Dating Advice For Women

Before you say 'yes' to a fellah,
who's charmed you with tales of himself
take a look at the inside of his microwave
and especially the fridge bottom shelf.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Laurie Avatar
May 16, 2018 at 8:51 PM
G'day Viv ... thank God I'm not looking for a bloke if a cob of corn has turned into a green veggie - thanks Viv - Lindsay
Sharma Avatar
May 8, 2018 at 8:36 PM
Good one
Murray Avatar
May 8, 2018 at 4:06 PM
Also, check the delph?
Wigley Avatar
May 8, 2018 at 10:17 PM
I'm not sure a single man could be trusted with decent crockery, Jean. Viv x
Thomas Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 10:53 PM
Lolol good advice Viv!
Wigley Avatar
May 8, 2018 at 10:18 PM
Thanks, FJ, hope it's.not too late for some girls... X
Godwin Avatar
May 4, 2018 at 9:17 AM
And if that doesn't speak loud enough, visit his loo to see its need for a scrub. I couldn't resist reading advice to women as told by a man, but find myself highly amused and in complete agreement with the man who is you. Good job! All the best ... CayCay
Dietrich Avatar
May 4, 2018 at 12:15 AM
HA. Just hope he doesn't look at mine FIRST.
Callus Avatar
May 3, 2018 at 1:29 PM
Superb lines, Viv; that will show 'em that they had jumped to the wrong conclusion:) Men can be full of surprises! Regards // paul
Lamoureux Avatar
May 3, 2018 at 7:51 AM
Ha ha, if my wife had done that I would have missed out on the 25 best years of my life.
Messina Avatar
May 2, 2018 at 4:37 PM
...now that's telling the woman how it is (lol) Great one Viv, much enjoyed. BTW, thanks for the win in your fun to do contest. I really do appreciate that. All the best...Charlie
Wigley Avatar
May 2, 2018 at 9:11 PM
Thanks, Charles, and thanks for entering. regards, Viv
Gentile Avatar
May 2, 2018 at 8:30 AM
Love it Viv and I totally understand, Happy Wednesday xxoo
Wigley Avatar
May 2, 2018 at 1:09 PM
Thanks Mike, I recently had to help clearing a friend's apartment after he passed away, and on seeing the inside of his microwave, I can see why he was single. And the deep fat fryer needed an exorcist :(
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 2, 2018 at 8:24 AM
Lol! Wise words ;p xomo!
Wigley Avatar
May 2, 2018 at 1:10 PM
You're a picky lot, you women x
Gauthier Avatar
May 2, 2018 at 8:16 AM
That's harsh, Viv. Slobs are people too LOL My husband would have never passed the test.
Wigley Avatar
May 2, 2018 at 1:11 PM
The time to worry is when you think the microwave has bits of cashew nut in but they turn out to be toenail clippings :(
Cunningham Avatar
May 2, 2018 at 3:56 AM
Haha, love it Viv, for a minute I thought you'd mention the toilet seat (sigh of relief) Tom.
Wigley Avatar
May 2, 2018 at 1:11 PM
Thanks Tom. The toilet seat is a man's divine right, though. Regards, Viv
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