a politically correct Poet
  —is no Poet at all

(Villanova Pennsylvania: April, 2019)...

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Mouths shut, politically-correct prayer,
open-minded, moment of silence, rare.
Somehow, makes me wonder, does God go there?
...

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Mark Carney:
A smart, gifted man and that's no blarney!
Politically speaking, he was on the perimeter,
but now he's Canada's twenty-fourth Prime Minister....

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Emergence
Alfresco
Prison
Labelled
Numbered
Indoctrinated
Jobbed
Subliminally
Terrorised
Politically
Corrected
Chemically
Fed
Laboratory
Medicated
Damned...

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TGIF
is now T(TGOYC)IF
It's been decided that Thank God It's Friday is not politically correct.
Thank (The God Of Your Choice) It's Friday is the term we all now accept....

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THE MORONICALS,
 CHANGED EVERYTHING,
 THAT WORKED, 
UNTIL IT WAS,
 POLITICALLY CORRECTED,
 TILL.......
STUPIDITY...Don Johnson 

3 cheers 4 the MORONICALS...

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Eddie Johnson's neck, severed by the axe
On account of a few ethical cracks
   Found in his off-duty car
   Asleep outside of a bar 
For a couple beers ~ politically whacked...

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Constructive criticism,
A term oft misused.

In enhancing another's,
Daily performance.

Be politically correct,
and leave less abused.

Positive feedback,
Encourages conformance....

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I would take in liters of air of 
confidence and honesty,
after that, I would dive 
in the deepest parts of the 
political ocean
to hunt politically apathetic, callous
dishonest squids...

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If you want you and me to connect,
be politically always correct.
If you call a spade "spade",
then you've not made the grade.
So I'm sorry — we must disconnect....

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In this politically frightening season.
With uncertainty in every region.
Those seeking to erode ammendments, becoming legion.
Isn't violating our constitution considered treason?
I ask this question within reason....

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My mind is politically correct,
but my shoes have no soul.
I have gained some retrospect,
after losing self control.

I’m washing my brain.
A clean slate is what I need.
Reprogramming my frame,
rinse and repeat....

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The next four years will improve our health
And lower taxes and increase our wealth.
All we have to do is dump
All our ills on Donald Trump.
During his first campaign, he said he could fix everything by himself.

...

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I may host a contest? For the most politically correct here
On the theme of playing monopoly, with fake money
Is that legal btw ? I'm sure there will be some interesting
Entrys.'
Place all comments in the box below.'...

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how long
is a foot locker
and what
do they keep in it?

foot lockers
foot solders
foot long hotdogs
footballs
what is the obsession 
are they politically correct
or are they just a foot fetishes
at the foot of my bed...

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Politically Incorrect  

 

When I was young  

I worked hard labor  

 So I could liberally  

Spend my money  

On good times and beer 

Now I conservatively estimate  

In a short time  

I’ll no longer be here...

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Being politically correct
trying hard not to offend 
not following the heart and head
puts a bend in the spirit.
That's why its shaped like 
a shadowy serpent
licking the air
apologizing 
to the 
cold truth 
in the
mirror....

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If God's divinely polyamorous will
is not a health-optimizing meritocracy,
an economic
and politically cooperative 
democracy
of regenerating multicultural wealth

Then may She eat Her post-climatic
degenerating
desecrating
hat....

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On the coast geographically
New York a cradle of culture
Liberty dwells here for sure
As well as Justice politically 

Strength of character
Defines both a city and state
Moving forward early until late
Big Apple like a diamond glitter...

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