Short Pew Poems

Ugly flowers pew
Lining up streets of joy
Beauties abscond...

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Cathedral of limbs,
Prayers from a leaden pew:
The butterfly prays....

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Morning bird’s prayer,
Worship from a pew of gold:
Limb tabernacle....

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ewe what is that pew
I think it smells like mildew
I agree with you...

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i sweat in the pew
i feel i don't belong
i don't fit
it's just not my song...

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candlelight -
one true believer
on crowded pew

8/30/2021...

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 cute as a button 
his name is little skunk U 
when he pees, le pew !...

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Beware of the devil who rents space in your wold. He sits in a pew grinning like a chaleton....

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I’ve learned to perch pon
Park bench and pew…appear wise
Like most ol’ men do
...

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Red dress
Dress impress
Freedom new
New pew
Fast freedom fire
Fire tire
Sky open
Open oven
Corps Vettie
Vettie Chevy...

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The Minister was so boring
The congregation was snoring
A thunderclap
Released their crap
Until "pew" described the flooring...

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The widow of Codswallop House
Was observed not wearing a blouse
It seems our vicar
Succumbed to liquor
And pretended to be her spouse...

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Donald Trump went to church today
Ostensibly to kneel and pray
The vicar wept
As Donald slept
Trump snores sounded more like a bray .........

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In church, I sat just behind you
And saw how your discomfort grew
You knelt down to pray
And blew me away
Yet all you can tell me is, "pew"?...

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Beside the last pew, 
a chipped white collection plate.
A ghostly blessing
if you toss a modern coin
through time and the barred front door....

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A church rat ran under our pew
Our Vicar caught it impromptu
Though some found it odd
The Vicar thanked God
For adding fresh meat to the stew...

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Cathedral
man in pew waiting for friend
choir
brass and organ
sans day carol
lo, how a rose
in dulci jublio
Gesu bambino
hymn to the virgin...

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A salesman helped gal with a shoe
When sound of a trumpet broke through
I’m sorry she said
As her face turned red
But salesman laid dead from the pew...

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It was an awful thing to do
Drop an SBD in the pew
Then cast a glance
As if by chance
That said “oh, God, was that you?”

John G. Lawless
©6/21/2023...

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hard boiled eggs for diner Pew! 
what ya know , I laid a few 
toot toot then a dump 
what a pretty lump 
hard boiled eggs for diner, you?...

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there once was a skunk named Pepé Le Pew
when he came near, well, everyone knew
	Penelope, his chérie
	to her, he was smelly
odorous advances met pooh pooh!...

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I have the outhouse in view
I had grandma’s squirrel stew
Dessert was a tart
I will not dare fart
I will sit in my own pew

*in honor of Jan's Birthday tomorrow*...

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Poor Nog Rafi had a funny habit
Unzipped his pants and out came a rabbit
   This really wouldn't do
   For the monks in his pew
You see ~ Rafi was their new head abbot...

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Neon screams
Indigo cries
Green dreams
Haunting eyes
Teal thoughts terrified

Black heart
Evil and cruel
Wicked witch
In
The 
Church pew
Horrible hateful
Escaping 
Soon...

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While poking around in an old tree trunk
I came nose to nose with a stinky skunk
He suddenly raised his tail
Twas' such a horrible smell
For my wife said that I stink, stank, and stunk...

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