Short Jiggled Poems

A school teacher named Miss Shaw
Though well-endowed wore no bra.
Things slipped and jiggled
Bounced and wiggled 
Pupils are still awed by what they saw....

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There once was this fellow quite mellow
When he sat on a chair he jiggled like jello
Loved to indulge
Caused a big bulge
Round the middle of this real mellow fellow...

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There once was this fellow quite mellow
When he sat on a chair he jiggled like jello
Loved to indulge
Caused a very big bulge
Round the middle of this real mellow fellow...

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Mr. Jiggle

There was a gourd named Mr. Jiggle

All he could do was wiggle

Every time he bounced

He gained an ounce

So every time he jiggled

I giggled


Mocksy
(5th grade)...

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In a land far away lived this fellow
Three times every day he ate Jell-O
When he went for a walk
Passersby would gawk
As he wiggled and jiggled his bottom endo


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Love at first sight is a familiar old phrase
Dates back quite a way, still applies today
When your boat gets jiggled
Game over, you're trickled
A matter of time afore you're moonin' away...

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There once was this fellow quite mellow
When he sat on a couch he jiggled like jello
Loved to indulge
Caused a big bulge
Round the middle of this real mellow fellow


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Love at first sight is a familiar old phrase
Dates back quite a way still applies today
When your jiggler gets jiggled
Game over, you've been trickled
Matter of time 'fore you're moonin' away...

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Our newest favourite restaurant is called Wimpy's
A character needing hamburgers to fill his rotund belly
From the Popeye cartoon
A loveable buffoon
His big belly jiggled like a bowl full of jelly...

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Our newest favourite restaurant is called Wimpy's
A character needing hamburgers to fill his rotund belly
From the Popeye cartoon
A loveable buffoon
His big belly jiggled like a bowl full of jelly...

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My uncle was blessed with a belly

And like Santa, it jiggled like jelly

When he yelled, it so shook

That it echoed and took ...

All day to know just what the hell he ... hell he ... hell he ... wanted!...

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The Man in the Pokey

There once was a man in the pokey.
He was dancing; his movements were hokey.
He jiggled and jumped.
Then fell on his rump.
So he sat there and sang karaoke. 

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
February 12, 2010

Poetic form:  Limerick...

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She went to the beach on a whim 

She jumped in the water to swim

Her belly,... it wiggled !

Her bottom,... it jiggled !

The jellyfish thought she was kin !!



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Limerick Contest Sponsored by Jan Allison
4/25/15...

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My tablet wasn't charging, there must have been a glitch 
I jiggled the white cable, and soon got to screaming pitch
I asked my helpful hubby, if could he sort out the hitch
Then hubby started laughing... I’d not flicked the 'on' switch!

2/18/18...

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Jean Claude was staring at me Hmmm
from the balcony. Oggling all he could
peeking at the girls; posing with aplomb.
He raised an eyebrow. I thought, should
I raised the anti, laughed, jiggled some
and got a rise, I well understood
Jean Claude was staring at me Hmmm....

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He wriggled and squirmed,
Like a demented worm.
Fidgeted and fumbled,
Grimaced and grumbled,
He jiggled and jived,
Contorted and writhed,
Kept saying Arrr,
Like a wasp in a jar.
He was out of control,
This poor wretched soul,
As he reached fever pitch,
He found the itch,
Which he scratched until,
His body stayed still....

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Their eyes met briefly 
  She giggled

He smiled at her
  Her nose she wiggled

She smiled back
  His hips he swiveled

He removed his shirt
  Abs revealed, perfectly chiseled 

She threw back a mane of hair
  Her ample chest, it jiggled…

Sparks of electricity fairly bristled ~
  Just then was heard a low wolf-whistle...

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There was a young boy of three
who sat upon Santa's knee
when Santa jiggled
he cried and wiggled
and soaked Santa's suit with pee.


(Limerick)


12/01/2022


A Funny Christmas Or December Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
How Many Syllables to check syllable counts
RhymeZone to check rhymes....

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You may not remember but you passed this way before

You held my hand, you walked with me
You jumped and jiggled and said, let's go

Your eyes smiled brightly as my eyes cried
You were ready, you were set, this I know

As you walked through the doors there was no turning back
I knew I could do nothing more

You may not remember but you passed this way before...

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There was once a fat Santa Claus felt

That his Mrs Claus wanted him svelte

But the wiggle and jelly

That so jiggled his belly

Was the thing made her icicles melt.





~ 5th Place ~  in the the "Holiday Themed Limerick" Poetry Contest, Tania Kitchin, Judge & Sponsor.

( Syllables = 9, 9, 7, 7, 9 - counted at HowManySyllables.com )...

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A lobster trap must have caught something big
It plummeted into the depths of the Aurora Sea
Captain Fishman danced a glorious jig
Thinking he’ll caught a treasure for free

When they were pulling it up the rope almost broke
This must be a sea creature or monster maybe crewmate
Or a mermaid or merman said first mate McBloke
Mermaid wiggled and jiggled all the way out of that sea...

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She wiggled and jiggled and giggled in bed

It fiddled and faddled and rattled her head

But she wiggled so much that she fell to the floor

And wiggled and jiggled and giggled some more

He muddled befuddled and scuttled around 

Till he bumbled and stumbled and fell to the ground 

Still he muddled befuddled just like before 

And scuttled befuddled through his front door...

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If I had a kangaroo’s pouch
I would house a baby bunny inside
It would have big ears and bigger feet.
My tummy would tickle when it jiggled around in there.

If the bunny hopped out, I would replace her with a robin.
A mommy robin with a pretty nest and three sky blue eggs.
When she wanted to feed them worms I would kick them out.
I do not want worms in my pouch.

I would get a puppy next.
A puppy never leaves.
A puppy is loyal....

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Jerry, a jim-dandy jezebel in a jerkwater town,
Jiggled her jangles, joking her jubilant ways up and down.
Juicily Junoesque and jocular, Jerry jawed with the best.
Such jiggery-pokery was soon put to this jerky town’s test.
Jailbirds jammed the sidewalks to see Jerry walk by.
Her jabberwocky jabbering gave them a reason to sigh.
A jaunty jokester with joyous absolute joviality,
Jerry was accepted as the jubilant jezebel of this locality....

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"SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS CONSTIPATED ,"BILL QUIPPED 
"TALK IN MY GOOD EAR  I'M KINDA DEAF , "BOB DIPPED
 
"SO I PUT TEN PRUNES IN HER CEREAL , " BILL GIGGLED 
"GOT GAS BUDDY DON'T GET TOO CLOSE ," BOB JIGGLED 

"JUMPING JACKS  WILL HELP ," ITS WHAT I SAID TO HER
" BILL, I 'M GONNA LET ONE GO, MY STOMACH SAYS GRRR 

AS BOB SINGS  FRANK SINATRA IN A BARITONE VOICE
BILL FARTS THEN SAYS "SORRY BUDDY I HAD NO CHOICE" 


11/04/2019

For Eve Roper's contest, #2 photo...

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