Home » Poems » Viv Wigley » Dating Advice For Women

Dating Advice For Women

Before you say 'yes' to a fellah, who's charmed you with tales of himself take a look at the inside of his microwave and especially the fridge bottom shelf.

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.

Please Login to post a comment

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/16/2018 8:51:00 PM

G'day Viv ... thank God I'm not looking for a bloke if a cob of corn has turned into a green veggie - thanks Viv - Lindsay

Kishan Sharma

Date: 5/8/2018 8:36:00 PM

Good one

Jean Murray

Date: 5/8/2018 4:06:00 PM

Also, check the delph?

Viv Wigley
Date: 5/8/2018 10:17:00 PM

I'm not sure a single man could be trusted with decent crockery, Jean. Viv x

Fj Thomas

Date: 5/7/2018 10:53:00 PM

Lolol good advice Viv!

Viv Wigley
Date: 5/8/2018 10:18:00 PM

Thanks, FJ, hope it's.not too late for some girls... X

Caycay Jennings

Date: 5/4/2018 9:17:00 AM

And if that doesn't speak loud enough, visit his loo to see its need for a scrub. I couldn't resist reading advice to women as told by a man, but find myself highly amused and in complete agreement with the man who is you. Good job! All the best ... CayCay

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/4/2018 12:15:00 AM

HA. Just hope he doesn't look at mine FIRST.

Paul Callus

Date: 5/3/2018 1:29:00 PM

Superb lines, Viv; that will show 'em that they had jumped to the wrong conclusion:) Men can be full of surprises! Regards // paul

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 5/3/2018 7:51:00 AM

Ha ha, if my wife had done that I would have missed out on the 25 best years of my life.

Charles Messina

Date: 5/2/2018 4:37:00 PM

...now that's telling the woman how it is (lol) Great one Viv, much enjoyed. BTW, thanks for the win in your fun to do contest. I really do appreciate that. All the best...Charlie

Viv Wigley
Date: 5/2/2018 9:11:00 PM

Thanks, Charles, and thanks for entering. regards, Viv

Mike Gentile

Date: 5/2/2018 8:30:00 AM

Love it Viv and I totally understand, Happy Wednesday xxoo

Viv Wigley
Date: 5/2/2018 1:09:00 PM

Thanks Mike, I recently had to help clearing a friend's apartment after he passed away, and on seeing the inside of his microwave, I can see why he was single. And the deep fat fryer needed an exorcist :(