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When Di had a Brazilian wax Her beautician was terribly lax The beautician’s in trouble Di’s got itchy red stubble Poor Di’s scratching her pubes to the max! Jan Allison 20th May 2016

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Arthur Vaso

Date: 5/22/2016 2:29:00 PM

That was painful to read! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2016 4:34:00 PM

LOl am sure it would be painful to experience too!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 5/22/2016 7:43:00 AM

OH MY MY MY!!!! Dear oh dear oh dear!! Good one, sweetie. Poor girl....I'd have the woman FIRED! Hugs and thanks for your visits. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2016 8:09:00 AM

Thankfully its just a fiction write based on a hilarious poem I heard recently lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis

Date: 5/22/2016 6:23:00 AM

As long as She's scratching Her own, She shouldn't be in to much trouble...lol

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2016 8:08:00 AM

Lol Thanks Jerry:-) hugs Jan xx

Lenny Gazbowski

Date: 5/21/2016 11:09:00 PM

Chuckles galore :-) not for poor Di though !

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2016 8:07:00 AM

Thanks Lenny just a fun write inspired by a poem I heard recently:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 5/21/2016 2:43:00 AM

Hilarious but not for Di dar , Jan! Hahaha!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2016 2:31:00 PM

Thanks Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Quigley

Date: 5/20/2016 6:51:00 PM

Haha! In an uncomfortable way!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2016 2:31:00 PM

Thanks Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 5/20/2016 2:54:00 PM

you are hilarious, jan! this one's a gem!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2016 2:30:00 PM

Glad I make you smile:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/20/2016 2:30:00 PM

- Ugh, I can feel it ......but, right now I laugh :) - Well done as always, dear Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2016 2:30:00 PM

Thanks Anne lise - lovely avatar :-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 5/20/2016 1:41:00 PM

Lol...what???...i don't understand : )....yep that's my story: ))

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2016 2:30:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 5/20/2016 1:14:00 PM

Enjoyed this limerick, Jan, though I must admit I'm no expert on waxing:) // Good luck with your public reading! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2016 2:29:00 PM

Nor me Paul lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 5/20/2016 12:24:00 PM

jan, i needed this giggle ; it came right on time... super!..huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2016 12:27:00 PM

Thanks Nette - I'm just getting ready to go on stage to read 2 of my poems :-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 5/20/2016 11:46:00 AM

Will look bad...negate the desired effect I'd say.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2016 11:56:00 AM

lol - all I can say would be ouch lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/20/2016 11:03:00 AM

Hi Jan, Lol! Ouch that sure can be painful. Another good one. Well done my friend- Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2016 11:13:00 AM

Its actually written inspired by a hilarious poem I heard about a brazilian wax lol:-) hugs Jan xx