Short Nickname Poems

Citizen "above the law", it is up to him to nickname "outlaw"....!...

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Why such a dumb 
nickname?  From Mom's, 
"Nin! Come poop!" screams....

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Nutmeg
maybe their
stated nickname-
connecticut their plain
domain...

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Bubbles
Spirits uplift
Appears shapely perfect
Her coy giggles are contagious
Nickname...

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Just began to bike
To my brand new office job
Got a new nickname
They call me “Sweaty Armpits”
I’ll probably have to quit...

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maybe you should call me Meg
no, it’s no bother
I’ve always wanted a nickname
there’s already another Megan
so I’ll be a Meg...

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There was a young girl from Marfee
Her nickname was young cute blondie.
Teeth were all rotted
Men were all sotted
She's a firm forty-two double dee....

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T aking and leaning on
U navailable male and
R eaching for someone other
T han your husband.
L ow-lifes ruin marriages
E veryday just like yourself!...

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Pandora you said...
(Pandora you called me)
and I wonder if you knew 
that of all things set loose
Hope remained intact,
in the box full of evil things....

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Paolo Uccello nickname 'the bird'
an inventive painter you may not have heard
His wife said he loved perpective more than her
forehortenig did so naturally occur...

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Nanna is a nice word.
Nickname for mom's mother.
Never too far to reach.
Nearby to help you out.
Needing advice or care.
Needles clicking knitting.
Nice tiny tot booties....

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What is mistaken so is
dire self-aggrandizement
by ambitious fellows
re-baptized by citizens
hijacked by opportunists
as true love for a nation
It is a nickname, a vanity...

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Richard Pickett's the name
and writings the game,
all my friends I sure love to raz,
But here on the soup, I'll give you the scoop,
I'm the guy, with the nickname , The Taz.........

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My friend Ms. Wickys bladder was weak,
every hour a restroom she had to seek,
she thought life wasn't fair,
always changing underwear,
her new nickname becoming now Ms. Wickyleaks....

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There's a town in PA called Intercourse
Not difficult to guess it's most popular sport
Must be quite renowned
The name your town
It's nickname should be “Night Court”...

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'Course it's a nickname
under penalty of death
displayed in front of others
dictated as a term of endearment
left just between us
each time I say it, I feel special
since I'm the only one who can...

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Let’s give him the nickname of Sayles.
In suit, he does chomp at his nails.
Preoccupied schlub
gnaws down to the nub.
A shame as he chews at details.

7/14/2022

Wow! True story!...

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He was known by his nickname 'Shifty' Lars

   Who specialized in stealing brand-new cars

      He'd never get caught

         (Or, that's what he thought)

            He's now serving ten to life behind bars...

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Bubby
That is my nickname
Because my Mommy thought that was a cute nickname
and  i  like it  a lot because  my  mommy  named  me  that                                
 and I love  her  very  much  with  all  my  heart....

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Baby Girl
Is what they call me
I am sweet
I am a child at heart
My nickname means nothing
On the inside
I am in the dark
Yes I am this girl
But baby girl means
Sweet
Innocent
I am a
Lovely liar
I am not
BABYGIRL...

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Snow woman got her kitten and named him Pinky Poo.
She gave him a nickname of Pauly before she was through.
Let’s call him PPP, suggested her cousin, Little Lotto Lou.
Yes, and then we can call you LLL also, said snow woman Sue....

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There was a guy whose nickname was Santa
That hailed from the great state of Atlanta 
.              Who acted like scrooge
              And a huge, loud stooge
     Now he lived; near beach in a cabana 








12-23-2020...

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Cane Creek Cutie
Limerick
by: Tom 
2004

Her nickname was the Cane Creek Cutie,
She had it all, a real honey blonde beauty.
She was always draggin,
Her little red waggin,
But at times this cutie could be snooty.
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Samuelson was a scatter brained wizard
One day he zapped himself into blizzard 
          Used wand upside down
           His nickname was clown
He vanished, now wife has a pet lizard
           












Alexis Y.
10/21/2020...

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I would name her Power Wee Woman for that is what she will be.
Well-lit with enthusiasm for whatever passion she will pursue.
Nodding her head in approval or disapproval, a magic whee.
Then again, you might let allow her to nickname fully choose....

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