Duke Beaufort Poet Limerick

Ode To An Oldie

There once was a bucket from Nantucket
[Trump*]'s aides must make time to lug it
While running for office
His sh!t from each orifice
Needs giant commodes just to flush it

*In order to promote fairness, the reader can insert any selfish politician, CEO, or other name in the brackets. Sadly, there's no shortage of good choices.

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Jennifer Proxenos September 30, 2023 at 4:48 AM I enjoyed Jan's comment below and have written several limericks of my own about Trump. He is an old fart and as for Biden I understand that there is an impeachment request. So politics in America are a bit touchy at the moment, but where in the world is there any political party in power, that is popular! Nice one Duke, hope you are well, hugs, blessings, Jennifer. Duke Beaufort February 6, 2024 at 1:34 PM Jennifer, so glad you liked this. Hopefully, the country will come to its senses!!!

Jan Allison May 1, 2023 at 9:21 AM omg lol so fab to see a Duke classic limerick about the old fart (trump is a british name for a fart lol) lol:-) hugs jan xx Duke Beaufort June 10, 2023 at 5:01 AM Jan, you have a really good sense of humor, and I enjoy reading your poetry very much. I have been very busy with work, and don't get here as often as I should. I did take a look at your recent work this morning. FANTASTIC!!