Short Meaner Poems

1. Minneapolis is now
1.1. Meanerpolice
1.2. Meaner Polis...

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meaner than greener

           the other side of barb wire

                open hands get cut




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I knew a man named Noah
Meaner than the snake called Boa
Loved him still
Wasn't God's will
Sent him back to Samoa...

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I do not like the Hyena
This animal couldn't look meaner
It looks scary
Ugly and hairy
And dirty, I'd like him cleaner...

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Miss Dee Meaner and Fellow Knee
Went together to cop a plea
Both had on show
Those things that grow
But judges rule what one may see!...

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Catastrophically strange.
Radically loopy demeanor.
Anticipated to derange.
Zany either fat or leaner.
Yesterday it got even meaner....

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When At Trump Look

Every time at Trump when we will look,
What we discovered was another crook;
Always meaner;
Taking to cleaner,
And a bunch of idiocy in his each book.

Jim Horn...

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Little for my age
But it did not stop me
I was a monkey out of my cage
I could climb any tree

I was faster then any boy
And meaner than a rattle snake
I didn't want a girly toy
Give me a truck on my birthday cake...

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moi
 
Moulded bred crusty
Summers vino severed tie
Auld Stinking Bishop
 
Ma
 
Shiny new sunspot
Shadowed by Misses Meaner
Clouded spineless imp
 
Pa
 
Longhaired lout cuddles
Pints fizzing ale gently pours
Tears orphan abandoned...

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She was a mean one
We had her number
I tried to change her
But she got meaner 
I apologized

She had no friends
Her pets all died
Did she feed them?
Unknown to us

Relative
Not so close
Died alone

two weeks 
ago

sad...

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I am owned that belongs to you
  others use it more often.
The meaner time looks upon you
  the more you radiate and soften.
I don't know who you are
  or what you wear as a mask
But if you don't know me
  you only need to ask.
Guess who?...

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People do like mischief and chatter,
Really, what does it all matter?
It is only about chaff and stuff,
In 100 years, we'll all be dust,
This is what makes me meaner,
As i empty more dust from the vacuum cleaner,
We shall all be a little pile of dust,
And our pets, a tiny heap of fluff!...

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The better the words 
  formed

The meaner they 
  became

       ‘free and alive
       and stirred from the bottom

       'hidden and denied
       in moments of pain’

Taking on new life
  they glare and they scowl

Staring back from the mirror
  —my indulgent refrain

(Villanova Pennsylvania: May, 2016)...

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Helter-skelter, upper-downer, 
Bigger smaller, richer poorer
Bitter sweeter, kinder meaner
Sifter opener, thicker thinner.

Meek or dumb, pinky and thumb
Top or bottom, height and fathom.
Head or toe, friend and foe
Day or night, left and right.

Larry scoops Moe; Moe swoops Curly
Curly chunks Larry; Larry yanks Moe....

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The deeper the words 
  formed

The meaner they 
  became

       ‘now free and alive
         and stirred from the bottom

      ‘once buried and denied
        in moments of pain’

Taking on new life,
  they glare and they scowl

Staring back from the mirror
  —a damning refrain

(Villanova Pennsylvania: May, 2016)...

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So it stopped, I hoped it did sooner
Now with time I know I've grown meaner
Like a whirlwind that passed I did not realize
Before the hangover could pass, they picked me up to revive..
If this was all that had to be, 
I could still be okay..
But this life just has no sanity
Stained again with insecurities
Before I could even think of flight...

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I call  it a good bathroom routine
relief spent from poop’s wriggler,
now, awful  gas gets meaner
on this  café’s john for fresh butt clean.

While meeting clients, lunching and all
a toilet- rush far from home,
I dump and reach for side chrome
no tissue left, my hands in trouble!  



©


For PD’s Pooping Contest
By nette onclaud...

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when I
a rock-chucking stick-slasher

patch-monger
was

there was a waterless
		well

where we would await sprites and goblins in ambush


shoe-lace lariats
piles of rock for cannonade

this and all  all the angels
at bay

for there is nothing gay grisly meaner than

restless
idleness

caked with efflorescing dandelions
raging raiding sun...

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Getting Older
As I'm getting older,
    I'm not getting any bolder,
        and women's attitude towards  me is getting colder.

As I become a senior,
    my demeanor becoming meaner,
          my funds becoming leaner.

With all this trouble,
    I'm living in a plastic bubble,
        and you'll find my ethics in the rubble.
© 2 hours ago, Terence Cummings Smith    rhyme...

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If married women were painted blue
so men knew who to hit on to.
And fatter women came with numbers
so men could tease their weight than wonders.

If meaner women wore bright socks
so men could save themselves hard knocks.
And stupid women's shirts had stripes
that dumb old men could find their types.

If all these wonders became true.
The day when women paint themselves blue....

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My old boss was really the pits
He’d shout and have HUGE hissy fits
At the end of the day
I received little pay
I got to the end of my wits 

I did work for him as a cleaner 
He was rude and couldn’t be meaner 
I have to admit
I told him I QUIT …
I hated his work and demeanor!

Fictional write!

Contest Resignation
Sponsored by Nayda Ivette Negron...

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Disguised
 
 
chameleon skin
 
      If my sea weed is greener,
 
        the coast is clear for your sheep's.
 
      Your lions faces are meaner,
 
         than my innocence of friendship.
 
Rebellion being
 
       Destroy my child's placenta.
 
          As you wish,if it makes you lighter.
 
      In all,homeless are you in "mans" agenda.
 
          At the abyss of the "cordis",am left none but happier....

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Some folks call me a sausage dog
I think they couldn’t be meaner
It’s not my fault I’m long and short
And look like a misshapen wiener

I’ve got four stumpy little legs
So my tummy is near to the ground 
My owner’s take me for a drag not a walk
Guess that's why they named me Cigarette!


01~16~15
Contest: Dachshunds – Rob Carmack
~awarded 9th place~
Premiere Contest #13 sponsored by SKAT...

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A petite ballerina named Tina
Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack 
She was on the attack
At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’

Her suitors would then try to dodge her 
After insults on their little todger
But listen up guys
I have a surprise
She’s transgender and she was once Rodger!


New or Old 4 - Poetry Contest Sponsored by Eve Roper

20th March 2016...

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Papa went and mama is forever gone,
The world little notes my state;
None seems to care below the heavens,
And alone I’m left to bear my fate.

When they lived they taught me how to pray
And I’ve never been slow in saying my prayers,
 But the heavens got meaner with their demise
And they no longer seem to care about my affairs.

Suicide is not an option and this I pretty well know,
And I’m prepared to lead a life of want and woe....

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