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Stubble Trouble

When Di had a Brazilian wax
Her beautician was terribly lax
The beautician’s in trouble
Di’s got itchy red stubble
Poor Di’s scratching her pubes to the max!


Jan Allison
20th May 2016

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Arthur Vaso Date: 5/22/2016 2:29:00 PM That was painful to read! :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2016 4:34:00 PM LOl am sure it would be painful to experience too!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian Date: 5/22/2016 7:43:00 AM OH MY MY MY!!!! Dear oh dear oh dear!! Good one, sweetie. Poor girl....I'd have the woman FIRED! Hugs and thanks for your visits. :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2016 8:09:00 AM Thankfully its just a fiction write based on a hilarious poem I heard recently lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis Date: 5/22/2016 6:23:00 AM As long as She's scratching Her own, She shouldn't be in to much trouble...lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2016 8:08:00 AM Lol Thanks Jerry:-) hugs Jan xx

Lenny Gazbowski Date: 5/21/2016 11:09:00 PM Chuckles galore :-) not for poor Di though ! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2016 8:07:00 AM Thanks Lenny just a fun write inspired by a poem I heard recently:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 5/21/2016 2:43:00 AM Hilarious but not for Di dar , Jan! Hahaha! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/21/2016 2:31:00 PM Thanks Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Quigley Date: 5/20/2016 6:51:00 PM Haha! In an uncomfortable way! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/21/2016 2:31:00 PM Thanks Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 5/20/2016 2:54:00 PM you are hilarious, jan! this one's a gem!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/21/2016 2:30:00 PM Glad I make you smile:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 5/20/2016 2:30:00 PM - Ugh, I can feel it ......but, right now I laugh :) - Well done as always, dear Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/21/2016 2:30:00 PM Thanks Anne lise - lovely avatar :-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 5/20/2016 1:41:00 PM Lol...what???...i don't understand : )....yep that's my story: )) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/21/2016 2:30:00 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 5/20/2016 1:14:00 PM Enjoyed this limerick, Jan, though I must admit I'm no expert on waxing:) // Good luck with your public reading! Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/21/2016 2:29:00 PM Nor me Paul lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud Date: 5/20/2016 12:24:00 PM jan, i needed this giggle ; it came right on time... super!..huggs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/20/2016 12:27:00 PM Thanks Nette - I'm just getting ready to go on stage to read 2 of my poems :-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray Date: 5/20/2016 11:46:00 AM Will look bad...negate the desired effect I'd say. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/20/2016 11:56:00 AM lol - all I can say would be ouch lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 5/20/2016 11:03:00 AM Hi Jan, Lol! Ouch that sure can be painful. Another good one. Well done my friend- Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/20/2016 11:13:00 AM Its actually written inspired by a hilarious poem I heard about a brazilian wax lol:-) hugs Jan xx