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In Any Orifice

Put a cork in it, put a cork in what?
In my ear... in my nose... my butt?
For what purpose?
In any orifice?
Makes me nervous, gonna keep em all shut

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Russell Sivey

August 5, 2017 at 8:57 AM

Hey Jack, check out my On the Toilet limerick! I wrote it just for you!

Jack Ellison

August 5, 2017 at 9:12 AM

Check it out... I checked it out!!!

Lim'Rik Flats

August 5, 2017 at 8:02 AM

Remember Mindy and Mork?//She used to play with his cork//It was an alien thing//She made him sing//Later she gave birth to a spork! GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!! I guess you didn't get torpedoed, whoops, I mean tornadoed!

Jack Ellison

August 5, 2017 at 8:12 AM

NOPE NO TORNADO!!! Still alive and well and still silly! GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!! A tornado... that would surely be a first!!!

Russell Sivey

August 5, 2017 at 7:41 AM

This one is just wonderfully comical my friend! I loved reading your delightful poem this morning! You have stumbled upon another rhyme that works quite well, "For what purpose?/In any orifice?" very good rhyming pair there Jack! Ah just remember, Halloween is soon approaching, you know what that means! Great Work!!

Jack Ellison

August 5, 2017 at 8:08 AM

I'm ready for anything! You are way to kind with your comments dear Russell! HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!!