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The Bank Robber

He went to rob a bank, With knickers on his head. The clerk was rather frank: ‘I hope they’re clean,’ she said. Based on a true story - I don't think he was ever caught.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 6/30/2011 5:04:00 AM
A belated congratulations Jack on your win in Brian Strand's "One Single Four Line" contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/12/2011 6:36:00 PM
Very witty write ...Congrats Jack on your win..
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Date: 6/12/2011 1:24:00 PM
hehe Jack, congratulations on your win in Pd's contest ;) Wilma
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Date: 6/12/2011 12:06:00 PM
JACK~Congratulations 4 this wonderful entry!!!! Thank you once again, I'm always honored to have you support any of my contest. Don't miss out on my next one.. Take care,..p.d
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Date: 6/12/2011 11:45:00 AM
gosh I laughed again re-reading this :D congrats on your win, Jack :D
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Date: 6/12/2011 11:12:00 AM
I enjoyed reading this poem.Many Congrats on your big win in PD'S contest
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Date: 6/12/2011 9:22:00 AM
My congratulations on the win in the contest of p.d., jack
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Date: 6/12/2011 8:15:00 AM
Congrats Jack on another great win in PD's contest with this true story write luv.. enjoyed and enjoy my friend..awesome as always ..
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Date: 5/25/2011 2:46:00 PM
love the poem. Mike
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Date: 5/24/2011 9:20:00 PM
sweet cheers for the great win, jack.. cunning story! :) huggs
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Date: 5/24/2011 4:32:00 PM
Congrats Jack on your super win in Brian's contest with this awesome piece of poetry my friend.. enjoy another top spot with luv..
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Date: 5/24/2011 2:17:00 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of brian, jack
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Date: 5/24/2011 2:07:00 PM
hahaha. He was never caught. That side note was a hoot as well. I wonder if they were looking for skid marks.heehee. Excellent funny! congrats, my friend.
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Date: 5/24/2011 11:50:00 AM
congrats on your win. cory
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Date: 5/24/2011 11:34:00 AM
Congrats on your win, Jack. Funny piece. Great write. Thanks for your kind words. Ralph
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Date: 5/24/2011 11:22:00 AM
too funny, congrats on your win in the contest Jack.............. Francine
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Date: 5/24/2011 10:29:00 AM
This really happened Jack? It's so funny. Congratulations on your win in Brian Strand's contest. Best to you, Diane
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Date: 5/24/2011 9:44:00 AM
I see Brian has a sense of humor too, Jack. Congratulations on your win in his contest! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 5/23/2011 5:33:00 PM
hahahah what a witty write, jack
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Date: 5/23/2011 4:03:00 PM
Thanks for you comments, Jack. I'm sure the fishing trip will be fun! It's great having something to look forward to doing. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 5/23/2011 11:28:00 AM
Interesting and amusing poem. Truth can be stranger than fiction.
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Date: 5/23/2011 10:22:00 AM
HAHAHA-- oh my gosh -- I love how your funny writes make me laugh out loud, Jack! You are a gem! & haha now don't you go give bank robbers inspiration here-- hahaha must've been a lucky pair of knickers ;)
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Date: 5/23/2011 10:20:00 AM
LOL This must have been quite a local news story, Jack. You really had me laughing. If this is for Brian's contest, it will surely do well. Much love, Carolyn
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