Short Kiwi Poems

plump night brown furry

      Curved long beak delves soil wormward

             kiwi no fly bird...

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Under a sea of

Kiwi and lime, linen is

The medium of

Choice. Uniquely blended, it

Adds texture to the landscape....

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I can still taste
Your strawberry lips 
On mine

Your strawberry lips 
Kissing mine

Kissing my 
Kiwi fruited lips....

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Like a man at confession,
I admit I was wrong;

letting the Kiwi loll
idly long.

Now they are soft
as a cotton ball;

against God's law
we are nothing at all....

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Kiwi felt like a giant klutz
Tried to fly, but he fell on his butts.
After six attempts, said “this is nuts”.
He began to walk then from huts to huts.
Here he comes; he is a p...........

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Beholding a stark-naked Kiwi
Prince Charles was bewildered: "What see we?”
His butler replied,
all blushed and wide-eyed: 
“Your highness, a Maori… wee-wee."...

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you are my most beautiful muse
from the Pleistocene to a kiwi
from a storm to the heaven
from the blue age to a gnosis
from a hearing to the naked eyes
I love your pink poetry
caressed by the absolute...

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Kendrick Smithyman 'ANZAC CEREMONY'

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               ==  ==   
     oz      ||   ||   ||  
              ||   ||   ||        kiwi
              ||   ||   ||
              ||   ||   ||...

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Cola, orange soda
Root beer, ginger ale
Spaghetti, lasagna
Fruits, oatmeal
Turkey and rice
Sour cream and onion dip
Kiwi and apple slice
Corn or potato chips
I become unsightly
When I am hungry


July 31, 2012...

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Apples 
Bananas
Cream
Dip.
Eclairs,
Figs,
Gumdrops;
Honey,
Ice Cream
Jelly.
Kiwi
Lollipops,
Mango
Nuts.
Oranges
Peaches
Q- beware.
Raisins; 
Strawberry
Tarts.

Unified,
Verified,
Wonderfully
X- treme, 
Yummy
Zestful....

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Four little parakeets; green, yellow, blue and white.
Your names are such a delight...
Kiwi, Lemon, Blueberry and Cheesesteak!
You live together in a bird cage both day and night.
Oh! What colorful and fun pets you make!

Saturday, October 9, 2021...

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Pulling together the pieces
Our broken hearts lay bare
A needle and thread is what we need
To rescue what is left, we share 

The constant tears steam forth
Memories of years gone by
Finally you lay to rest
We all get our final goodbye

RIP Kiwi 1 Nov 2017...

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Apple Beautiful
Cat Domestic
Eagle Fearsome
Goat Helpful
Ice-cream Jaunt
Kiwi Loving
Monkey Notorious
Owl Pale
Queen Rich-e-Rich
Sun Time-manager
Umbrella Virtuous
Window Xerox
Yacht Zenith
  
                      by:-
                      Vrushani Thaker...

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Katie put some chicken
kebabs in the fridge, then
kicked off her tight shoes. The
kettle boiled and she made
kiwi fruit tea. Her cute
kitten climbed onto her
knee and fell fast asleep.

K Pleiades Contest
Sponsored by Kim Merryman

Checked with How Many Syllables

03~09~17...

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Amazingly
Baked
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Delightful
Elephant Ears
Fried Chicken
Greasy Burgers
Hagen Daz
Ice Cream
Jello
Kiwi Strawberry
Lemonade
Melted
Nachos
Oven Baked
Pizza
Quenching
Root Beer Floats
Steamy
Tasty
Umm Buttery
Vegetables
Wow
Xexploring
Yummy 
Zones

for sami al khalili food for sopu contest...

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You will love dragon fruit they all said. Try it!
I looked at it and wondered why I would want to.
But the color of the outside was amazing, so I dug in.
Like kiwi right? Someone said with excitement.
I have never liked kiwi
I did not like dragon fruit either.
I wish I had been warned ahead of time
Like pear someone said
I have never liked pear either...

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Suey
Little Suey came to me,
she needed care and helping,
she was very intriguing , see,
a Kiwi girl, heart melting,
yes mate she had a massive stroke,
it took out her left side,
but she never gave up on hope,
a fighter, yes she tried,
some people come into your life,
and bring a ray of sunshine,
but now she's gone from pain and strife,
sweet Sue was mine this one-time?
Don Johnson...

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well i starts 
in modern 
ways just 
jumping patterns 
that was stain 
orange juice 
with a kiwi
strain
tarnish boots 
with silver chain 
blue berrys 
and grapes 
taste good 
but only one 
make me sing
in the day 
my sky is blue 
and at nite 
my sky is purple
one minute my woon 
is blue 
next it's purple

i was steam 
clean 
as i dream mean 
fell asleep 
gripping green and blue 
now i'm woke is that 
purple or blue.....

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I have never been to a country like this
Which can simply called as a paradise
Trees, mountains, forests of green
How wonderful land to be seen

Not only impressed by the natural beauty
People here full of humility and generosity
No battle to become best from other nations
It is the masterpiece among God’s creations

I wish I have wings so I could fly 
To see the whole country before I die
Day by day my heart fills with power
Yes, finally I have become a Kiwi Lover...

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Her mom was a butterfly, he dad was a notorious elephant bee.
They could not agree on the kind of baby for their little wee. 
Daddy wanted him to walk, Mommy wanted him to fly.
They finally agreed to let grandma figure it out. This done with a sigh.

Grandma said I have an idea, and it will be easy to do.
Just stir some magic beans into this kiwi broccoli stew.
Mommy and Daddy heartily drank that broth and drank rose’ wine.
The result was a butterfly elephant, fancy and fine!...

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KIWI NAPHAM

THE KIWI FARMER GAGGED A BIT ,
THE METHANE SHOWER  IGNITED IT,
THE CIGGY BUTT IT FLASHED FOR SURE,
ENGULFING HIM IN A TINY ROAR,
HOLY SUFFERING KIWI TWIT!

NAPHAM METHANE COWSHIT SWORE,
MELTED INHIBITION'S OTHER DOOR,
SPRUNG FROM HIS OVERALLS,  DEPLORED,
THE TASTE OF FRESH COW-DUNG,

FRAGRANT COW IN BULLING TUNE,
MOUnTED HIM THE SMOKING LOON,
FACE DOWN IN THE MUD RIGHT SOON,
HE SWORE BUT BIT HIS TONGUE.

Don Johnson
 kIWIS ARE NEW ZEALANDERS...

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RHYMER FRANK HALLIWELL SENT ME POEM
 BY FAMOUS AUSSIE BANJO PATTERSON,
 ABOUT A MYSTERIOUS COME BY CHANCE TOWNSHIP,
 THAT DON'T EXIST....




to Frank

so come by chance becomes a poem,
for the dreamers of the garden gnomes,
till the witless in their folly,
give up this ghasty dance,
and the sheep do run it terror,
from their romantic advance,
bleating c'mon termorrer,
it's our only Kiwi chance,
begorrah...

(AUSSIE JOKE ABOUT POMS AND SHEEP MAKING KIWIS , New Zealanders)
Don...

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