Short Itchy Poems
Short Itchy Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Itchy by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Itchy by length and keyword.
. . . such relief, such ease
itchy, consummated sneeze
cathartic release . . !
Categories:
itchy, funny, happiness, people,
Form:
Senryu
A lady with an itchy bra
Was fondled by her son-in-law
They came to grips
When he locked lips
At least that's what her husband saw!
Categories:
itchy, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Kim was laying in bed
Her body all itchy and red
Covered in pimples
Where there used to be dimples
Poor woman, that's something I'd dread
Categories:
itchy, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
On a head, there lived a louse,
It was this itchy louse's house.
Mr Magoo was a mole,
Who lived in a deep, dark hole.
BANG! the head just shot a grouse!
Categories:
itchy, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Female mosquitos live forty-two days
Feeding on our blood in brutal mean ways
Causing itchy bumps on our tender skin
Healthy male mosquitoes die ten days in
Categories:
itchy, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
Mosquitoes
Summer's pesky buzzy biters
Mosquitoes
In summertime everyone goes
(unless to show off like fighters)
indoors to thwart itchy-nighters.
Mosquitoes.
Categories:
itchy, animals, nature, seasons
Form:
Rhyme
monkey wrinkle nose
twitches curls it hairy lips ~
pick clean itchy fleas
11/9/2020
Any NEW Nature Inspired Haiku Poetry Contest.
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Categories:
itchy, happiness,
Form:
Haiku
Andrea Marcovicci was never witchy
Even though she would get pretty itchy
To finish her breakfast fast
So she could coach all the cast
Then nobody would get too twitchy
Categories:
itchy, tribute,
Form:
Limerick
Pair of support
Should never pinch
Uplifting friend
Cute colors make me smile
Carefree and lacey
Don't want no boring and pastey
Good posture is a plus
Itchy is a bust
Categories:
itchy, funny, uplifting
Form:
Light Verse
Time to get the shopping in motion,
waves of shoppers like the ocean,
feels like the hives,
itchy skins arrived,
all's I want for Christmas is some lotion.
12-10-16
Categories:
itchy, christmas, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Some Itchy Skin It Had Been
We had heard that his confusion,
Was contributed to his delusion,
And itchy skin,
Again and again;
Could be contributed to contusion.
Jim Horn
Categories:
itchy, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
S cratchy, itchy, it gets everywhere
A las it gets in my sandwiches too.
N ext time we make love, place the blanket down there
D esigns on the beach I still have for you.
© 27/08/2013
Categories:
itchy, humor,
Form:
Acrostic
With gelatinous kiss inside his mind
The sissy itchy lips of a woman flirt
God has given them the right to wink
Ah, two flames in love, with a smell
Of sparkling wine and rugged cigars
Categories:
itchy, girlfriend-boyfriend, love, people,
Form:
Free verse
Fred had a huge sore appear on his head
Feeling itchy, he scratched until it bled
He risked looking like a fool
And dunked his head in the pool
Then gasped at the huge tick floating he shed
Categories:
itchy, boy, funny, hair,
Form:
Limerick
Live head-lice thrive on Peter's crown
Head's itchy it's making him frown
But young Peter's no fool
Dunks his head in the pool
He's hoping all the critters drown!
Categories:
itchy, humorous, water,
Form:
Limerick
Written: October 22, 2023,
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Slight-shaped stygian sign swung in fiendish award
Witchy mage threw itchy gunpowder and abhorred
Categories:
itchy, angst, halloween,
Form:
Alexandrine
Sure you've all had an itchy back
You ask a stranger to scratch it, you act like a maniac
No... lower down you scream
Yeah, that's where I mean
You start purring and meowing like a pussycat
Categories:
itchy, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Writer's Block, just blocked my thoughts again!
Scratched my scratchy head, with Itchy Pen.
But, no cure can cure a Writer's Rash!
Uninspired, sired "Inspiration Crash!"
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Categories:
itchy, humorous, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
When Di had a Brazilian wax
Her beautician was terribly lax
The beautician’s in trouble
Di’s got itchy red stubble
Poor Di’s scratching her pubes to the max!
Jan Allison
20th May 2016
Categories:
itchy, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a snitch ditched in itchy pride,
sick of being tied, to grumpy cats side~
she lured his furry tail,
trapped him in a caged tale,
she sat, blowing kisses that were denied…
Categories:
itchy, cute,
Form:
Limerick
All the students were very aware
There were nits crawling in her long hair
Perching on the next seat
Trying to be discrete
I got itchy and had to move chair
based on a real event
10th November 2015
Categories:
itchy, children,
Form:
Limerick
layers of nacre to protect
grain of sand irritating itchy
iridescent gem formed
poor mollusk oyster killed
rich women pearl adorned neck
awaiting rope hidden crimes
in the wild round and
smooth calcareous
concretions
Categories:
itchy, allusion,
Form:
I do not know?
Allergies
Blisters
Coughing
Dry
Eyes
Fever
Germs
Headaches
Itchy
Joint ache
Kramping
Lifeless
Mucus
Nausea
Outstanding
Pain
Queezy
Runny
Snotty
Tissues
Uncontrollable
Vomiting
Weak
Exhausted
Yawning
Zanny
Categories:
itchy, health
Form:
ABC
FISHERMAN & Worm Gon Fishin
A Fisherman comes
Reached on the ground
Picks up Itchy-Bitzy worm
That's texting on his phone
Open mouth Catfish sayin yummy
Go on Fisherman drop him
10/6/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018©
Categories:
itchy, anxiety, conflict, fishing, insect,
Form:
Limerick
Buzzing above me
Whizzing through shadowy flight
Stabbing fangs in skin
Causing welts and itchy bites
Festering plots slay these pests
A Buggy Tanka Contest
Sponsored by: M. L. Kiser
August 21, 2021
Categories:
itchy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, insect, murder, mystery,
Form:
Tanka