Kiwi Napham
KIWI NAPHAM
THE KIWI FARMER GAGGED A BIT ,
THE METHANE SHOWER IGNITED IT,
THE CIGGY BUTT IT FLASHED FOR SURE,
ENGULFING HIM IN A TINY ROAR,
HOLY SUFFERING KIWI TWIT!
NAPHAM METHANE COWSHIT SWORE,
MELTED INHIBITION'S OTHER DOOR,
SPRUNG FROM HIS OVERALLS, DEPLORED,
THE TASTE OF FRESH COW-DUNG,
FRAGRANT COW IN BULLING TUNE,
MOUnTED HIM THE SMOKING LOON,
FACE DOWN IN THE MUD RIGHT SOON,
HE SWORE BUT BIT HIS TONGUE.
Don Johnson
kIWIS ARE NEW ZEALANDERS
Copyright © Don Johnson | Year Posted 2015
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