Oink Vey - Limerick

There was a dumb pig from Kauai
Who had a huge stye in his eye
While using a hatchet 
He started to scratch it
Now the swine has an eye in his sty!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 3/1/2011 10:54:00 PM
Many congrats Kory on big win in John Hecks contest.Luv & best wishes - Hitendra Mehta
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Date: 2/28/2011 6:32:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in John's contest Kory. Love, Carol
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Date: 2/28/2011 5:12:00 AM
Hehehehehe. This was funny! Very big congratulations! Love it a luuuut, Sami
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Date: 2/28/2011 1:01:00 AM
This one will always win. It is a PERFECT limerick in my opinion. one of my favs
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Date: 2/27/2011 7:12:00 PM
Oh, funny indeed -- this is a double, double. I love it, Kory. Congratulations on your first place victory. So well deserved. I hope you read John Heck's blog. If you have not, please do. He wrote very good things about your limerick. Best wishes. Deb
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Date: 2/27/2011 4:54:00 PM
The best Limerick I have ever read! Congrat's on your well-deserved first place win, Kory. Elaine
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Date: 2/27/2011 11:10:00 AM
Enjoyed, congrats on you win, great write. Caryl
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Date: 2/27/2011 9:12:00 AM
haha what a very witty limerick, Kory :) super congrats on your top win :D
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Date: 2/27/2011 6:12:00 AM
CONGRATS, Kory! Peace always, John
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Date: 2/27/2011 5:47:00 AM
Maon your no ny hearty congrats to you Kory on your number one!
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Date: 2/26/2011 11:59:00 PM
I sure remember THIS one. One awesome limerick, Kory. Congratulations to you!
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Date: 2/26/2011 9:25:00 PM
toppers! my happy cheers to you for the fine win, kory :) huggs, nette
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Date: 2/26/2011 7:02:00 PM
Good to see you with a top spot, Kory. Congratulations on your worthy poem's honored first place. Agape, Moses
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Date: 2/26/2011 4:59:00 PM
Go Kory! once again a winner. Light & Love
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Date: 2/26/2011 4:20:00 PM
Congratulations on your win...Sara
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Date: 2/26/2011 3:46:00 PM
Very funny. Congratulations on your big win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 2/26/2011 2:15:00 PM
This is one of the best limericks ever!!!! No wonder John laughed and loved it so much!! Congratulations, Kory!!
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Date: 2/26/2011 1:53:00 PM
Nice humour here!Congrats kory on your 1st place win in the contest of John--kashinath
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Date: 2/26/2011 12:54:00 PM
Sorry meant Congrats Kory.. bear with me luv..having vision problems and sorry about the error in names luv.. congrats Kory my friend..enjoy with luv..
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Date: 2/26/2011 12:51:00 PM
Congrats Kashinath on your first place win in John's contest.. amazing .. as always .. enjoy with luv..
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Date: 2/23/2011 5:55:00 AM
Congratulations on your 1st place win in Debbie Guzzi's contest "Limerick II". A well deserved win Kory. Love, Carol
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Date: 2/9/2011 11:22:00 AM
Hello Kory, This is just to funny, I laughed out loud with this winner. Congratulations on your wonderful win in the contest. As Always, Shar
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Date: 2/8/2011 5:51:00 AM
toppers.. congrats on the big win, kory! :) huggs, nette
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Date: 2/8/2011 12:37:00 AM
This is absolutely the funniest! Well done! Many congrats on your nig win, Kory. Lainie
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Date: 2/7/2011 9:10:00 PM
There was no question in my mind that this one should do very well in the contest. A big congrats to you, my friend. LUv, andrea
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