Short Phat Poems

dodoitsu diddly-do
dizzy dancing, romancing
pecking and a chicken wing
phat feathers flapping
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oh cheater cheater
you broke my heart
and tore it apart
oh cheater cheater
we had a spat
and now you think you're phat
your so cruel
even to our last duel...

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Tera graham Bell bara tight hai
Lohay ka jesay ik bat hai
Kahin phat na jay gaand Mera
Oyeee don oyeee kon
Oyee kon kon kon ...
Note.graham bell is tight......

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Phat argyle cat so furry and fine
Your diamond plaids are right on time
In pink and gray, you may simply dine
On kibbles and bits, chased down with kittish wine....

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chubby Halloween chipmunk stole the witch's hat
thought he was the man, so big and phat!
witch turned him into a pumpkin true
i'd have left it alone, wouldn't you?...

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There is a poet, her name is SKAT.
She read all my limy's, now that's phat.
When she was done reading.
It showed she had breeding.
So people, what do you think of that?...

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Wild wily witchy cat sat on a spell book, looking phat.
We gave him a wide berth for he is a professional pitter pat.
And you don’t want to rile up a Halloween cat like that!...

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Swaddle sausage, bacon, cheese;
Blanket tortillas
In egg, cream, flour, salt mixture.
Sprinkle cheese on top.
Bestrew bacon bits.
Grand Breakfast.
Phat!
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Joyful phat gram with her cheeks so full
Was eating up an entire grape jelly roll
We did not say a word as she fed her cheeks
She fell and rolled down the hill for several weeks...

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Smelly Smut, you casanova cat
Ladies swoon and mew to have your pat
Sleek and lean, really mean
Ladies want to be seen
Walking with the tough tom cat, so phat!

Doris-for the cat poem contest...

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She was wearing a cabbage frock and a cabbage hat
It was so verdant green yet she looked quite phat
I think the orange carrot necklace was the deal
That made her look pretty today next to the wagon wheel....

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Phat chach I love you cuz  I   j u z, does;.                -Urban Hood Language  

Fat chance for I love you because I just do.         -Engish (Common) Language  


12/20/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

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Jill was high upon a hill,
looking fit and rather so.
Kingdom phat and muscles toned,
to wind released her bonnet.

Without the doofus Jack,
there’s not one thing Jill lacks.
No bruised knees nor broken crown.
A bluebird’s singing sonnet.




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Get my hair done-70$
Get my nails done-25$
Brand new baby phat outfit (your favorite color)- 215$
New pair of shoes-80$
I spent all day cooking and the house is clean. I've made your favorite meal.
The fact that you didn't noticed and my heart is broken-PRICELESS...

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I do not live in Missouri
But I want to be shown
Those who are in a hurry
Often give facts overblown

I cannot be told to believe in this or that
My experiences are vast, decidedly phat
I will make up my own mind if you please
Some of the stuff I read is gleaned out of cottage cheese...

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1.Agar mein jhoti bakwas karta hun..
2.Agar meri batain bay bunyad hain..
3.Agar mujhay bolnay ki tameez nahi..
4.Agar mein culture ka vulture nahi..
5.Agar mujhay tradition ka pata nahi..
6.Agar mein mun phat qisam ka hun...
Q.Why don't you file defamation suit??
Note.Point To Be Noted My Honor.....

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Hallitude the Halloween cat
Was simply not all of that.
He was mean and sneaky like a rat.
His body was fluffy, to the point of phat.

He had an attitude that scared us flat.
He stuplified two owls, a hen and a bat.
Named for his prissy old Aunt Pitty-pat.
He was scary for sure, this Halloween cat....

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Flat
My unback
Taunts me
My front
Of nothing
Protruding
i'm disillusioned
Seeking
The model body
To be a hottie
But thin is phat
And fat is cash
In the right places
Botox faces
Even so
Silicone dreams
Are not for me
Nor twin salines
Instead I look down
And wish for growth
Sadly disappointed
Because I know
I won't...

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At school my dears, you must call me Miss Cat
She is a teacher now, of this, the other and that
Her mind is dazzling, her fashion is chic and phat
She is kind and endearing, never rude or a brat
I readily agree to start calling my grandma Miss Cat
But of course, at home we call her grams, for she is all that!...

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It's the last inning no one wanting more to be at bat
  both unwilling to give in or recognize what it's truly all about
she refuses to be sidelined or hesitate spewing word phat
  he claims calm, subdued rhetoric thinking we'd forget prior word spouts
neither fully saint nor sinner, clearly no one a real winner....

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Chew Chew Mat the Kung Fu Cat
Was roly, round, rotund and phat
She challenged every cat around.
Threw them into the air and onto the ground.

She was as fierce as any feline I had ever seen.
Her face was wide, her eyes were green.
She slammed me into the chair right away.
Okay I said, Let’s get this on, let’s play!...

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He’s Mr Hyde the pied piper cat
He plays a flute and know where it’s at
His melody is roaring, exotic and phat.
We mice dance to his music, he’s our acrobat!

I wanted to warn my cousin slim.
I had seen cats before who acted like him.
But my cousin was content, and so was I
The day I got mesmerized when I wandered by....

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your song is a woman
and she
phat azz sh--!
foo reel
she sweet and tangy
witt sum love
to provide
hip as she wanna be!
grab my thang and steer yo
right in your face
and say
" I want summa dat!"
foo reel dough
dat's sum smooth sweet meat
got sum inches
to fill them spaces , captain
yo girl is
lower, neath dah menz!...

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He was all fancy phat and pinky pink
Dancing a jig with a kick and a clink
Kicking off mud in a priggish way
A pig who liked dancing at the end of day

He was a marvelous companion, it is true
We liked everything about him said my friend Boo
A pig who was all that, and fancy phat!
I invited him to the wedding of my Siamese cat....

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Push it right there,
it's schematic addictions dismantlement in prisms,

push it all along the way-
rotation of grapes,

push it into the grey-
for we cannot fake our face...

Slow the born band,

because we reprimand,

yet adorn the command,

push in push in and see the next best,

squeegee encounter,

and then a phat rent....

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