Short Meaner Poems
Short Meaner Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Meaner by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Meaner by length and keyword.
I do not like the Hyena
This animal couldn't look meaner
It looks scary
Ugly and hairy
And dirty, I'd like him cleaner
Categories:
meaner, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Great T-rumposaurus meanus!
Adolph and Don share a genus
With teensy wiener
Was Hitler meaner
Or Trump with his weeny p-e-n-i-s?
Categories:
meaner, allegory, confidence, for him, men, mental illness,
Form:
Limerick
Miss Dee Meaner and Fellow Knee
Went together to cop a plea
Both had on show
Those things that grow
But judges rule what one may see!
Categories:
meaner, culture, judgement,
Form:
Limerick
Catastrophically strange.
Radically loopy demeanor.
Anticipated to derange.
Zany either fat or leaner.
Yesterday it got even meaner.
Categories:
meaner, crazy,
Form:
Quintain (English)
When At Trump Look
Every time at Trump when we will look,
What we discovered was another crook;
Always meaner;
Taking to cleaner,
And a bunch of idiocy in his each book.
Jim Horn
Categories:
meaner, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Little for my age
But it did not stop me
I was a monkey out of my cage
I could climb any tree
I was faster then any boy
And meaner than a rattle snake
I didn't want a girly toy
Give me a truck on my birthday cake
Categories:
meaner, adventure, happiness, life, uplifting
Form:
Free verse
moi
Moulded bred crusty
Summers vino severed tie
Auld Stinking Bishop
Ma
Shiny new sunspot
Shadowed by Misses Meaner
Clouded spineless imp
Pa
Longhaired lout cuddles
Pints fizzing ale gently pours
Tears orphan abandoned
Categories:
meaner, family,
Form:
I do not know?
She was a mean one
We had her number
I tried to change her
But she got meaner
I apologized
She had no friends
Her pets all died
Did she feed them?
Unknown to us
Relative
Not so close
Died alone
two weeks
ago
sad
Categories:
meaner, woman, women,
Form:
Diminished Hexaverse
I am owned that belongs to you
others use it more often.
The meaner time looks upon you
the more you radiate and soften.
I don't know who you are
or what you wear as a mask
But if you don't know me
you only need to ask.
Guess who?
Categories:
meaner, friend, myth, self,
Form:
Epigram
People do like mischief and chatter,
Really, what does it all matter?
It is only about chaff and stuff,
In 100 years, we'll all be dust,
This is what makes me meaner,
As i empty more dust from the vacuum cleaner,
We shall all be a little pile of dust,
And our pets, a tiny heap of fluff!
Categories:
meaner, destiny, future,
Form:
Free verse
The better the words
formed
The meaner they
became
‘free and alive
and stirred from the bottom
'hidden and denied
in moments of pain’
Taking on new life
they glare and they scowl
Staring back from the mirror
—my indulgent refrain
(Villanova Pennsylvania: May, 2016)
Categories:
meaner, feelings, pain, spiritual,
Form:
Rhyme
Helter-skelter, upper-downer,
Bigger smaller, richer poorer
Bitter sweeter, kinder meaner
Sifter opener, thicker thinner.
Meek or dumb, pinky and thumb
Top or bottom, height and fathom.
Head or toe, friend and foe
Day or night, left and right.
Larry scoops Moe; Moe swoops Curly
Curly chunks Larry; Larry yanks Moe.
Categories:
meaner, hilarious,
Form:
Alliteration
The deeper the words
formed
The meaner they
became
‘now free and alive
and stirred from the bottom
‘once buried and denied
in moments of pain’
Taking on new life,
they glare and they scowl
Staring back from the mirror
—a damning refrain
(Villanova Pennsylvania: May, 2016)
Categories:
meaner, words,
Form:
Rhyme
So it stopped, I hoped it did sooner
Now with time I know I've grown meaner
Like a whirlwind that passed I did not realize
Before the hangover could pass, they picked me up to revive..
If this was all that had to be,
I could still be okay..
But this life just has no sanity
Stained again with insecurities
Before I could even think of flight
Categories:
meaner, change,
Form:
Bio
I call it a good bathroom routine
relief spent from poop’s wriggler,
now, awful gas gets meaner
on this café’s john for fresh butt clean.
While meeting clients, lunching and all
a toilet- rush far from home,
I dump and reach for side chrome
no tissue left, my hands in trouble!
©
For PD’s Pooping Contest
By nette onclaud
Categories:
meaner, funny, life,
Form:
Rhyme
when I
a rock-chucking stick-slasher
patch-monger
was
there was a waterless
well
where we would await sprites and goblins in ambush
shoe-lace lariats
piles of rock for cannonade
this and all all the angels
at bay
for there is nothing gay grisly meaner than
restless
idleness
caked with efflorescing dandelions
raging raiding sun
Categories:
meaner, angst, childhood,
Form:
Free verse
Getting Older
As I'm getting older,
I'm not getting any bolder,
and women's attitude towards me is getting colder.
As I become a senior,
my demeanor becoming meaner,
my funds becoming leaner.
With all this trouble,
I'm living in a plastic bubble,
and you'll find my ethics in the rubble.
© 2 hours ago, Terence Cummings Smith rhyme
Categories:
meaner, age,
Form:
Rhyme
If married women were painted blue
so men knew who to hit on to.
And fatter women came with numbers
so men could tease their weight than wonders.
If meaner women wore bright socks
so men could save themselves hard knocks.
And stupid women's shirts had stripes
that dumb old men could find their types.
If all these wonders became true.
The day when women paint themselves blue.
Categories:
meaner, funny, imagination, lifemen, women, men, women,
Form:
Couplet
My old boss was really the pits
He’d shout and have HUGE hissy fits
At the end of the day
I received little pay
I got to the end of my wits
I did work for him as a cleaner
He was rude and couldn’t be meaner
I have to admit
I told him I QUIT …
I hated his work and demeanor!
Fictional write!
Contest Resignation
Sponsored by Nayda Ivette Negron
Categories:
meaner, bullying, leaving, work,
Form:
Limerick
She has 50,00 followers,
He has 1,00,00, followers, really,
Yeah but what does it really mean?
Should we give a bean?
Will it ruin many a dream?
With productivity now quite lean,
As we follow someone else's billion-dollar dream,
With our hands always clean,
And minds scrubbed even cleaner,
Oblivious to a world that has just got meaner.
So, yeah that's what it all means!
Categories:
meaner, absence, analogy, assonance, autumn, betrayal, cancer, cheer
Form:
Didactic
Disguised
chameleon skin
If my sea weed is greener,
the coast is clear for your sheep's.
Your lions faces are meaner,
than my innocence of friendship.
Rebellion being
Destroy my child's placenta.
As you wish,if it makes you lighter.
In all,homeless are you in "mans" agenda.
At the abyss of the "cordis",am left none but happier.
Categories:
meaner, forgiveness, sorrow,
Form:
Quintain (English)
Some folks call me a sausage dog
I think they couldn’t be meaner
It’s not my fault I’m long and short
And look like a misshapen wiener
I’ve got four stumpy little legs
So my tummy is near to the ground
My owner’s take me for a drag not a walk
Guess that's why they named me Cigarette!
01~16~15
Contest: Dachshunds – Rob Carmack
~awarded 9th place~
Premiere Contest #13 sponsored by SKAT
Categories:
meaner, dog, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
A petite ballerina named Tina
Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack
She was on the attack
At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’
Her suitors would then try to dodge her
After insults on their little todger
But listen up guys
I have a surprise
She’s transgender and she was once Rodger!
New or Old 4 - Poetry Contest Sponsored by Eve Roper
20th March 2016
Categories:
meaner, dance, humorous, relationship, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Papa went and mama is forever gone,
The world little notes my state;
None seems to care below the heavens,
And alone I’m left to bear my fate.
When they lived they taught me how to pray
And I’ve never been slow in saying my prayers,
But the heavens got meaner with their demise
And they no longer seem to care about my affairs.
Suicide is not an option and this I pretty well know,
And I’m prepared to lead a life of want and woe.
Categories:
meaner, poverty,
Form:
Verse
When it rains it pours
Of this, I’m sure
Time flies
By infant cries
It’s who you know
That helps you grow
Mother knows best
You know the rest
Grass isn’t greener
Self doubt is meaner
It takes a village
Don’t burn that bridge
20/20 hindsight
These all, are right
Don’t count your eggs
With absent legs
Crawl before walking
Think before talking
Occurs in 3’s
Birds and bees
One day
Isn’t far away
Just do it
Anyway
Categories:
meaner, truth,
Form:
Free verse