Short Keg Poems
Short Keg Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Keg by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Keg by length and keyword.
Oktobre Fest
When he had her over a barrel
She complained that it was not feral
But once on a keg
She commenced to beg
Too wild would result in his peril!...
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Categories:
keg, october,
Form:
Limerick
Powder Keg
fiery passion
explodes like a powder keg
a deafening bang!
Date written and posted: 08/05/2018...
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Categories:
keg, emotions, feelings, sound,
Form:
Senryu
The Saint Bernard
Though not in his nature to beg
He would flip for a sip from the keg
Of the rum or the brandy
That dangles so handy
His lips near the tips of the peg...
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Categories:
keg, dog,
Form:
Limerick
Last Call
Jo King loved frothy tankards of beer
Which she drank every day of the year
Interred in a keg
She swallowed each dreg
So her tombstone reads, "Wish you were here!"...
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Categories:
keg, culture, drink, grave, humor, longing, silly, woman,
Form:
Limerick
Birthday Calamity
Jimmy Jones from Winnipeg
Celebrated his birthday with a keg,
That round container full of beer
Was kept by Jimmy oh so near,
That night he fell and broke his leg....
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Categories:
keg, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Greg's Abs
There’s a former weight lifter named Greg
Who’d like to show off his abs to Peg
‘Cept he’s now a drunk hack
So his treasured six pack
Now looks more like a Budweiser keg...
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Categories:
keg, desire, drink, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Broken Leg
A lady whose horse broke its leg
drank herself drunk from a keg.
“I can’t live in this world,”
she pined, “without the old girl,
so, please, shoot us together, I beg.”...
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Categories:
keg, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Stroking Out
Ed stirred from his stupor out by the keg
when he felt pressure he couldn't quite peg.
What a shocker that day!
Eddie's best friend was gay,
so he said, "Dude, quit pullin' my leg!"...
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Categories:
keg, confusion, funny
Form:
Limerick
Kibitzer
Keeps a foot in all camps
Knows all that goes around
Keg of wisdom he touts
Keenly lends advice to
Kin and strangers till they
Kick and shut him out. Then
Kaput go his designs
Written on:03/09/2017...
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Categories:
keg, people,
Form:
Verse
A Power Saw
A power saw
can slice through wood with awe
cut kindling or make a table leg
or staves for a wine keg
just make sure you get your digits out of the way in time
or you may be using your fingers only to count to nine....
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Categories:
keg, care, education, wisdom, work,
Form:
Rhyme
Beer Keg Legs
Meg has two old battered beer keg legs
that don't look to hold much more than dregs.
But when Greg comes along
she begs; "Please, please, belong
to me. I still gotta lotta eggs.”
*Written at Elizabeth Wesley's request....
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Categories:
keg, girlfriend-boyfriend,
Form:
Limerick
The Boozy Buccaneer
A reckless young pirate named Greg
Drank whisky straight out of a keg.
He cried 'Look at me!'
In shark-ridden sea;
That drink cost an arm and a leg!
14.04.19
Pirate Themed Limerick Poetry Contest: sponsored by Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
keg, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
From My Poems Be Freed
People have been plagued;
From me, for Horn Haiku begged;
Opened one more keg.
Thought my poems they need
In past, people had agreed;
From want to be freed.
Does this sound familiar?
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...
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Categories:
keg, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form:
I do not know?
Silly Woman
There was a silly woman from Detroit
Who at everything was adroit
She couldn't ev'n boil an egg
She just kept them in a keg
And then she threw them like a quoit.
Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2014
10.21.2014...
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Categories:
keg, funny, humorous, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Be Careful What You Wish For
Stealing fire from the gods
Prometheus would yearn
And pass it off to humankind
whose banishment interred
Their feet into the glowing coals
but faith out from the dark
Enlightenment a powder keg
—uncareful wishing sparks
(The New Room: September, 2023)...
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Categories:
keg, myth,
Form:
Rhyme
David Williams
* In response to a challenge...
Had a big crush on David Williams;
All his verses read like plums.
But given his marriage of forty years,
I’ll quench my sorrow with a keg of beers.
This one's just for you, David. All the smart, handsome ones are taken!...
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Categories:
keg, dedication, funny,
Form:
Clerihew
Point of View and Another Leg
Point of View and Another Leg
To differ with many have been known to beg;
What we need to do is drink one more keg;
Point of view,
Do need a new;
Even if legally up on me are another leg.
A legal interpretation of this one
would be interesting.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
keg, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Kitchen Inventory
Keg full of monkey j*zz
Jar packed with grime
Little tank of tiny turtles
Pot of slug slime.
Shaker full of flea larvae
Small box of moss
Squeeze-tube of mushy meat
Flask of dog sauce.
Leeches in a cookie tin
Ice tray of blow
Now can you play to win
This cooking show....
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Categories:
keg, animal, cheer up, crazy, dark, food, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Not Sofa King Cool
A
College Dorm sleeps
Four per room
Keg party
Loud
Too much Boom
A
Drunk freshman sleeps
Where he falls
Coeds toss him on
The sofa
Instead of snooze in
the halls
A
Sorority girl
Named him
“Sofa King Tool”
Now he feels like a Fool
Not Sofa King Cool...
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Categories:
keg, angst, art, confusion, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Queenie Meg
Queenie Meg went to Winnipeg
And she dropped off on a powder keg
But there near The Forks
Stood the megadorks
They said," She did it is for a gag"....
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Categories:
keg, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Few Footles
Sad clown
Wears frown.
Suns rays
Warm days.
Rum keg
Peg leg.
Dark night
Stars bright.
Horse wins
Huge grins.
Head pain
Sore brain.
Train late
Irate.
Storm drain
Takes rain.
Grey fin
Dolphin.
Rough sea
Stormy.
Beach walk
Gulls squawk.
Written 22nd March 2021....
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Categories:
keg, humor,
Form:
Footle
Super Bowl
Amongst the fields of milk and honey
Run tight ends paid much too much money
Throwing pink pig skins
With nary a grin
Nursing booboos which aren’t real funny.
So, get your hot dog, buy that beer
Hear those skulls crack give a cheer
Break a leg
Tap that keg
We're building men here, ain’t that clear?
*Better known as the Nutcracker Sweet ;)...
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Categories:
keg, sports
Form:
Limerick
Powder Keg
Pieces of heat scatter and scorch
Over the orange rusted sky
Wildfire season has arrived
Dense and thick, stern charcoal
Eyes capture and deny
Relief's cool rain, as tongues of flames
Kindles tender clovers red
Eating clean the succulent
Green laced gentle ground.
7/14/21
This or That Volume 4 contest
Sponsor: Edward Ibeh
Title: Powder Keg...
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Categories:
keg, earth, fire, sky,
Form:
Acrostic
Relaxed Night
The crickets chirping,
With the moon fully risen.
I stretch out my legs,
Reach down for my keg.
Curl into my blanket,
As tight as I can make it.
Scent of of freshly cut grass,
This day went pretty fast.
You can hear a drizzle,
The rain starting to fizzle.
Dog by my side,
Standing with all his pride.
Time to go inside,
But it's such a beautiful night......
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Categories:
keg, beautiful, night, rain,
Form:
Rhyme
The Union
Shards of tears
engrave memories
like a tattered glass
recalling years scarred by desire.
she went mountain climbing
too high, gasped, got
wedged like a pinched rose
then hoisted by a fish hook in the jaw.
he did 60 pills in 60 days
still uncured, he grabbed a feather
tickled a powder keg
and exploded.
this marriage was a crown of thorns....
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Categories:
keg, dark, imagery, marriage, metaphor,
Form:
Free verse