Fastest Job Interview Ever

Before we begin let me say this is not a fun job.
I stand up, and shake their hand.
Thanks.
Fastest job interview ever.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 10/29/2018 11:36:00 AM
Not nearly as boring as a nighttime security guard. Even moreso, selling avon.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/29/2018 3:19:00 PM
I used to sell Tupperware - loved it, but made not a dime.
Date: 10/29/2018 11:34:00 AM
Bahhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!! Good one; wish I'd thought of that.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/29/2018 3:20:00 PM
Thank you!
Date: 10/29/2018 11:19:00 AM
What were you applying for you naughty girl! xoxo, Jennifer.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/29/2018 11:31:00 AM
Choose one. See below.
Date: 10/29/2018 10:00:00 AM
Hi Caren, What were you applying for - I could use my imagination of course! xoxo, Jennifer
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/29/2018 10:36:00 AM
I have had over 28 JOBS, because I loved to interview once upon a time, and many foolish people hired me for boring stuff. Choose one. Waitress, busboy, office manager, secretary, panti-hose route driver, Disc Jockey, day care worker, word processor, proof reader, advertising copywriter.
Date: 10/29/2018 7:03:00 AM
I take it that they were relieved that someone (ANYONE!) wanted to apply for the job? ;)
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Rhona Mcferran
Date: 10/29/2018 8:08:00 AM
I see what you mean... "NOT a FUN job" was the tip-off... as you do not do un-fun! ;)
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/29/2018 7:10:00 AM
I imagine so. But I would not be the right fit for that person or that job.
Date: 10/29/2018 6:59:00 AM
Quick poem...quick interview...do tell
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/29/2018 7:09:00 AM
I have had these; because if they start out saying how un-fun it is going to be, I am a believer.
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