Short Phallus Poems

Mama is pregnant, how?
Facade of happiness;gloom lurks
Why? Papa's phallus is flabby...

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Isis trawls the Nile,
Finds thirteen dismembered parts,
The phallus missing,
Sings, resurrects Osiris,
Fashions gold phallus, conceives....

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Merry speak, Father

   As life sprouts forth within spring-

                Priapic* flower.






A. Green





* 1. Priapic-  Of, relating to, or resembling a phallus; phallic....

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Route 66ish No 8

An intuitive artist from Dallas
was witty, creative, yet callous,
he made sculptures from wood
that most understood
except one that looked just like a phallus!...

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An Irishman with a small willy
Was hoping for nookie with Milly
Said, "I'll still make you squirm
with my tiny lil worm"
But Milly said, "Don't be so silly!"...

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It’s factual, I’m not being silly,
A snake’s born with a second willy,
So do sharks in the sea -
It’s not a ‘phallus ee’,
Making love in the sea could be chilly.

10/10/20...

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Sleeping alone,
  the wrath of the Muse upon me

Chilled to the bone,
  her deadly silence enwrapped me

From deep in the night,
  a stern warning then came

“Your pen is your phallus,
  —my right to reclaim”

(Villanova Pennsylvania: February, 2018)...

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the pharaohs phallus
          mummified stiff as a board
               tut tut naughty boy

By
David Kavanagh


True story this, when they opened Tutankhamuns 
Sarcophagus, Imagine their bewilderment to 
find King Tut's mummy, and his symbolically 
embalmed erect phallus
Perhaps this is what Lord Carnarvon thought...

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Be Nice

Don’t be nasty, don’t be mean. 
Don’t use words, that are obscene. 
Don’t be obscure, please be concise. 
Don’t use words, that are not nice. 
Don’t stroke egos, like a phallus. 
Don’t use words, filled with malice. 
Don’t hurt feelings, when you write. 
Critiques are for helping, so keep it tight. 


By 
Josehf Lloyd Murchison ...

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A virginal blush,
blooms sojourn
inside their female purses.

Yet this bright morning, 
Adam seems rampant.
Stamen 
trumpet a brazen phallus.

A raindrop alchemy,
charms and countercharms.
Roots sift through
the genders of earthy
knots.

By evening, Eve will return
to fold lips 
around a twilit womb. 

Ying and Yang
have rung their temple bell....

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How sweet it is when love had fizz,
and life's bell was a tinkle,
one time me eyes locked with a cuz,
but she was way too little.

ol alien, poor bugger me,
richoted up into a tree,
tangled with a swarm of bee's
the sting of stung exciting

cousin Don he caught a guy,
teasing bees to get a rise,
water squirted from his eyes,
his phallus pronged and bulging:)

Don Johnson 29-june-11...

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Big n hard
well babe its been big n hard,
the dumb retard?
wants planting in pleasures planting pot,
or bring some stole viagra,
just in case its not:)

get a keeper maybe should,
enhance his mood, stiff as wood,
the blood flow enterprising,
could be bloody mystifying,
as any phallus should,

yet babe im shagged, deflated bags,
me ball bags teste-fying,
get back you baitch,
can’t have an inch,
bo-didly aint supplying…

Don Johnson...

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A vage blush;
her bloom sojourns
within its female purse,
yet this bright morn
Adam is rampant,
his stamen a brazen phallus.
A raindrop alchemy,
charms and countercharms.
Genders gather together
as one blossom on a single stem.
By evening, Eve will return
to fold moist lips
around her twilit womb.
Adam will sleep
at ease in his dreaming sap.
A floral erotica
has climaxed to silence.
Ying and Yang
have rung their temple bell....

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"It is  the year of the coq"
Said Alice from Dallas
"Rooster rhymes with booster
and gallus with phallus"

Ladies, prepare for a goose
Grope Meister Trump's on the loose
Not one clucking request
Will ever feather your nest

The Russians gave him a boost
So Grope Meister Trump rules the roost
But if you follow his lead,
"You're fired", with no chicken feed!

The Coq struts and crows
But forgets what he owes
To everyone in the coop
Who did not  know "dupe" from poop!...

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