Short Offed Poems

Marco Rubio
not many know he's the son of Jack Rubio
and who was he?
the guy who offed Oswald between luncheon and tea....

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Robespierre, Danton and all of those 
crazy French revolution 'heroes' 
had thousands guillotined  
by La Machine that gleaned 
heads; then 'offed' their own midst their wild throes....

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Like a zombie at a town picnic
Scarfing brains in my room, like a shtick
My costume I offed
For I retched and coughed
Mom said, "That was the ultimate trick!"

October 30th, 2019

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Who opened the door to let horseflies in?
The madness of pursuit - the blood its win.

The bum - offed its keep - not fed.
This bugger did die in bed.
Who opened the door to let horseflies sin?

7/26/2019...

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Porgie George, Little Jack Horner
Kissed a girl off in a corner
They were all thumbs and made her cry
Offed in prison, absent mourners.

Peter Piper, Peter Peter
Killed a girl and tried to eat her.
The cops dispatched each with a shell;
They help Charon, Limbo’s greeters.
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I've found that 
happiness 
and despair 
are close siblings 
who tussle and feud 
over playthings 
like me 
you 
and that poor chap 
who offed himself 
down the hall. 
  
I'm staring at 
the same cracked 
grout-grey drywall, 
musing on his fate. 
Maybe he's 
enjoying the void. 
  
Perhaps he's stretched 
out on a pitch white 
beach of infinity, 
catching some rays 
from the imploded 
neon-black sun, 
hurtling a few 
inches farther away 
each year....

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Bloomin Eck,Bloomin Eck !
I just got mi-sen a job.
A mista wants his coal in,
An offed me a bob.

He told me if a hurry up,
A can chop some stiks an all.
But if tha wants another tanna,
A gorra mek um small.

He watched me gerrin coal in,
He anded me a shillin.
If tha wants that extra tanna lad,
Them bags o stiks want fillin.

A BOB and a shilling were the same value
Equivalent to 5 new pence(12 old penny's)
A tanner was 2 1/2 new pence(6 old penny's)

25/6/2022...

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