'shifty' Lars

He was known by his nickname 'Shifty' Lars

   Who specialized in stealing brand-new cars

      He'd never get caught

         (Or, that's what he thought)

            He's now serving ten to life behind bars
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Devonshire Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 12:40 PM
Crime never pays, Bob. You gave me a great chuckle, especially with the punch line at the end! Hugs, Carolyn
Wolf Avatar
September 12, 2019 at 9:45 PM
Sounds as if 'Shifty' shifted into the wrong gear here! Cheers, Gershon
Hinshaw Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 11:32 AM
Thank you Gershon! I always enjoy your witty comments! Almost choked on my cuppa this morn when I read it! Best on you always - BoB
Laurie Avatar
September 12, 2019 at 8:16 PM
G'day Bob … I trust he's not doing community service in a saloon serving drinks. I didn't think so - thanks for the giggle Bob - Lindsay
Hinshaw Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 11:36 AM
G'Day, Lindsay: Nope, in this case he's not serving behind a bar but doing his time in the "big house" behind those cold, steel bars! Thanks for commenting on more of my nonsense! - Bob
Y. Avatar
September 12, 2019 at 7:00 PM
Hi Robert, I really enjoy your limericks.If one lived like 'Shifty' did it's good chance they will end up behind bars. Enjoy the rest of your day:-) Alexis
Hinshaw Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 11:34 AM
And he's not bartending but is doing time in the "big house" - ha. Thank you for your delightful comment and good on you always - Bob
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