Short Jiggled Poems
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A school teacher named Miss Shaw
Though well-endowed wore no bra.
Things slipped and jiggled
Bounced and wiggled
Pupils are still awed by what they saw.
Categories:
jiggled, humor,
Form:
Limerick
There once was this fellow quite mellow
When he sat on a chair he jiggled like jello
Loved to indulge
Caused a big bulge
Round the middle of this real mellow fellow
Categories:
jiggled, surreal,
Form:
Limerick
There once was this fellow quite mellow
When he sat on a chair he jiggled like jello
Loved to indulge
Caused a very big bulge
Round the middle of this real mellow fellow
Categories:
jiggled, character,
Form:
Limerick
Mr. Jiggle
There was a gourd named Mr. Jiggle
All he could do was wiggle
Every time he bounced
He gained an ounce
So every time he jiggled
I giggled
Mocksy
(5th grade)
Categories:
jiggled, childhood, time, , 5th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
In a land far away lived this fellow
Three times every day he ate Jell-O
When he went for a walk
Passersby would gawk
As he wiggled and jiggled his bottom endo
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
jiggled, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Love at first sight is a familiar old phrase
Dates back quite a way, still applies today
When your boat gets jiggled
Game over, you're trickled
A matter of time afore you're moonin' away
Categories:
jiggled, love,
Form:
Limerick
There once was this fellow quite mellow
When he sat on a couch he jiggled like jello
Loved to indulge
Caused a big bulge
Round the middle of this real mellow fellow
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
jiggled, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Love at first sight is a familiar old phrase
Dates back quite a way still applies today
When your jiggler gets jiggled
Game over, you've been trickled
Matter of time 'fore you're moonin' away
Categories:
jiggled, devotion,
Form:
Limerick
Our newest favourite restaurant is called Wimpy's
A character needing hamburgers to fill his rotund belly
From the Popeye cartoon
A loveable buffoon
His big belly jiggled like a bowl full of jelly
Categories:
jiggled, memory,
Form:
Limerick
Our newest favourite restaurant is called Wimpy's
A character needing hamburgers to fill his rotund belly
From the Popeye cartoon
A loveable buffoon
His big belly jiggled like a bowl full of jelly
Categories:
jiggled, nostalgia,
Form:
Limerick
My uncle was blessed with a belly
And like Santa, it jiggled like jelly
When he yelled, it so shook
That it echoed and took ...
All day to know just what the hell he ... hell he ... hell he ... wanted!
Categories:
jiggled, funny, light, word play,
Form:
Limerick
The Man in the Pokey
There once was a man in the pokey.
He was dancing; his movements were hokey.
He jiggled and jumped.
Then fell on his rump.
So he sat there and sang karaoke.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
February 12, 2010
Poetic form: Limerick
Categories:
jiggled, funny
Form:
Limerick
She went to the beach on a whim
She jumped in the water to swim
Her belly,... it wiggled !
Her bottom,... it jiggled !
The jellyfish thought she was kin !!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Limerick Contest Sponsored by Jan Allison
4/25/15
Categories:
jiggled, funny,
Form:
Limerick
My tablet wasn't charging, there must have been a glitch
I jiggled the white cable, and soon got to screaming pitch
I asked my helpful hubby, if could he sort out the hitch
Then hubby started laughing... I’d not flicked the 'on' switch!
2/18/18
Categories:
jiggled, humorous, technology,
Form:
Monorhyme
Jean Claude was staring at me Hmmm
from the balcony. Oggling all he could
peeking at the girls; posing with aplomb.
He raised an eyebrow. I thought, should
I raised the anti, laughed, jiggled some
and got a rise, I well understood
Jean Claude was staring at me Hmmm.
Categories:
jiggled, men, woman,
Form:
Verse
He wriggled and squirmed,
Like a demented worm.
Fidgeted and fumbled,
Grimaced and grumbled,
He jiggled and jived,
Contorted and writhed,
Kept saying Arrr,
Like a wasp in a jar.
He was out of control,
This poor wretched soul,
As he reached fever pitch,
He found the itch,
Which he scratched until,
His body stayed still.
Categories:
jiggled, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Their eyes met briefly
She giggled
He smiled at her
Her nose she wiggled
She smiled back
His hips he swiveled
He removed his shirt
Abs revealed, perfectly chiseled
She threw back a mane of hair
Her ample chest, it jiggled…
Sparks of electricity fairly bristled ~
Just then was heard a low wolf-whistle
Categories:
jiggled, body, desire, hair, lust,
Form:
Rhyme
There was a young boy of three
who sat upon Santa's knee
when Santa jiggled
he cried and wiggled
and soaked Santa's suit with pee.
(Limerick)
12/01/2022
A Funny Christmas Or December Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
How Many Syllables to check syllable counts
RhymeZone to check rhymes.
Categories:
jiggled, anxiety, boy, child, christmas, cute, funny, image,
Form:
Limerick
Archie Arbuckle yearned to sample
Betty's breasts that were more than ample
He flinched when he saw 'em
Then pinched 'em and pawed 'em
Oh my! What a lovely example
She giggled, cuz it tickled his lust
As he wiggled and jiggled her bust
His affection won't lie
It stood up and said "Hi"
I'll take one for the team, if I must
Categories:
jiggled, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
You may not remember but you passed this way before
You held my hand, you walked with me
You jumped and jiggled and said, let's go
Your eyes smiled brightly as my eyes cried
You were ready, you were set, this I know
As you walked through the doors there was no turning back
I knew I could do nothing more
You may not remember but you passed this way before
Categories:
jiggled, child, childhood, children, farewell, goodbye, growing up,
Form:
Rhyme
There was once a fat Santa Claus felt
That his Mrs Claus wanted him svelte
But the wiggle and jelly
That so jiggled his belly
Was the thing made her icicles melt.
~ 5th Place ~ in the the "Holiday Themed Limerick" Poetry Contest, Tania Kitchin, Judge & Sponsor.
( Syllables = 9, 9, 7, 7, 9 - counted at HowManySyllables.com )
Categories:
jiggled, christmas, light,
Form:
Limerick
A lobster trap must have caught something big
It plummeted into the depths of the Aurora Sea
Captain Fishman danced a glorious jig
Thinking he’ll caught a treasure for free
When they were pulling it up the rope almost broke
This must be a sea creature or monster maybe crewmate
Or a mermaid or merman said first mate McBloke
Mermaid wiggled and jiggled all the way out of that sea
Categories:
jiggled, fish,
Form:
Rhyme
She wiggled and jiggled and giggled in bed
It fiddled and faddled and rattled her head
But she wiggled so much that she fell to the floor
And wiggled and jiggled and giggled some more
He muddled befuddled and scuttled around
Till he bumbled and stumbled and fell to the ground
Still he muddled befuddled just like before
And scuttled befuddled through his front door
Categories:
jiggled, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
If I had a kangaroo’s pouch
I would house a baby bunny inside
It would have big ears and bigger feet.
My tummy would tickle when it jiggled around in there.
If the bunny hopped out, I would replace her with a robin.
A mommy robin with a pretty nest and three sky blue eggs.
When she wanted to feed them worms I would kick them out.
I do not want worms in my pouch.
I would get a puppy next.
A puppy never leaves.
A puppy is loyal.
Categories:
jiggled, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Free verse
Jerry, a jim-dandy jezebel in a jerkwater town,
Jiggled her jangles, joking her jubilant ways up and down.
Juicily Junoesque and jocular, Jerry jawed with the best.
Such jiggery-pokery was soon put to this jerky town’s test.
Jailbirds jammed the sidewalks to see Jerry walk by.
Her jabberwocky jabbering gave them a reason to sigh.
A jaunty jokester with joyous absolute joviality,
Jerry was accepted as the jubilant jezebel of this locality.
Categories:
jiggled, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Alliteration