Short Knickers Poems
Short Knickers Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Knickers by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Knickers by length and keyword.
Sophistication 3
Mars bars fried in pairs
Spiced rum and knickers bared
Blonde heart fondles soul
Canadian maple leaf scores a goal!...
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Categories:
knickers, beauty, chocolate, food, heart, heaven, joy,
Form:
Light Verse
Back To Work
A secretary must control
A randy boss's rigid pole
Her knickers extol
A lacy peephole
A fitting end to his bankroll...
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Categories:
knickers, relationship, women, work,
Form:
Limerick
Cliche Monoku 5
her wash came out all entwined~she calmly untangled and didn't whine
For "Don't Get Your Knickers in a Twist"
Monoku...
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Categories:
knickers, clothes, moving on,
Form:
Monoku
Security
Knickers in a twist make it hard
To hold things up high in regard
A little horseplay
Could blow one away
Just ask the Security Guard...
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Categories:
knickers, culture,
Form:
Limerick
The White House Leak
By the eerie light of a lamp
He made busy fondling a vamp
Who sat on his lap
To take a quick nap
when KA-BOOM her knickers went damp!...
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Categories:
knickers, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
Pant a Loon
What women stuff in their knickers
Would scare the Hell out of vicars
But girls must know
Win, Place, and Show
The Best of Blue Ribbon liquors...
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Categories:
knickers, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Knickers
When I courted my Valentine
Frilly knickers hung on the line
But now that we've wed
Its bloomers instead
Although starkers suits her just fine!...
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Categories:
knickers, lust,
Form:
Limerick
Mar a Logo
A young girl who lost her knickers
Grew tired of hearing the snickers
"Well, urine luck!"
Cried Donald, "Duck!
I have Hello Kitty stickers!"...
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Categories:
knickers, cat, humor, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Vicars
There once were two elderly vicars
Who had unreliable tickers
But they perked up no end
When they saw a lass bend
And got a good view of her knickers...
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Categories:
knickers, funny
Form:
Limerick
Macho Man Met His Nemesis
Macho Man gave Pirate Queen snickers
So she turned loose her boot lickers
Then it got worse
she made him a purse
Forced Macho Man to wear her pink Knickers...
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Categories:
knickers, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Frilly Whites
The fancy dress theme was religious
Some went as tarts and some, vicars
Yvonne found romance
wearing men's underpants
With a vicar in frilly white knickers...
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Categories:
knickers, romance,
Form:
Limerick
Ice Breaker
She wore high-heeled, pointy-toed kickers
Like American city slickers
Walked out on the ice
Against all advice
Promptly fell down and soiled her knickers...
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Categories:
knickers, cute, environment, fun, funny, humor, humorous, winter,
Form:
Limerick
Church Ladies Choice
The Church ladies love tongue-tied vicars
Adept at removing their knickers
For many have found
That whetting the mound
Just beats the Hell out of bootlickers...
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Categories:
knickers, funny, lust,
Form:
Limerick
Mable
There was once a lady called Mable
Whose knickers were up to her navel
Her cupboards were bare
There was no underwear
So she nicked them from where she was able...
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Categories:
knickers, analogy, appreciation, funny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Hurry Up
After pulling her knickers down,
Reached in his pocket for a crown.
His rubber went pop,
Heaven sake don't stop.
Two minutes I'm out of this town.
18/2/2022...
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Categories:
knickers, fun, funny, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
Frilly Red Knickers Show Time
(aka "Trump's Bottom Line")
Cartel Jesus launched an old crone
High over Trump's Wall on a drone
Our Border Patrol
Went out of control
Snapping photos with their iPhone!...
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Categories:
knickers, political, usa,
Form:
Limerick
The Bank Robber
He went to rob a bank,
With knickers on his head.
The clerk was rather frank:
‘I hope they’re clean,’ she said.
Based on a true story - I don't think he was ever caught....
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Categories:
knickers, business
Form:
Rhyme
Caught short
There was an old woman from Dorset
Who forgot to fasten her corset
When she was in town
Her knickers also came down
To save her face
She had to race
To reach a water closet....
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Categories:
knickers, confusion,
Form:
Limerick
Knickers - For Contest
The clothing she wears is obscene,
And knackered her washing machine,
She washes by hand,
But please understand,
Her knickers are never too clean...
for Jan's Limerick contest...
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Categories:
knickers, pollution,
Form:
Limerick
Indian Knickers
An underwear brand called “Indian”
The reason for the name is simple so listen
They tend to CREEP UP
In the crack of my butt
The commercial shows this guy 'a-pickin'...
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Categories:
knickers, uplifting,
Form:
Limerick
Five Fabulous Fun Footles For Contest
What the Loo Cleaner Saw:
vicars'
knickers
hippo's
nipples
bidders'
skidders
hatters'
splatters
farters'
garters
written 22nd October for Jan's Footles contest...
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Categories:
knickers, work,
Form:
Footle
Knickers
God knows what you need
Before you need it
So why bend your knees
To chant or plead it?
Remember when you
Would make such a fuss
Each time your mum asked,
"Clean knickers for the bus?"...
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Categories:
knickers, clothes, culture, funny, prayer, religion, remember, repetition,
Form:
Verse
Nicky's Knickers
Her knickers are frilly and red,
she wears 'em except in her bed,
she's known in the town
for yanking 'em down,
and whirling 'em high overhead!
written 12th May for Tania's limerick contest...
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Categories:
knickers, crazy,
Form:
Limerick
Celeb Gossip
On a lighter note,
The news just broke,
A famous babe seen with a bloke,
Came out of a pub
Or maybe a club,
Slipped in the mud,
Climbed into a taxi
And flashed her knickers
At the paperazzi!!!...
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Categories:
knickers, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Outdidded Myself
John John said I outdidded myself today
Decided to celebrate with a lewd display
I'll still wear my knickers
Stay away from the liquor
Did someone say “lick her” I'm game need I say...
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Categories:
knickers, fun,
Form:
Limerick