Short Interview Poems
Short Interview Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Interview by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Interview by length and keyword.
Before we begin let me say this is not a fun job.
I stand up, and shake their hand.
Thanks.
Fastest job interview ever.
"This week is Awareness Weak," ... by the Poet.
the first time ever
interview with a mayfly
we've time can we talk ...
Reject.
Love is a job.
Dating is the interview.
Rejection stops me applying to be with you.
(C)2017 Aa Harvey. All Rights Reserved.
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in the plan
to help you stand
have god writing hand
cloths should be
is one of the key
nices shrit no drit
and something new
for the
JOB INTERVIEW
There once was a boy, named Abdul;
Went to get a job, fresh out of school.
All dressed up like July,
With a bow and a tie;
But left his fly open, what a fool!
Indomitable
Indefatigable
Impenetrable
Immovable
Immense
Incomparable
Interior Lineman
~ Quoted, “Hi, Mom’
late
tardy
interview
wreck on freeway
serious injury
impatient committee
lucky not to get this job
something much better will happen
you have escaped close-minded people
Sixty year old Chinaman Lee Yung,
Had been out of a job for too long,
So desperate to work again
He went for an interview when
They said they wanted, somebody young. Yung
Once knew this dude named Bartholomew
Who tried mending everything with superglue
Now this is quite yucca
Got some in his cuppa
He was stuck for words in an interview
Once knew this dude named Bartholomew
Who tried mending everything with superglue
Now this is quite yucca
Got some in his cuppa
He was stuck for words in an interview
Not Included In Interview
There are things you should not do,
Never expose self to an interview;
He would squeal,
Without any appeal;
In coffin, Trump applied last screw.
Jim Horn
My latest piece is too long for the poerty sectiob - it's in "Short Stories."
It's called 'an interview"
Here's MOST of the URL:
www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/an_interview_10880
He walked into the interview
With his ball cap turned sideways
A tee shirt, shorts and sandals
So you’re looking for a job?
Yeah man…but I can’t work before 10 or after 4
And no weekends
Hickory, dickory, dock.
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck nine,
It was past the deadline!
He missed an interview,
the job fell through.
He fell sadly to his knees,
no paycheck – no cheese.
Once knew this dude named Bartholomew
Who tried mending everything with superglue
Now this is quite yucca
Got some in his cuppa
He was stuck for words in an interview
© Jack Ellison 2015
Hey, why are you copying me?
Every word I say you just repeat.
Lose the mocking attitude, please?!
Look at you, you're even trying to be me!
Overy and out, you're only just a tease.
Geoff Butterworth the English colourist is my pick
to make watercolours so realistic
His paintings have perspective the discerning now seek
Try this link* to give this art ..a peek
inspired by a recent 'Flog it' tv clip/interview
“Microphobia” – A Chastushka
WE INTERVIEW THE LOSING SIDE
SCAN FOR TEARS THEY CANNOT HIDE
PULL A DEAD FISH FROM THE PILE,
ASKING WHY IT DOESN’T SMILE
John G. Lawless
9/5/2014
For Dr. Ram Mehta
Chastushka Me – poetry contest.
She came in for an interview.
Her answers were spot on.
Her references were glowing.
Her manners were beyond compare.
So, you hired her? I guessed.
My cousin gave me a “Hmmmmmmphhhhh”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“I could not get past her nose ring.”
Plain Jane Mrs. Poindexter Perry
Questioned quipster with a quarrelsome query
riling him up, down, on top and around
sappy sarcasm certainly not very sound
tearjerking interrogation turning treacherous
uncontrite interview unequivocally uncourteous
Must I love you but how
Shall I fear you but why
Shall I be saddened of you
Savage be placed interview
Grace forgiven soul solice
So that I love all with or without my fall
1/23/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2022
I interview myself
Quote its gist -while swirling wine
All to myself:
“I’m popular”
-Yet believing,
An’ with no despair
That fame may come home...
And I hear those rhythms
An’ I feel then moan
An’ In my bones they shake
As blood attempts heart
Priest is fuddy duddy wearing clothes that are cruddy,
And we had decided to invite him to our Bible study;
Told us God,
Is not a fraud;
Now each week he has been our Bible study buddy.
Jim Horn
Am watching Nancy Pelosi interview
on MSNBC right now.
Jobless failure life
Although not lazy
Active life spend I
Thirty two years young
In others favor
After Study
Institution
Certifies me
As graduate
But for job
Interview
Traps my life
Failure
Loves to
Fail!
-November 29, 2018 Chattogram