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It Was a Bit of a Cock Up

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A randy old codger called Pete His actions were quite indiscreet His passionate whirl With a sexy girl Brought the patter of tiny feet! 01~24~17

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Elijah Johnson

Date: 2/16/2017 8:39:00 PM

Jan the Queen of Limerick Makes the rest of us look sick Each day we try To pass her by But she writes them really quick

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2017 4:54:00 AM

lol I do love the limerick form and the humour in so few lines:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 1/28/2017 9:46:00 AM

oh, and a belated happy birthday xx

Jan Allison
Date: 1/29/2017 11:20:00 AM

:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 1/28/2017 9:45:00 AM

LOL, good one

Jan Allison
Date: 1/29/2017 11:21:00 AM

Thanks Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 1/25/2017 2:47:00 PM

Happy Birthday Jan. Thank you for keeping smiles on our faces on your special day.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/26/2017 4:54:00 PM

Thanks Jean I had fun with this theme lol:-) hugs jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 1/25/2017 6:50:00 AM

Oh love the end product, brilliant Jan you sure are the shining star here on soup..

Jan Allison
Date: 1/25/2017 8:29:00 AM

aww Harry you are too kind I write poop poetry that people seem to enjoy:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 1/25/2017 3:27:00 AM

Keep laughing dear, Jan! A seven!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/25/2017 5:42:00 AM

aww thanks Demetrios I am having a lovely day:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis
Date: 1/25/2017 5:29:00 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear Empress of Limericks!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/25/2017 5:26:00 AM

Soup does seem to have a few glitches I also have comments repeating for no apparent reason:-( hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis
Date: 1/25/2017 5:15:00 AM

I am sorry, I meant " I keep laughing" it was not meant to be an imperative dear, Jan! Furthermore my computer repeated the comment for it has a mind of its own!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/25/2017 3:54:00 AM

I'm laughing my friend and I'll try and keep the humour flowing on soup:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 1/24/2017 10:23:00 PM

...and now we know what keeps him up all night....

Jan Allison
Date: 1/25/2017 3:49:00 AM

FABULOUS double entendre there John lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 1/24/2017 9:08:00 PM

hahaha.... I love this one I cannot stop laughing Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 1/25/2017 3:50:00 AM

Oh there will be a lot more to come regarding Trump his antics are fabulous fodder for poets lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/24/2017 6:59:00 PM

oh my, you did a GREAT one today!!! SEVEN

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2017 7:01:00 PM

aww thanks that's praise indeed -I have come a long way since I posted my first one almost 3 years ago!:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/24/2017 4:09:00 PM

I enjoyed your cute limerick Jan and the baby picture is just adorable! : ) 7

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2017 4:13:00 PM

Thanks Connie I had fun with this one - isn;t that little fella just adorable! :-) hugs jan xx

Matthew Anish

Date: 1/24/2017 2:35:00 PM

That is how it works! Enjoyable short poem! Peace & Love Matthew Anish

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2017 2:49:00 PM

Thanks Matthew:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/24/2017 2:28:00 PM

- An older person who is severely dehydrated no longer have enough fluids in the body to maintain its vital organs, but does not mean anything in this theme .... fluid is fluid .... cheese is cheese :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2017 2:49:00 PM

Great comment Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/24/2017 1:50:00 PM

Lol! Jan, You are so good at limericks. The "old" boy probably surprised himself! :-) Alexis PS, You should write a book of limericks. Be sure to give us the details on the soup. I'll most definitely get a copy.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2017 2:48:00 PM

I plan to make a kindle book of my funny poems from soup:-) I may have some proper copies made too but it is expensive to self publish but hey I will give it my best shot:-) hugs Jan xx

Janis Medders Tobechi

Date: 1/24/2017 1:20:00 PM

The old boy had some good left in him. A smiley limerick for sure. Nice one.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2017 1:29:00 PM

ha ha ha great comment Janis:-) hugs Jan xx

Probir Gupta

Date: 1/24/2017 9:51:00 AM

What a great treat! ... so nice ...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2017 1:20:00 PM

Thanks Probir:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 1/24/2017 9:04:00 AM

I absolutely love your English expressions, Jan. I was laughing after the title. Thanks for the giggle:)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2017 1:19:00 PM

I hoped the title would pull people in to read the poem Daniel lol:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 1/24/2017 8:25:00 AM

Ha, I guess he wasn't TOO old. :) Really funny Jan, a great laugh to start the day with.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2017 1:18:00 PM

Oh I am so tempted to write about being woken up by a 'cock' on Anne Lise's poem but am sitting on my hands for now lol:-) hugs Jan xx

White Wolf

Date: 1/24/2017 8:06:00 AM

I needed that smile! A great limerick, Jan. And it's the cutest little baby photo you have found too!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2017 8:08:00 AM

It is a cute pic White Wolf - thanks for being the first to comment:-) hugs Jan xx