Short Kerfuffle Poems

kerfuffle as one can be
walls keep you apart...

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The truffle
an unexpected source of kerfuffle
who would have thunk it?
with all that fuss you'd think he'd tried to dunk it....

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Georgy ran as Georgy can
Across the hot white shifting sand,
His hot foot shuffle
Caused such a kerfuffle,
Kicking sand up as he ran....

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It really was quite a kerfuffle
And a series of violent scuffles 
I kept wrestling a pig
But he grew much too big
So instead we went searching for truffles...

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 Moments create togetherness

Codswallop

Discombobulated brouhaha

Only in movies or

By a flibbtigibbet

Maybe

By a dingleberry during a kerfuffle   ...

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In spite of the kerfuffle that's going on in the world
It's up to each one of us to keep our flag unfurled
Don't let fear interfere
Keep loved ones near
Live your life free and enjoy all the curves...

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In this age of various disturbance,
whether fuss, aggrevation, outbursts,
spirits in ruffle, 
take a deep breath, close your eyes,
think of serenity as better wise,
be calm, read a favorite psalm
and forget that word, 'kerfuffle'...

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He thought he was king of the pack
And told all his team he'd be back.
But what a kerfuffle
When after the shuffle
He found he'd no ace but a Jack!


20.11.20

( For the purpose of the contest only - no political comment!)


'Out On A Lim Poetry Contest' 
Sponsor -Joseph May...

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Mr.Cock and Ms. Bull tied the knot on Sunday night
                When the guests departed they were spoiling for the fight
                             They scouted every nook and cranny
                               In search of argument if there any
            In a kerfuffle they kicked the bucket once in a blue moonlight...

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Mrs. Snuffles' epic sneeze
Blew her ruffles to the knees
While blowing her nose, she tore her hose
Disturbing the neighbor's peace
The neighbor was so displeased
He lost his temper and shrieked,
"Please, Mrs. Snuffles pull up your ruffles
The wheezing and sneezing must cease
The obnoxious kerfuffle is simply abnormal
And you have frightened all of my geese!"

 
07/05/13 For Andrea's "Show Me the Funny Contest"...

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Holiday times, the night before
 excitement filled with dreams 
 of fun-games splosh splashing
 and all the attractions.

 Before our family getaway,
 before we stray into a cheerful
 sway. We must adjust our heads,
 like a Rubik's cube, fixed!
  
 It's that early
 morning struggle "have we packed
 everything?" "Will we fit it all in?"
 It’s a brain trainer, an early morning
 puzzle, "oh what a kerfuffle....

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Wringing Withering Words
        Rhymes Remotely Rhetoric 
        Inherently Irritating Irony
        Tying Tattered Trajectories
        Enticing Ethereal Echoes 
        Relinquishing Ruined Rhymes
        Stubbornly sitting stalwartly

        Busily Busting Brain
        Limiting, Losing. Lackluster 
        Ostensibly Ordering Oracles
        Crumbling Cursive Curlicues
        Klutzy Kerfuffle Kaleidoscope...

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'Round & round the block she goes
Whose house she stops  nobody knows

Curtains are drawn lest darkness appear
Clip-clop the lady in dark we all fear

Neighbors are heard, sobs distant muffle
Drones in the sky cause quite a kerfuffle

What evil minds invent such horror?
I pray Mother Mary help us! I implore

"Cease-fire for one-day" he exhorts with mirth
"Bombings will resume" just after His Birth



12/25/14
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Gun funds fought latin commies
And launched immigrant tsunamis
Trump's wall at the border
Now reads out of order
And can't stop the kids and their mommies

Don't forget gang deportation
That affected some latin nation
What we sent down there
Gave many a scare
Being bullied is no vacation

Republicans caught in a lie
We do know why they won't vote aye
They'd the polls ruffle
With border kerfuffle
Designed to make Biden the bad guy...

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