Sin Agog

A lady out walking her dog
Encountered a pot-belly hog
A quick-fingered boink
Deflated its oink
So Harley roared off in the smog

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Gershon Wolf

May 18, 2021 at 8:26 PM

Witty title there, Rico. Gershon, from Mosque Cow, Russia

Rico Leffanta

May 19, 2021 at 11:14 AM

Part II. People waiting for an answer to their prayers know swift thinking is not one of their god's assets, so randy and impatient King Henry VIII offered Multiple Choice, "Nun of the Above". Still no response, leaving Beth and others to wonder if the Middle East will run out of blood before it runs out of oil. Aloha! Rico

Rico Leffanta

May 19, 2021 at 11:12 AM

Jews had the marketing know-how to give their edifice a name to attract the most people. Christianity appealed to gays and transgenders, so they called their's, "Kathy Droll", so The Prophet was stuck with "Musk". Like many men, he compensated with huge phallic symbols Allah would not destroy, if they appeared to be circumsized.

Jan Allison

May 17, 2021 at 12:57 PM

lol and i love the title you are so witty Rico:-) written one tonight i think you will like of course the pc brigade will moan cost its bawdy but of course we know limericks can be and its all innuendo of course lol:-) hugs jan xx

L Milton Hankins

May 17, 2021 at 11:30 AM

Marvelous. LOL.

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