Short Joe Poems
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A cuppa joe and off I go
to work, because I owe
so many so much
I'm quite out of touch
It's time I won the Lotto!
Broadway Joe, Like Decio's
Design!
Broadway Joe Like Decio's
Our .... Climb!
"You lie"
A famous two word speech of the truth
Joe Wilson for President
Form:
Joe was slow, as men come and go
never really fit in, you know
he tried very hard
always kept his guard
then he married pretty Flo Schmoe
Joe be nimble
Joe be quick
Joe is a plagiarizer
Who stole his shtick
Joe be simple
Joe be sick
Joe can’t remember
Which reporter to pick
Pistachio and Dimaggio do not rhyme
most of the time....
Yet when nuts seek out celebrity
~ advertisers extend them charity
There was a farmer named Joe
Who took his sheep dog to a show.
Joe started to weep
Instead of mustering sheep
His dog lined up seagulls in a row.
The ball was loose and bouncing
Joe dove towards it, just missing
The clock ticking down
Just then, Joe had found
His football skills were lacking
Facts we look upon,
And the apparent truth we observe,
Depend upon forgone,
Opinion that we reserve,
And is perhaps not what’s deserved.
Sharon Bell
There once was a man named Joe
Who had the audacity to show
His face in a crowd
No, he wasn't to proud
Though some said
He should wear a shroud.
there once was a fella named Joe
whose hairstyle's a wonky Afro
to the barber Joe went
Who repaired his head dent
Joe returned bald headed like Moe!
There once was a barista named Joe
the joke always tiresome and so-so
he swallowed it well
because tips were swell
so he put on a pretty good show
You sit across from me
Your number is after me
Your smoke is to die for
Your a perfect tenor
Your attitude is usually happy :)
Your Joseph Mileson.
Form:
A young ‘roo in Australia named Joe
At work, he was a no-call no-show
His boss he annoyed
He’s now unemployed
Where he works now, we really don’t know
once a small dog named joe willie
complained that his mouth felt silly
for every night
he chomped and he bite
a can of alumn spiced chili.
There once was a snowman named Joe.
He was made of magical snow.
But, then sunshine appeared
and it happened as feared.
Joe put on a great melting show.
Crazy joe had an elephant,
who he rode with some elegance,
until he wound up in his trunk
and into the drink was dunked
and cursed it's smiling arrogance
Uncle Joe
Here lies my old Uncle Joe.
We sure weren’t sad to see him go.
He ripped off everyone he met.
Now his poor wife must pay his debt.
4/20/19
Joe the Yellow Canary
Lives next door to sweet Mary
A frog came in her house
Poor Mary gave a big rouse
Joe gave a shriek like fury
Joseph William Namath
was known to be bold and brash
predicted a major Super Bowl upset win
then modeled Beautymist pantyhose with a grin
Joe, a gentle guy
thought provoking poetry
open heart and mind
the skill to look beyond words
capture a deeper meaning
©221220112350
In laughter's echo, memories glow
We played those suckers, putting on a show
With every scheme and well-worn grin
Together, son, we always win
© daniel miltz
Joe Schmidt grew up the Eastern Bowery
His upbringing was less than flowery
He robbed a few banks
And a few more pranks
After which his whole life turned out sourly.
Joe Biden Ploy To Enjoy
We did discover a Joe Biden ploy,
For him to employ and also enjoy,
Jokes compile;
Always smile,
While many others he may annoy.
Jim Horn
There once was a thin man named Joe Donic.
Who all people believed was a comic.
He developed a drink,
made a million we think,
by selling us his brown snake oil tonic.