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Meat Pete the Pirate

I once knew a pirate named Pete There's nothing that he wouldn't eat He once swallowed a whale But then choked on the tail And now he himself is dead meat

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Beryl Edmonds

Date: 10/10/2024 1:42:00 PM

The seabirds had a whale of a time - Feasting on pirate Pete was divine - All they left was the tail - Bones, teeth, flippers and nails - The rest had gone down a treat, simply fine…… Beryl

Sharon Gulley

Date: 9/29/2020 6:13:00 PM

HA, HA, HA, You are too funny Jerry. Love it!

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/27/2019 6:24:00 PM

G'day Jerry … I nearly choked on this tale - good one Jerry - Lindsay

Eileen Manassian

Date: 10/27/2019 5:54:00 AM

HA HA! Good one! I'm surprised he didn't choke before. Enjoyed this limerick, dear.

Line Gauthier

Date: 10/26/2019 9:53:00 PM

Poor Pete. Enjoyed your limerick, Jerry.

Ts Poetry

Date: 10/26/2019 2:00:00 PM

The seagulls all gathered round...blessed with a feast for the town...old Pete they did peck...not leaving a speck....thanked God this poor chap had drown

Jerry T Curtis
Date: 10/26/2019 2:22:00 PM

It's true, on old Pete they did peck........But those seagulls showed proper respect......They knew he would be....better pooped out at sea......Than rotting away some the deck.