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Oink Vey - Limerick

There was a dumb pig from Kauai
Who had a huge stye in his eye
While using a hatchet 
He started to scratch it
Now the swine has an eye in his sty!

funnylimerick

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Dr Hitendra Mehta

Date: 3/1/2011 10:54:00 PM

Many congrats Kory on big win in John Hecks contest.Luv & best wishes - Hitendra Mehta

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 2/28/2011 6:32:00 AM

Congratulations on your win in John's contest Kory. Love, Carol

Sami Helbaoui

Date: 2/28/2011 5:12:00 AM

Hehehehehe. This was funny! Very big congratulations! Love it a luuuut, Sami

Joe Inka

Date: 2/28/2011 1:01:00 AM

This one will always win. It is a PERFECT limerick in my opinion. one of my favs

Deb Radke

Date: 2/27/2011 7:12:00 PM

Oh, funny indeed -- this is a double, double. I love it, Kory. Congratulations on your first place victory. So well deserved. I hope you read John Heck's blog. If you have not, please do. He wrote very good things about your limerick. Best wishes. Deb

Elaine George

Date: 2/27/2011 4:54:00 PM

The best Limerick I have ever read! Congrat's on your well-deserved first place win, Kory. Elaine

Caryl Muzzey

Date: 2/27/2011 11:10:00 AM

Enjoyed, congrats on you win, great write. Caryl

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 2/27/2011 9:12:00 AM

haha what a very witty limerick, Kory :) super congrats on your top win :D

John Heck

Date: 2/27/2011 6:12:00 AM

CONGRATS, Kory! Peace always, John

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 2/27/2011 5:47:00 AM

Maon your no ny hearty congrats to you Kory on your number one!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/26/2011 11:59:00 PM

I sure remember THIS one. One awesome limerick, Kory. Congratulations to you!

Nette Onclaud

Date: 2/26/2011 9:25:00 PM

toppers! my happy cheers to you for the fine win, kory :) huggs, nette

John Freeman

Date: 2/26/2011 7:02:00 PM

Good to see you with a top spot, Kory. Congratulations on your worthy poem's honored first place. Agape, Moses

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 2/26/2011 4:59:00 PM

Go Kory! once again a winner. Light & Love

Sara Kendrick

Date: 2/26/2011 4:20:00 PM

Congratulations on your win...Sara

Joyce Johnson

Date: 2/26/2011 3:46:00 PM

Very funny. Congratulations on your big win. Love, Joyce

Carrie Richards

Date: 2/26/2011 2:15:00 PM

This is one of the best limericks ever!!!! No wonder John laughed and loved it so much!! Congratulations, Kory!!

Kash Poet

Date: 2/26/2011 1:53:00 PM

Nice humour here!Congrats kory on your 1st place win in the contest of John--kashinath

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 2/26/2011 12:54:00 PM

Sorry meant Congrats Kory.. bear with me luv..having vision problems and sorry about the error in names luv.. congrats Kory my friend..enjoy with luv..

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 2/26/2011 12:51:00 PM

Congrats Kashinath on your first place win in John's contest.. amazing .. as always .. enjoy with luv..

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 2/23/2011 5:55:00 AM

Congratulations on your 1st place win in Debbie Guzzi's contest "Limerick II". A well deserved win Kory. Love, Carol