Short Microwave Poems
Short Microwave Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Microwave by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Microwave by length and keyword.
Pizza Night
playing cards waiting
pizza in the microwave
wasn’t bad at all...
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Categories:
microwave, food,
Form:
Haiku
Haiku For Alphabet Soup
My alphabet soup,
it is getting very cold,
my microwave broke....
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Categories:
microwave, beautiful, hate, humor, metaphor, political, sweet, world
Form:
Haiku
Frozen Foods
How so very convenient!
In the microwave
No cooking for me tonight!...
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Categories:
microwave, food, me, time,
Form:
Haiku
A Letter To the Microwave Bandit
Microwave Bandit
This food splattered battlefield
May you die badly...
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Categories:
microwave, conflict, death, evil, funny, humanity, humorous, life,
Form:
Haiku
Lunchroom
microwave shortage
not enough time to eat lunch
I guess eat it cold...
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Categories:
microwave, loss,
Form:
Haiku
Green Pencil
The microwave caught fire.
With someone's green pencil.
So, it's stop, drop, and roll.
Drew blood on his Prehensile....
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Categories:
microwave, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
I Died
Fell in a bowl of soup
my head hangs
wet and soggy
spoon on the floor
The coroner removes my head
and stares
at the microwave.........
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Categories:
microwave, art, christmas, dark, death, humor, imagination, introspection,
Form:
Light Verse
Lets Not Get Crazy Here
Kitchen table clean
check
kitchen floor swept
check
microwave oven clean
Are you crazy?
I have to leave something
for tomorrow...
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Categories:
microwave, work,
Form:
Free verse
Fairground Attraction
Home from fairground -
hungry
Admiring delightful
colours, aromas.
Feast -
carrots, sweetcorn, peas...
Rotates in microwave
- Carousel...
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Categories:
microwave, adventure, food, imagination, life, mystery, uplifting
Form:
Free verse
The Oversized Plastic Coffee Cup Says
The oversized
Plastic coffee cup
with the plastic lid
says
Caution!
I am hot and wet
Handle me with care
Do not microwave...
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Categories:
microwave, care, funny, funny love, good morning, good
Form:
Blank verse
Random Outburts
Roses are red
My names Dave
this poem makes no sense
Microwave
Roses are red
I a'int No lier
This poem makes No sense
Deep fat fryer...
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Categories:
microwave, crazy,
Form:
Limerick
Dating Advice For Women
Before you say 'yes' to a fellah,
who's charmed you with tales of himself
take a look at the inside of his microwave
and especially the fridge bottom shelf....
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Categories:
microwave, humor, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Engelbert's Last Release
The last time I thought of Engelbert Humperdinck
My refrigerator and range were on the blink
I didn’t own a microwave ~
Returned to living in a cave...
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Categories:
microwave, silly, song,
Form:
Clerihew
Late
There was no sound from her,
but that of rattling plates
and microwave beeps.
The hour was late
as I sat with the dog,
one shoe off,
jacket unbuttoned....
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Categories:
microwave, life,
Form:
Free verse
A Poet Named Dave For Contest
I once knew a fine poet named Dave
Who wrote poems that Shakespeare would crave
But when doubters shouted
Dave not only pouted
But fried his poems in the microwave...
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Categories:
microwave, funny, poets,
Form:
Limerick
Chocolate Yum
Eggs, brown sugar and some flour
Milk, fresh cocoa, too
Butterscotch flavoring and
Semi-sweet chips then
Mix and microwave;
Chocolate
Yum!
...
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Categories:
microwave, appreciation, chocolate, food, image, imagery, sweet,
Form:
Epulaeryu
Syzygy
Microwave burned up;
no longer made.
New one’s the same size;
that’s what they said.
Syzygy happens
when planets align;
old trim kit holes line up?
Truly divine!...
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Categories:
microwave, planet, thanksgiving,
Form:
Quatrain
Fast Food Kitchen
When at home its often fast food I crave,
might even be leftovers that I saved,
always in a race,
open and shut case,
thank God for my nuke everything microwave!
12-20-16...
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Categories:
microwave, food, technology, time,
Form:
Limerick
Nuke It Pain
The old microwave makes such a racket
I’d tell it to “shut up”, just can’t hack-it
My wife really hates the thing
It works, so endure the pain
Damn thing broke before I could attack it...
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Categories:
microwave, slam,
Form:
Limerick
You Can Do It
When you're a Hungry man
Then you can do it.
It's simply cellophane.
Nothing much to it.
Heat in the microwave.
Two patties, gravy pool.
When you're a Hungry man.
Then You can do it....
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Categories:
microwave, fantasy,
Form:
Free verse
Open
Slowly open my heart up,
Like a machine opening up a can.
Pour out the blackness and let my heart be empty again.
For it is overflowing with pain.
Because I have never melted his bad heat like a microwave....
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Categories:
microwave, life, love, heart, heart,
Form:
I do not know?
Pleasing Sight
The empty pizza pan
Sitting on the counter
Dennis sitting across from me
An empty plate with napkins
Strewn Across the table
The microwave clock ticking away
All but forgotten
What a great place to live!...
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Categories:
microwave, life
Form:
I do not know?
tea spoon air-oar
existence be
(h)our time
mind-body flight...
winged...
up and down
periods
waiting...
for some
real-at-tea
but...
this pressed-sense
of thought
now...
means a cold cup
(microwave!)
len
...
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Categories:
microwave, cool, time,
Form:
Free verse
Topple
I wasted my life
When you stole my heart
I withered away
The roses you brought me
You married me
And I’ve cooked
You got drunk
And I’ve cleaned
My Hoover
Your TV
My microwave
Your golf
My
Divorce
Your
Loss...
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Categories:
microwave, lost love
Form:
I do not know?
Life Is Like
"Life is like heating up a bowl of spaghetti in the microwave
you put it in wait the three minutes ,take it out and the aroma overwhelms you,
then you have a bite and the spaghetti is cold"
Wriiten by Joseph Burchett 1/5/11...
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Categories:
microwave, depression, life,
Form:
Haiku