Super Bowl

Amongst the fields of milk and honey
Run tight ends paid much too much money
Throwing pink pig skins
With nary a grin
Nursing booboos which aren’t real funny.

So, get your hot dog, buy that beer
Hear those skulls crack give a cheer
Break a leg
Tap that keg
We're building men here, ain’t that clear?

*Better known as the Nutcracker Sweet ;)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 5/18/2011 1:42:00 PM
hahaha. Love the sardonic way you did this one (I Hope I used that word sardonic right. haha) Congrats , this one truly made me want to chuckle.
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Date: 5/16/2011 12:09:00 PM
Congratulations on your win in Royal's contest Debbie. Love,Carol
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Date: 5/11/2011 1:00:00 PM
limerick queen you are, debs... greeeat stuff with right meter, lol... congrats big time...whheee.. :) huggs
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Date: 5/10/2011 9:29:00 PM
Many congrats dear friend for this super win. God Bless always.
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Date: 5/10/2011 12:33:00 PM
That last line has me laughing!!! Love your humor as always!!
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Date: 5/10/2011 12:18:00 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of royal, Debbie
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Date: 5/10/2011 11:47:00 AM
Congrats Deb on your super win in the Super Bowl contest luv.. a great one... hope we have a season this year to cheer..luv..enjoy..
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Date: 3/5/2011 12:32:00 PM
witty and and interesting take on football.
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Date: 2/10/2011 1:06:00 PM
cool poem very different.
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Date: 2/8/2011 6:14:00 AM
hello limerick queeen!! this is trerribly creative!! best winning points for you, debs!!.. and thanks much for acknowledging my " wackerick" ll which was realy worth all the eye bags i got doing it, lol!! i am so touched!! :) huggs, nette
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Date: 2/8/2011 3:00:00 AM
Excellent write, is there a reason your first verse goes to "tight ends" or is it my gutter ridden mind. Excellent piece and an enjoyable read hope you do not mind my attempt at humor.
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Date: 2/7/2011 10:20:00 PM
haha, Deb you are funny making a few of those short lines even shorter for a limerick. My thoughts exactly. I should do this contest anyway, just talking about food, but I am tired and am just gonna go to bed.One of the few in this category that I understood, so I hope it wins. oh, and by theway, thanks so much for the very nice limerick win. I read all the winner list and they were great. I can see people are getting better with meter now. Wow!
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Date: 2/7/2011 1:40:00 PM
You found nice enjoyable humor in Super Bowl Sunday, deb
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Date: 2/7/2011 1:02:00 PM
Loveeeeeeeeeeeeee this. Very humoroous. I enjoyed. Take care. =]
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Date: 2/6/2011 6:08:00 PM
Nice pair of humorous limericks.
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Date: 2/6/2011 6:08:00 PM
Very funny. Good luck. It will be a winner. Love, Joyce
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Date: 2/6/2011 5:54:00 PM
hhaaahahhahaha! love this nutcracker sweet!! wonderful. if this is for a contest...you got it girl! enjoyed very much!
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