Short Orifice Poems

Whatever comes out 
of the oval orifice,
is spewed out toxins....

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Economy reveals its frozen 
Clown shaped orifice
Build a house now with these hands...

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No one knows
How love flows
Through every orifice,
And what it feels like,
To be beautiful and nude....

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it's like having a
foreign object embedded
in an orifice
that it wasn't meant to be 
in, but it fits really snug....

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Open orifice.
Yield yourself.
Sensually salty.
Tasty treat.
Erogenous events.
Rapidly realising
Sexual satisfaction....

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Donald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"...

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Our boss can easily touch her toes
But when she does her underwear shows
Each day of the week
We all get a peek
But Willy's excitement grows and grows...

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Put a cork in it, put a cork in what?
In my ear... in my nose... my butt?
For what purpose?
In any orifice?
Makes me nervous, gonna keep em all shut...

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When I was a lithe young lad at the age of three
This chunky lad on a seesaw launched me into a tree
Yelled out for help
As a branch I felt
Entering an orifice that the sun don't see...

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Flying high and
waving proudly;
perched atop
a silver orifice
the magnificent
and beautiful
flag of honor -
Old Glory,
smiles upon
a grateful nation
with resplendent 
dignity and distinction....

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Lips locked loosely
Tell me that I can open them
The door is only stuck
Not dead bolted with strength
And pursing my own mouth
The hinges are undone
While the wind of my breath
Opens your orifice...

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an orifice in fontanel
throbs like our heartbeat 
being the enabled connector 
to universal consciousness 

lower down at third eye
divine intelligence 
takes pole position 

toroidal heart
softly sings...

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Oh joy, oh happiness, I'm off to my second home
No other place like it, 'cept the bathroom, my throne
Yup it's the doctor's office
In case, got a clean orifice
Such a special place, the caringest, ever known...

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Oh joy, oh happiness, I'm off to my second home
No other place like it, 'cept the bathroom, my throne
Yup it's the doctor's office
In case, got a clean orifice
Such a special place, the caringest, ever known...

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Oh joy, oh happiness, I'm off to my second home
No other place like it, 'cept the bathroom, my throne
Yup it's the doctor's office
Make sure got a clean orifice
Such a special place, the caringest, ever known...

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orifice at fontanel glistens
mind wonders what’s going on
childlike heart takes delight
with each life breath reborn

staff of power stands erect
humming with potent power
innocence frolics with joy
bathing in the divine shower...

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Ideally, we would flush
what is of little value – 

wiser men and women
sending to the sewer
of time, putrid, fecal matter -- 
a byproduct common 
to even the best 
of societies...

lately, we elevate them
to higher orifice –...

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humming, purring toroidal heart
conjoins with glistening third eye
whilst orifice at fontanel pulsates
thus with each exhalation we die

that that dies however, never was
for we are living light in renewal
knowing the cause, desires pause
battling no duel in this realm dual...

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Throw in life
And ask for nothing in return
Let it go
Flowing from every orifice
Couldn’t keep it
Never wanted to
Fled like a convict
On the run from myself
Lost but never found
Placed in that mysterious lair
Between life and death
To spend eternity
With those I despise...

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Slim pickings are there when
Untruths speak with delicate
Tongues and that is when
Grace escapes me.

Entering every orifice is an
Unsacred vibration 
Grotesque in nature.

Like a vacuum it seems
Escape is impossible.

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Daylight has cuffed the forsaken canyons
And as I am just rousing from a fair slumber
Saluted I am by a spectrum strangely colored smoke
Could it be possible that evolution advanced so hastily
The mist that is emitted from her orifice
Remind me of happy, platinum things
May her lips bear more phenomenons...

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Simple squamous epithelium
That lines the frothing orifice
Of politicians and wine-soaked braggarts

Cytoplasm
That flows equally
In justice and infectious regurge

Genes
That transplant the ghastly
Pale-light abscess of custom-made drivel

God, Ph.D.,  you too?

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For each morning that spawns
I evade your virulent dialect
Each syllable born of your orifice



Is embellished by grisly tones
As helpless I am forsaken
To canker in ire



To awake is to honor the culture of the universe
Though your miserly revelry ceases to deliver amity
Whilst your exploits wither into oblivion...

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morality sits on the nose 
of this blind man

an option of intrigue 
is there for the taking
  
that call, that lure 
from a feral hunter
to a wounded prey 
soliciting capture

as I reach for the ignoble
the knees, the elbows 
the betwixt, the between
a door to an orifice opens
revealing our imminent doom
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There once was a bucket from Nantucket
[Trump*]'s aides must make time to lug it
While running for office
His sh!t from each orifice
Needs giant commodes just to flush it

*In order to promote fairness, the reader can insert any selfish politician, CEO, or other name in the brackets. Sadly, there's no shortage of good choices....

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