Short Ludicrous Poems

Willingness
Inane
Ludicrous 
Loving
Irritated
Appreciative
Memorable...

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could be copious
or like it is ludicrous
but unscrupulous

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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Feminine, each stitch. Whilst ludicrous
A flower to name.
Its garment and its person
Are one and the same!...

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Finding it almost comical as while imagining Lucifer standing in, her...
Wilderness asking, Alpha & Omega, to bow and worship him: ludicrous....

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ludicrous
    exaggerations
satirically
posed
       to
         recognise
a
likeness
&
a trace
  the 
      essence
unseen
 within...

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all hail the world's bane
ludicrous caligula
terrible buffoon
riding on an ass, an ass
sliding on banana skins

© Gail Foster 20th January 2017...

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Absolutely depressing. 
Truly ludicrous and ridiculously.
Can, at the very least. 
Though tragic, right opposition. 
Is similar to a harsh rejection....

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Was Mellifluous and Ubiquitous;

Was Mellifluous;
Probably ubiquitous;
Looking ludicrous.

Jim Horn


Who could this possibly be 
or think that they are?...

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Orbiting earth at a ludicrous pace
No gravity: stuff flys all over the place
A notebook floats by, would it not be great
If we could have brought even one paperweight...

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A sailor aboard ship in Norfolk
was always quick with a ludicrous joke
Though his humor was lame
he quit the ship to seek fame
Now he's the laughingstock of Roanoke

2/5/22...

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I'm sure it's my imagination
 that absolute ludicrous, convoluted
 nonsensical, useless, illogical, even
 comically forced rhyme is applauded,
 lauded, praised and commended
 as splendid...

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Sacrifices fundamental activities for education.
Clouds enclosed in mentality.
Home of the learned.
Occupation of those who can't do.
Opposition of modern history.
Life of the ludicrous....

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Gandalf, my parrot
   Your babble is ludicrous 
      Please SHUT THE HELL UP!


* Written for my beloved African grey parrot, Gandalf.
Has an incredibly huge vocab- but will never stay quiet!

A. Green...

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Our world is such a ludicrous stage  
artistes perform a pantomime
For blind folks comfortably seated 
Anxious to to have a good time 



Written on 27/08/2014
for Dr Ram Mehta's contest, Chastuska Me ....

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The End.


I am gone
From this game that you think I don't see
I am done
With the ludicrous lies that you feed
I am here
Wondering why you would call me a friend
I am sure
you will lose at this game in the end....

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I and I alone
Know the pain of loss
Scorned by heart of stone
My love she did toss
Now I bear that cross

Foolish, selfish, boy
With egoistic tone
Narcissistic ploy
Ludicrous your tome
I and I alone




August 14, 2019...

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Life,
Long live
Husband, Wife.
In a black hole,
Silent partnership..,
Handicapped; deaf and mute.
Sexuality shriveled,
Ludicrous life without laughter.
Deep-rooted with only air to share...
Choosing to live unemotionally.


Susan Ashley
July 15, 2017...

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Continuous,

Venomous,

E. Pluribus,

Ludicrous.

They proved that Trumped is very venomous
Our poor country as well as Unum e. pluribus,
And oh no;
Again we go;
As usual he is talking and looking ludicrous.

Jim Horn

Here is how I accepted the challenge....

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A Netflix and chill night with Karen Speld my sister,
then a ridiculous game of that ludicrous Twister-
Hands awry and bent, Sam's manhood she did touch,
she did hit her head, but died from laughing too much!



A Funny Epitaph Poetry Contest
Jesse Rowe
September 17, 2018...

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Three Who We Love and Laud

There are three we do love and laud;
Spirit with Son whose father is God;


Together all our sins they have shod.

Jim Horn

Do you disagree with any of this?
Or maybe a point I might miss;
Never found,
Or around,
That appeared to look ludicrous....

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Is it wrong to think of Christ as ludicrous?
Did he laugh at jokes, and smile, 
and sing hearty songs 
and need to brush his teeth?
Was he not made like us, save for sin? 

It is after Easter,
and though I have nothing yet, 
he has caught and cooked some fish, 
and that without a net.
And I am laughing with him....

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Poverty possessed – need to own 
Steal away
to possess by me – and me alone
Ludicrous to obsess
need to love
Stolen away to either be free and obsessed 
or jailed and alone
With time displaced
        time we’ve grown	
                          Between a hard place	to face	and a stone.


By J.Thornton...

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The world is open now,
it´s not like before.
There are so many things
we can´t simply ignore.

Wash your hands, stay apart,
wear a mask on your face.
I´d hoped after lockdown, 
we would live with more grace.

It´s called the “new normal”,
what a ludicrous term.
But have things really changed?
I fear we´ll never learn....

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Laugh at me in absurdity
Until you die you shall live in infamy
Death has shown me
Illicit things the world may never see
Chivalry never meant much for me
Ruminating over all I'd never be
Obviously dyeing to know what peers think
Until the day I die I will be an antagonist
Sweet vanguard never knew what I missed, what ludicrous....

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Dad, 

I want to break you out of here—
commandeer the ludicrous 
toddler-pink wheelchair 

and roll you over the salt-sprayed hills
where Camas choirs sing out indigo

hues, beneath your opus scribed
upon the dawning crimson blaze 
you crave . . . like air

each laboured breath  
a decrescendo 
from this eighth-floor window...

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