Ard Workin Lad

Bloomin Eck,Bloomin Eck !
I just got mi-sen a job.
A mista wants his coal in,
An offed me a bob.

He told me if a hurry up,
A can chop some stiks an all.
But if tha wants another tanna,
A gorra mek um small.

He watched me gerrin coal in,
He anded me a shillin.
If tha wants that extra tanna lad,
Them bags o stiks want fillin.

A BOB and a shilling were the same value
Equivalent to 5 new pence(12 old penny's)
A tanner was 2 1/2 new pence(6 old penny's)

25/6/2022
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Fowler Avatar
October 4, 2022 at 7:13 AM
I so love this Simon. I laugh because it reminds me of the Vogons - only this is real!. :)) Linda
Hamill Avatar
October 4, 2022 at 5:33 PM
Hi linda.glad you liked it.i try not to talk like that all the time.lol Thank you.simon.:-)
James Avatar
June 25, 2022 at 3:16 PM
I understood your poem Simon. It is more when hearing it in the accent I sometimes struggle with. Have you tried cockney slang? Emilia : ) PS, Can I have a shillin?
Hamill Avatar
June 25, 2022 at 5:03 PM
A dunt no way tha means mi old cocka.we tork proppa up in yorkshire.lol Did you know a shilling was.? Take care,:-):-)
Slaughter Avatar
June 25, 2022 at 11:05 AM
A bit difficult for this Yank to get through, Simon, but very enjoyable, and well worth the effort. I admire anyone who can write in the vernacular.
Hamill Avatar
June 25, 2022 at 11:28 AM
Hi Jim, I'm from Yorkshire,and I sometimes find it difficult.the best way is to read it as you see it.lol.thanks you.simon.
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