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Teeming With Cops

Went for brekkie at the local coffee joint
Key word is fast but it sure disappoints
Two minutes tops
It was teeming with cops
Think I may have overheard a few oink oinks

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Carol Eastman

October 4, 2015 at 6:42 PM

Cops are da man... They save the day better than anyone can... If a coffee or donut is their plan... You gotta repect em for into trouble they've sometimes ran... They can start the day like you began...

Jack Ellison

October 5, 2015 at 12:40 PM

What would we do without them! They are all heroes in my estimation! Love, Jack xxx

Michael Tor

October 4, 2015 at 6:19 PM

It was teeming with cops, Crispy creme doughnuts, a dozen they bought. One went to the john, leaving the door open, and whipped out his coc_! The waitress looked over and went into shock! He said what are you looking at here! Something you need a magnifying glass to see my Dear! she replied. This is a quick one Jack. Nothing like yours, or Tim's or John John's.

Jack Ellison

October 5, 2015 at 12:46 PM

Krispy Kreme Donuts opened up here and shut down half a year later! Too much competition from our Tim Horton's... too bad! Loved Krispy Kreme donuts on our many trips to Florida!

Tim Smith

October 4, 2015 at 10:41 AM

They were there for donuts and cup o joe....didn't you know that's where cops go....fill up there tums...pretend to chase bums....shhhh keep this information on the down low

Jack Ellison

October 4, 2015 at 10:45 AM

Ooops redirected! Sorry Mr. Tim but as you can see, our illustrious poet friend has made his triumphant return!!! As usual, you newly crowed King of the Limericks, have come through with another good one!!!

Jack Ellison

October 4, 2015 at 10:42 AM

"brekkie" only the most highly educated and totally hip dudes like us eh!!! YEEHAW!!! Have a good one dear friendy!!!