Short Mother In Law Poems
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italian mother in law
i tell her how good
my sauce is
A peacock in old Shangri-La
Found his wherewithal did not thaw
He went by the book
So his feathers shook
But aroused his mother-in-law
My mother-in-law is a ghost
Who lived her life on beans and toast
And since her parting
Never stops farting
Nor complaining I'm a poor host!
An horseshoe should bring you good luck
Although it is covered in muck
The horse may go lame
But you're not to blame
Your mother-in-law-needs a buck
While walking through a cemetery
Things were really quite ordinary
Until I finally saw
My "alive" mother-in-law
That's when it turned out to be quite scary
I went to the fair to see a girl
We both got sick on the tilt-a-whirl
The bearded lady I saw
It was my mother-in-law
My stomach was weak so she made me hurl
Jim's mother in-law old sweet Mary-Jane
accused him again and put him to shame
for leaving his poo
all over her loo
I wonder who pushed her out of the train.
It stumbled in from the bingo hall
And fell asleep in an old barn stall
With eggnog on its breath
It scared the chickens to death
Ofcourse I mean my mother-in-law
There once was an old cow in her stall
She was looked at by one and all
She was ugly and fat
That crazy old bat
I'm talking bout' my mother-in-law
Here lies Larry Belt, once loved by all
Writing poetry before he could crawl
It happened just like he said
And now he is lying dead
Nagged to death by his mother-in-law
You'll never believe this thing I saw
It couldn't stop from flappin' its jaw
With warts poking thru its beard
My eyes permanently seared
Wait! it was only my mother-in-law
Not a poem just a note..
Our daughter"s(Doris Culverhouse that is on this site )
mother-in-law died about 3 A.M. today Thursday
January 3...
It has been a busy day..
Form:
She looks like death on a crippled spider
Hips like an elephant, maybe wider
My friends came over and saw
My ugly mother-in-law
Next time they come they want me to hide her
dear mother in law
you should have been beheaded
King Henry has failed
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With only one look it ruptured my spleen
The ugliest creature I've ever seen
You'd know if you ever saw
It's called my mother-in-law
And smells like the gas produced from a bean
Mother-in-law was asking her daughter:-
When does my train leave? What are you reckon?
The son-in-law promptly, joyfully told her:-
Just in two hours, three minutes, five seconds.
Competitive wife: i no
longer understand him, he
is so not a man.
Mother in-law: oh my
doughter, you killed a MAN
in your MAN by making
him a duplicate of every
MAN u tasted.
A fly on the wall I would like to be
Larry's mother-in-law I want to see
Is she that bad
Or is he a cad
Reporting tonight on news , Channel Three
For the Fly on the Wall contest...
My Mother in law insists she's always right
I would disagree.... but I won't cause a fight!
Epigram Contest
Sponsored by Deborah Guenther Beachboard
4/4/18
Alright
Shopping School
Recital Football-practice Principal's
Mother-in-law Father-in-law Mother Your Father's not coming
The Talk More Talk A Bit More Talk
Not my turn, Her
PLEASE
Mother-in-law was showing us around
She was funny at times, she had us wound
Bird swooped over her red head
Open hand it pooped and fled
As she was in shock she couldn't make a sound
6/26/2023
Said mother-in-law: -" When my time to come,
My ashes scatter in this court in a burial rite."
Thinking, the son-in-law answered in fright: -
"But, if a wind drive you in house again, dear mum?"
As a fly on the wall of Larry's domain
I would witness first hand the cause of his pain
Once I saw what I saw
Larry's Mother-in-Law
I'm sure that I'd never go back there again!
Whirlwind courtship.
One morning she woke up
married to someone she’d not met -
an overzealous mother-in-law.
For twenty years now, she’s been
excluded from his family clan.
What a blessing in disguise!
Smile, use charm and hope
to extinguish the fire of
mum-in-law dragons.
I've never met mine, but Mother-in-Laws are traditionally thought of as dragons
over here (all in good fun, I think).
Jack Horne