Short Mall Poems
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A guy went shopping at the mall
And got stuck in a bathroom stall
He tried to slide low
Head caught on his toe
Forcing him to do a slip slide crawl
Eddie went to the mall full of *****
He was always real proud of his junk
While taking a leak
Decided to streak
Suzie yelled, “Mommy, he has a trunk”
Each Wall In Mall
We found that each wall,
Existing in shopping mall
Was about to fall.
Seems like my poems vary
between haiku and limericks.
Jim Horn
After parking I busted my ass
Cut my elbows and knees on some glass
What was my first thought?
“Quick! Scan the whole lot
To make sure no one saw you, JACKASS”
When that jolly red man with a sack
brings your wishes to you off the rack,
no late Christmas night
for first frosty light,
warm the car up and take it all back.
He’s a citizen who has
a problem with people
walking toward him
walking behind him
walking next to him
not so much when
he has protection
Donal Mahoney
Shops all packed together.
Hot shops,
Dorky shops,
Shoe shops,
Clothes shops,
And whatnot shops.
Whatever it happens to be
Me and my friends,
Always find something to do!
Form:
mall shysters’ magic
for the more mature women. . .
face lifts in bottles
Written 7/22/14
for PD's One Solo EPIC Senryu or Haiku- In A Bottle - Poetry Contest
Started walking the mall again, a little slow to start
A winter goofing off sure takes it's toll on my parts
Look like an old man
Hey wait... I am
Sure can creep up on this mangy old bard
In my wildest dreams, never thought I'd be one
But I'm now a mall walker, my life's come undone
Mostly eighty much bolder
No kids on my shoulders
Decrepit but still cookin' before I succumb
In my wildest dreams, never thought I'd be one
But I'm now a mall walker, my life's come undone
Mostly seventy or older
No kids on our shoulders
Decrepit but still cookin' before we succumb
Super Mall
even the mannequin kid
taller than me
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The tree at the mall is right out front.
3 feet in; 4 feet out.
Been shortened for powerlines
and sparsened for rapists'.
It's branches cut back
where it's taxes placed it.
The tree at the mall is right out front.
Roaming through the mall
Having quite a ball!
Find your favorite store
It's certianly not a bore!
Buy and buy and buy
Hope that you don't cry!
Leave when you've spent too much money
And that really isn't funny!
In my wildest dreams, never thought I'd be one
But I'm now a mall walker, my life's come undone
Mostly seventy or older
No kids on our shoulders
Decrepit but still cookin' before we succumb
© Jack Ellison 2015
Finding true faith
Like going to mall
Spent few hours.
Go round and shop
Your eyes busy
Your feet is numb.
When all is done
With good judgement
Finding your choice.
No further fuss
At last you bet
To settle down.
Once and for all
You buy the thing
Mall has offer.
The Mall
has got its own belltower
like modern church
for capitalism.
Hundreds of shops
selling the obvious
garish colours.
Many restaurants
serving a variety
of burgers and fattening food.
There is no art here
not much to see
if you don´t care
about
high heeled shoes
and burgers
I am sitting outside Oak Park Mall
shoppers come in with bags
shoppers go out with bags
I watch them maneuver those bags in both directions
they all seem to be in a hurry
hurry in
hurry out
no one notices me
I am invisible
it is a powerful feeling
I continue to watch
I could do this all day
There once lived a mall Santa named Roy
But one day he somehow lost his joy
'Til he came across June
Sent him over the moon
He's jolly, like when he was a boy
Happy Holidays My Soup Friends!
12/ 13/ 19
Alexis Y.
Keep hitting the reset listening unto The Pretenders, learning to crawl...
Her beautiful Christie Hyde and two thousand miles it must be, Christmas
Time for love's children our heart's were singing; as this snow was falling down ?
Joyful their colours these leaves a crown cast of autumn's bossom; his solitary sea gull.
Form:
Like fruitless wanderers,
mall walkers slap their feet
in a rhythm
that goes nowhere.
Only round and round,
past mega-bucks sales;
pet store puppy mill reject dogs,
a merry-go-round for elderly exercisers.
Fitness for arthritic window shoppers.
Fashion pants do beckon,
'come forth and sally
ye nomads of the modern world.'
Follow the money
maybe somewhere
far, far away
hidden, divided
follow the money
lips that can't speak
eyes that will not see
ears that have forgotten
how it came to be
retirement can be long
time to pad the nest
living the lifestyle
must have the best
take it all
who will tell
spend it wisely
at the mall in hell
Monkey in the mall!
People did wonder how he got inside of that stall.
He Started to destroy everything and break it all!
Then came a zoo keeper whose name was Paul, He said- Sorry everyone for the monkey in the mall!
The monkey was not as small as you think, It was 6FEET TALL, and everyone got scared cause of the MONKEY IN THE MALL!
Darn dogs bark, disturbing my thought
Two canucks in a truck never give up,
With a wide turning radius they hobble the curb,
Parking in stalls, for small cars,
One stops next to you, to block the view,
The senior’s scooter pushes through
The traffic, at the shopping mall
All with conflicting purposes
Trying to buy food ~psp
dr. (pi)
.
One Couple Of Days ago last week,
the two dead men found out they were really meek.
The blind woman has learned how to knit,
she loves to knit shoes for her bunny outfit.
The deaf policeman is now off the force,
he loves being a twenty-six hour DJ in the mall concourse.
The two dead boys love to play lively pranks,
like driving down main street in their big red tanks.