Fastest Job Interview Ever

Before we begin let me say this is not a fun job.
I stand up, and shake their hand.
Thanks.
Fastest job interview ever.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Kiser Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 11:36 AM
Not nearly as boring as a nighttime security guard. Even moreso, selling avon.
Krutsinger Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 3:19 PM
I used to sell Tupperware - loved it, but made not a dime.
Kiser Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 11:34 AM
Bahhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!! Good one; wish I'd thought of that.
Krutsinger Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 3:20 PM
Thank you!
Proxenos Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 11:19 AM
What were you applying for you naughty girl! xoxo, Jennifer.
Krutsinger Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 11:31 AM
Choose one. See below.
Proxenos Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 10:00 AM
Hi Caren, What were you applying for - I could use my imagination of course! xoxo, Jennifer
Krutsinger Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 10:36 AM
I have had over 28 JOBS, because I loved to interview once upon a time, and many foolish people hired me for boring stuff. Choose one. Waitress, busboy, office manager, secretary, panti-hose route driver, Disc Jockey, day care worker, word processor, proof reader, advertising copywriter.
Mcferran Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 7:03 AM
I take it that they were relieved that someone (ANYONE!) wanted to apply for the job? ;)
Mcferran Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 8:08 AM
I see what you mean... "NOT a FUN job" was the tip-off... as you do not do un-fun! ;)
Krutsinger Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 7:10 AM
I imagine so. But I would not be the right fit for that person or that job.
Rodrigues Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 6:59 AM
Quick poem...quick interview...do tell
Krutsinger Avatar
October 29, 2018 at 7:09 AM
I have had these; because if they start out saying how un-fun it is going to be, I am a believer.
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