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Lawyer Limerick

There once was a lawyer sent to heaven
Given the best room a saint ever lived in
When I asked St. Pete why
He answered me quite sly
“That’s the first lawyer we’ve ever been given.”

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Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 8/31/2010 6:09:00 PM

Loved it Joe. Congratulations on your #1 win with this fun Limerick.

Audrey Haick

Date: 8/30/2010 6:33:00 PM

A very well-deserved Ist Place Win, Joe! Congratulations! Peace, Audrey

James Fraser

Date: 8/30/2010 11:18:00 AM

Many congratulations Joe on your No 1 win in Carolyn's fine contest >> James

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/30/2010 5:08:00 AM

Congratulations Joe on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Lawyer Limericks". Love, Carol

Tahera Mannan

Date: 8/29/2010 10:37:00 PM

Very interesting and humourous. Many congrats for your win.

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/29/2010 7:35:00 PM

Congrats on the well desrved win, Joe

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/29/2010 6:45:00 PM

I LOVE this one, Joe, no wonder it got first place. Luv, Andrea

Doris Culverhouse

Date: 8/29/2010 5:27:00 PM

good one--witty! congrats on the the big win!!

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 8/29/2010 3:52:00 PM

congrad's! Good ole St. peter! what a tough job. Light & Love

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/29/2010 1:41:00 PM

Congrats Joe on your big win in the Limerick contest... enjoy my friend this happy Sunday.. with luv

Charles Henderson

Date: 8/29/2010 1:28:00 PM

Right on Joe. A good poem for your well deserved first place win. Charles

Ralph Taylor

Date: 8/29/2010 1:02:00 PM

Congrats, Joe. Great job. Nice win. Ralph

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 8/29/2010 12:38:00 PM

Congrats to you Joe..just to funny. BG

Carrie Richards

Date: 8/29/2010 12:24:00 PM

So funny!!!! Yep...this deserves a place at the top!! Great job, Joe!! :)

Timothy Brumley

Date: 8/29/2010 12:18:00 PM

The only question that remains is...."How the heck did he get in there in the first place":) Funny one Joe congrats on your second place win!

John Freeman

Date: 8/29/2010 12:03:00 PM

Congratulations Joe, on your worthy first place, Agape, Moses

Joyce Johnson

Date: 8/29/2010 11:56:00 AM

Great limerick. Congratulations. Joyce

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/29/2010 11:45:00 AM

What can I say, Joe? Congratulations on taking first place with this incredibly funny poem! Love, Carolyn

Francine Roberts

Date: 8/29/2010 11:40:00 AM

congrats on your win in the contest with this great little limerick

Iolanda Scripca

Date: 8/26/2010 6:12:00 PM

Hahaha! Funny Limerick here, dear Joe. A winner for sure. All the best, iolanda

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/23/2010 8:17:00 AM

Thank you for supporting my contest, Joe. My doctor visit is today and I hope you'll send some positive thoughts and prayers my way. I truly am doctorphobic, but you can't mess around with potential cancer. Love and best wishes, Carolyn

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/23/2010 8:01:00 AM

Very witty but very intellectual write, Joe

Francine Roberts

Date: 8/23/2010 7:42:00 AM

adorable, should do well in the contest