Short Legally Poems

suicide torment



avoiding  ones possessions



it takes all your will...

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(For After Death)
Earn 
Learn
Spend
Save 
Earn money legally to spend freely 
To save yourself learn spirituality...

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When it becomes legal, it becomes moral; and then it becomes normal!



~12/4/15
~One liners contest by Silent One...

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our feelings
are related

you're my
first removed

sister's next
third cousin's

cousin
so are we

able to
legally

make
love...

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past the mimosas
two kids in a car
mama walks with them
they can legally drive on
the sidewalk and hold their cell

6/25/2020...

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Edgy human relations
Waiting for a vacation
Vanishing home recipies
Legally going bankrupt
Stepping on each other's shoes
Growing lifestyle health issues
Addictive net connections


16.5.2020...

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Acquired a new resident doctor recently
Unfortunately, his name is Doctor Liam CRUMMY legally
Must've been tough
More than enough
In his young years, must have endured ridicule frequently...

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We take the lazy option
when given a choice
walk upstairs or ride the escalator
it’s our health that says see you later

We take the crazy option
when given a choice
park legally or be a handicap
everyone is thinking, you weedy sap...

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Flyin' like an eagle
Startin' like history
Freedom bulldozer
We set the scene 
We live the artistic theme
Heartache with braids
The Toronto city, freedom with taste.
I live like a bald eagle
Extinct but legally our symbol
Together it is,
Biu Oze...

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Finch trembles in a golden spray
Grading the ant
Oh door less oak squeals
Never platitudes
suit you like a T
Cradles inflected tease and ones
King of the row boat
The S so lowly
Infectious scars legally
mellow in my marshes
Sea is loud
As the sun arose...

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Point of View and Another Leg

To differ with many have been known to beg;
What we need to do is drink one more keg;
Point of view,
Do need a new;
Even if legally up on me are another leg.

A legal interpretation of this one
would be interesting.

Jim Horn...

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I legally changed my last name to Cleator,
because my original name was cursed.
Life was tough as a child and even as an adult
with a name like William, A Cleatoris.
*
Dedicated to Mike Hunt, Anita Cock & Dick Hertz.
I can relate to all of you on a very personal level....

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Never put all eggs in just one basket, 
Do not invest in just one company; 
If the enterprise is unsuccessful, 
You will surely lose all of your money.

Do not ever risk everything at once, 
There are many scams that use internet; 
Choose the legit trades that work legally, 
Never put all eggs in just one basket....

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I can't remember
If it was him or her
I'm not even sure
Where we really were

Maybe on a beach
Stranded along the coast
Possibly in the desert
One big human roast

I wore something
Maybe I was nude
I started to run
Laying there subdude

I was so bored
Blood pumping through my veins
I'm dreaming while awake
Now I'm legally insane...

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Job description

If you like to be an executioner
can be failed as doctors
or nurses who needs the thrilling
feeling masterful

Given the last, fatal injection
give a sense of power
so strong it can lead to premature
ejaculation

What can be better legally kill
the condemned and feel
proud of a job, both well paid
emotionally rewarding...

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Babies being "legally" killed is WRONG.

People say .....that's just my opinion.
Are you daft or a politician's minion?

It's difficult to clue you in with any amount of tact,
Getting angry at the prophets doesn't change the fact.

So just how will we face Christ at the end of our days,
When we've knowingly voted for those who kill his babes....

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Trump hates hearing from CIA
Can’t stand the things they have to say
So news he'll filter
To keep us off kilter
By singing, "It's a Perfect Day."


Author's note: The new national anthem lyrics are being changed to "It's a Perfect Day" as sung by Hoku on Youtube.  It was funny for the movie with Witherspoon, but really? Is the world Legally Blonde?...

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When you hear the annoying yaps of them pups.
Remember the gifts they bring as hunters.
Then lose the fear of hungering "cause of luck.
And temper from the whiffs of thier farters.

They act as Alarm clocks and not just for work.
Legally eat a burgler with a well earned meal.
Scares the Cats! an,allyway Frocks?!barely a bark!
Fiercely defencive kuckers!for a stroke and a feel....

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they buy cigars and whiskey
grant obliged in the lobby
legend
they buy power mongers
with money woman
wine -corruption
if exposed in
third world..
they big fishes lawyers
and corporations openly
in the capitals of demo-crazy
influence and gain huge profits
exploiting poor honest workers of earth
legally rape the system and call it
lobbying
third world is morally superior
i guess...

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He was just a brash young kid,
Couldn't even legally drink.
He did all the things he did
Because he had freedom to think.
He watched America bleed
From terrorists across the sea.
He answered his countrie's need,
Wanting to be all he could be.
He went to war to defend
The freedom we've all come to know.
He thought maybe in the end
He' d make a difference and so
He gave all he had to give....

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Settlement
If I take off my shoes
And I sell my toes
Does that make my toes, Fritos
If I close my eyes at night
am I legally blind, lost my sight
All I know is yes and no
and that air is light and darkness
the electrician fixed the wall switch
I put my mitten on my feet
I place my feet above my head
Now this is the time even corpse wish they were dead
Settlement

10/09/17
written by James Edward Lee Sr....

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Cherish the glimmer.
Obey and live for the luster
The shimmering glimmering.
Happily EYES were of STARS.
Gleeful legally  GLAD of the shine
No flaws, nothing but bold superiority.
On  the CUSP OF unwavering equal to
PRESCIOUS green emeralds.
Essentially, sensationally, GAYFULLY, GLISTENING,
GLORIOUSLY, GLIDING, dancing on the  face of
The moon with a SMILE  ELOQUENTALLY,  
Elated  edging  ENDLESSLY  EASTWARD...

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I admit I've the blues
I swear this is true
Mother of one
Stepmom to none.

But a lover I am
To three children's father
Engagement whatever
Legally doesn't matter.

Marriage counts
In the courts they say
My opinions don't
Until my wedding day.

Even then I'm told
A difference it won't make
To one who's heart
Remains locked away.

Shunted if I do
Shunned if not
Thus why I've got
The not-so stepmom blues....

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They sat him down
In a chair
In a large office
With a gorgeous window
With a fabulous view
And they sent in
One
Only one
That sole representative
Took from their briefcase
A roll of red tape
Flimsy looking
Transparent in places
Red tape
Legally strengthened
With barbs
Then the representative
Beat him
Viscously
With the red tape
And his vision fell
Sliced and compromised
Gasping for breath
Exhausted
Thrashed
Neutralised...

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1959 pink Cadillac with tailfins
It was gorgeous, and cost five hundred dollars
A fifteen-year-old boy drove thirty miles to buy it.
He had been saving money for four years.

1959 pink Cadillac with tailfins
The boy was not old enough to drive it legally
So, he had his friend Randy drive it.
It was a distinctive car. I wish he still had it.

It would be worth a lot more than five hundred today
And I have been married to him for fifty years....

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