Fastest Job Interview Ever

Before we begin let me say this is not a fun job. I stand up, and shake their hand. Thanks. Fastest job interview ever.

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M. L. Kiser

Date: 10/29/2018 11:36:00 AM

Not nearly as boring as a nighttime security guard. Even moreso, selling avon.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/29/2018 3:19:00 PM

I used to sell Tupperware - loved it, but made not a dime.

M. L. Kiser

Date: 10/29/2018 11:34:00 AM

Bahhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!! Good one; wish I'd thought of that.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/29/2018 3:20:00 PM

Thank you!

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 10/29/2018 11:19:00 AM

What were you applying for you naughty girl! xoxo, Jennifer.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/29/2018 11:31:00 AM

Choose one. See below.

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 10/29/2018 10:00:00 AM

Hi Caren, What were you applying for - I could use my imagination of course! xoxo, Jennifer

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/29/2018 10:36:00 AM

I have had over 28 JOBS, because I loved to interview once upon a time, and many foolish people hired me for boring stuff. Choose one. Waitress, busboy, office manager, secretary, panti-hose route driver, Disc Jockey, day care worker, word processor, proof reader, advertising copywriter.

Rhona Mcferran

Date: 10/29/2018 7:03:00 AM

I take it that they were relieved that someone (ANYONE!) wanted to apply for the job? ;)

Rhona Mcferran
Date: 10/29/2018 8:08:00 AM

I see what you mean... "NOT a FUN job" was the tip-off... as you do not do un-fun! ;)

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/29/2018 7:10:00 AM

I imagine so. But I would not be the right fit for that person or that job.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 10/29/2018 6:59:00 AM

Quick poem...quick interview...do tell

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/29/2018 7:09:00 AM

I have had these; because if they start out saying how un-fun it is going to be, I am a believer.