Short Oink Poems

The sow looked at the piglets,
And grunted, with a big sigh,
"You kids are so darn messy!
This place looks like a pigsty."...

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A lady out walking her dog
Encountered a pot-belly hog
A quick-fingered boink
Deflated its oink
So Harley roared off in the smog...

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cluck,oink,meow,quack,maa
cock-a-doodle-do,moo,baa
tis my wild kingdom



written 2009...

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There was a dumb pig from Kauai
Who had a huge stye in his eye
While using a hatchet 
He started to scratch it
Now the swine has an eye in his sty!...

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The Muck of Life

Wallowing in muck
Brings delight into life’s plight.
If you say, “Oink.  Oink!

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 16, 2010
Poetic form: Senryu...

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"Gobble, Gobble,
what's that you say,
I am on the menue,
for Thanksgiving Day."

"Oink, Oink,
ham is so good,
forget about old turkey,
I wish you would."

"...

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Went for brekkie at the local coffee joint
Key word is fast but it sure disappoints
Two minutes tops
It was teeming with cops
Think I may have overheard a few oink oinks...

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One or more words that make the sound as you speak
N
Oink is an example and so are squeal and squeak
M
A
T
Ouch!  You’d exclaim if pinched by a sneak
P
Outstanding is this creative language technique
E
I
A


Kim’s Acrostic Play Contest


11/09/20...

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It hard to say
Giddy up
to a flying pig.

his snout
is never
within the pull of earth.

a thousand
feet in the sky
a pink snozzle in muddled clouds.

his oink
& corkscrew tail
the only thing;

except your
weightless imagination
keeping such a sight afloat up there....

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The pig goes oink,
The cow goes moo,
The farmer carries buckets of smelly stuff and poo,

The farmer pulls on wellies
A raincoats and a hat
Taking care not to get run down flat

Here comes a wild tractor,
Flying madly out the barn
Driven by the pig and cow from Spitalfields farm......

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Little Sarah Sue,
loves going to the zoo.
To hear the cow say,
Moo, Moo, Moo.

And the horse say,
Neigh, Neigh, Neigh.

She really loves to hear
the pig say 
Oink , Oink , Oink,
Cause it sounds like
Boink, Boink, Boink.



Contest: Nursery Rhyme 3
Sponsor: Eve Roper
03/23/2021...

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The children went on a field trip
On a farm much fun was incurred
Back in class, the teacher stated,
"Please tell me some sounds that you heard"

One said, "Oink", then one said, "Quack, quack",
He seemed to be quite the actor!
Then one little boy said, "I heard,"
"Hey kid, Get off that dang tractor!"...

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Twang toot Fing Foo
Jingle jingle rattle boo
Tiger Tiger splash, squish
Skycrapper’s crashing swish
Wretched retches snorting  snuck
Timtimbuctoo’s belching buck
Whoosh whoosh Winnie Treetree murmur
Croaking frogie's hiss hiss charmer
Punipuni giggles growling grunt 
Oink oink  words' trilling witchhunt...

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Roll in the mud, thrice wielding the ice pick.

La La La down the lane escaping the elusive carving knife. No chop, no gammon, no other porkly tale, round is good and round is ham and a pig I am.

Is that very great and interesting? I am unsure as I go to lie down to begin my sleep of snout snore in a bed of baked bap....

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Wafts greeted me at the door already
Dreaded going inside, not knowing
If a clash between right and wrong
Was on the schedule again
It’s become a routine
His manners replaced,
Like his cologne
Surpass by
A wine 
Smell

Wilma Neels

In honour of Madam Oink :)

Contest: Anagrammatically Speaking
5th Place...

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PIGS GO OINK
COWS GO MOO
GHOSTS SAY BOO
NOTHING NEW
HORSE GOES NEIGH
BUT WHAT DOES THE TURTLE SAY?

?

BIRD WINGS GO FLIP FLAP
FISH FINS GO SPLISH SPLASH
HORSE HOOFS GO CLIP CLOP
SNAKE BELLY GOES SLITHER
SANTA CLAUSE SAYS HO HO HO
BUT WHAT’S THE SOUND OF THE CAMEL TOE?


WHAT DAY IS IT?

EVERYDAY IS HUMP DAY
?...

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Bull bawling with hope
For the new dawn’s feeding trough
Calling for kindness
~
Hay, yellow and dry
Covers the barn floor with hope
For fresh times within
~
Chickens pecking dust
Crowing echoes in the morn
Through signs of the sun
~
Pigs oink in their pen
Craving the food that sustains
Nourishing their dreams
~
Cow pouring white milk
While the calf longs for the tit
Butter and cheese thoughts
...

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He sat in front of the TV
while eating a large plain pizza
washing each bite down with iced tea.
The sight made me laugh… Ha-ha!
reddish oil dripping onto
his already grimy t-shirt.
What a slob! (If he only knew)
To call him that would only hurt
his feelings. I couldn’t say that
to him as much as I’d like to
so I struggled through the chit chat
when he asked, what’s so funny, dude?
Funny? Umm! Oh Nothing, I lied
Please! Don’t mind me. Finish your pie....

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It’s hard to find a toy
That doesn’t run on double A’s,
A toy that lets imagination
Rule how someone plays.

I’m sick of toys that talk or sing
Or oink or quack or moo
And that’s the iceberg tip
Of what these modern toys can do.

A simple truck or doll or train
Lets children take control
As they navigate a made-up world - 
And isn’t that the goal?

For those bells and all those whistles
They would likely leave behind
If presented with a good old-fashioned toy,
So hard to find....

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