Short Interview Poems

winter equinox
fried eggs coach trip
interview process...

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strange bony face
growing from his
outdated suit
warmly odd...

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JOB INTERVIEW IN AFRICA

Changing bus
Walking heat
Worth the pain
Of aching feet....

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Here lie the remains of a daft poet... interview terminated!...

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You blew the interview
     -- It's true
Now go get the job
     ~ that's meant for you...

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Hire hundred hands--
Into interesting interview, 
Judging juries justice
Knitting knights....

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Should your front teeth fly out
    during an interview

  It is quite hard to relax
    or even say ~ Phew!...

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When questioned about chinese,
I affirmed my expertise.
And so I sought to learn more,
Having known nothing before....

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Before we begin let me say this is not a fun job.
I stand up, and shake their hand.
Thanks.
Fastest job interview ever....

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"This week is Awareness Weak," ... by the Poet.

the first time ever
interview with a mayfly
we've time can we talk ......

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Reject.


Love is a job.
Dating is the interview.
Rejection stops me applying to be with you.


(C)2017 Aa Harvey. All Rights Reserved....

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in the plan
to help you stand
have god writing hand
cloths should be
is one of the key
nices shrit no drit
and something new
for the
JOB INTERVIEW...

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There once was a boy, named Abdul;
Went to get a job, fresh out of school. 
All dressed up like July,
With a bow and a tie;
But left his fly open, what a fool!...

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     Indomitable

     Indefatigable

     Impenetrable

     Immovable

     Immense  

     Incomparable 

     Interior Lineman

      ~ Quoted, “Hi, Mom’
...

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late
tardy
interview
wreck on freeway
serious injury
impatient committee
lucky not to get this job
something much better will happen
you have escaped close-minded people...

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Sixty year old Chinaman Lee Yung,
Had been out of a job for too long,
So desperate to work again
He went for an interview when
They said they wanted, somebody young.         Yung...

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Once knew this dude named Bartholomew
Who tried mending everything with superglue
Now this is quite yucca
Got some in his cuppa
He was stuck for words in an interview...

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Once knew this dude named Bartholomew
Who tried mending everything with superglue
Now this is quite yucca
Got some in his cuppa
He was stuck for words in an interview...

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Not Included In Interview

There are things you should not do,
Never expose self to an interview;
He would squeal,
Without any appeal;
In coffin, Trump applied last screw.

Jim Horn...

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He walked into the interview
With his ball cap turned sideways
A tee shirt, shorts and sandals
So you’re looking for a job?
Yeah man…but I can’t work before 10 or after 4
And no weekends...

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My latest piece is too long for the poerty sectiob - it's in "Short Stories."

It's called 'an interview"


Here's MOST of the URL:

www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/an_interview_10880...

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Hickory, dickory, dock.
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck nine,
It was past the deadline!
He missed an interview,
the job fell through.
He fell sadly to his knees,
no paycheck – no cheese....

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Once knew this dude named Bartholomew
Who tried mending everything with superglue
Now this is quite yucca
Got some in his cuppa
He was stuck for words in an interview


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Hey, why are you copying me?
Every word I say you just repeat.
Lose the mocking attitude, please?!
Look at you, you're even trying to be me!
Overy and out, you're only just a tease....

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