Short Iphone Poems

but hey at least the new iPhone is out

....next...

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extra appendage
iphone is attached ticking
updating my life...

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Testing gravity,
Ingrid dropped her iPhone while
tossing an apple....

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Something may be amiss if your iPhone recognizes you and your children don't...

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Jimmy got an iPod
Sally got an iPhone
Dad got an iPad
Mum got an iRon
Happy Christmas? iThink not...

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Santa’s new “iPhone”, 
Filled with Christmas gift orders;
Oops, it won’t work now!
...

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So,
when
I delete 
An App from 
my iPhone, the 
shaking icons make
it look like they’re panicked
over who is going to be deleted...

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A South Pole elf with an iPhone
Asked Santa for a new Spy-drone
But reindeer won't fly
With drones in the sky
So Santa sent him a dog-bone...

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Valentine's Day is hit or miss
One needs someone to share the bliss
Being all alone
Or with an iPhone
Is like that circumcised Candy Kiss!...

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The government antitrust case
Could iPhone apps bust and erase
While cores from this trial
Face seeds of denial
Apple picking will stay in place...

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My
three
year old
grandson can
use an iPhone, open
and close apps and check
out my photos. When I was his 
age I was still eating all my crayons....

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It does not matter how much I pray
God does not give me the time of day
That "omnipotent" snot
Did not try to save squat
When my iPhone drowned yesterday!...

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Trump went to the outhouse alone
And sat on his "Throne" with a groan
When out of the dark
There flashed a bright spark
When Trump dropped his selfie iPhone...

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upon my door
i looked across the road
Where days before
a kind woman
died of corona
and in the background
iPhone advertises
in my sighies
all monies dies...

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My psychiatrist ain't cheap
now that I swapped the basic for an iPhone 4G.
Guess them Apples really do keep the doctors away!
That is if you have the funds to pay......

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iPhone  and IPod 
bad not pod earPods and mic
spaceman or poet

* How come one has a clear undisturbed calm mood and special positive spirit of special man pioneer!?...

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sitting across from my fishbowl
watching my little goldfish 
wandering -

wondering 
had she an iPhone
who would she first call
would it be me
or some guy named Paul...

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Reminds many of Adam
Some of anatomy
Some of botany
Some of iPhone
Some of Steve Jobs
Some of etymology,
But Newton of the why
And that’s phenomenology!

—	Ram, R. V....

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(aka "Trump's Bottom Line")

Cartel Jesus launched an old crone
High over Trump's Wall on a drone
Our Border Patrol
Went out of control
Snapping photos with their iPhone!...

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on the fancy package 
it came in
it did not say
that smoking this 
might  be bad for your health --

So
in a dark corner of the room
I lit up my iPhone
smoked it 
and felt
satisfied....

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My youngest son was dropping my iPhone.
Unfortunately, not just once, but almost twice.
If someone interested- take the mishap and own.
He is three years, with fair hair and brightly brown eyes....

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Waving her hand, flaunting her iPhone

Bragging about it in a loud tone

Back home filled with utter glee

But wishing to be loan free

When alone, in her face worry shone

Date: 12/21/2020...

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iPhone poetry:
I squint at the tiny screen
Composing Haiku

iPhone poetry:
I squint at a tiny screen.
Words compressed—Haiku!

iPhone poetry:
I squint at the tiny screen.
Compress-Squeeze the 
thought....

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I was thinking of a bummer -
do iPhones get any dumber
every time you drop 'em?
Nowadays, I'm a ding-a-ling.
I really depend on that thing.
My brain don't work, my phone don't ring -
I wish I could swap 'em....

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I was texting and fell down a well,
I lost my iphone, "Oh damn, Oh hell,"
I can't stop the bleeding
so with you I'm pleading...
"Please, tear off my thumbs! That would be swell."


For people addicted to their phone(s)!...

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