Short In Law Poems
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italian mother in law
i tell her how good
my sauce is
Manet's painting of Morisot*
sister-in-law not his beaux
Reclining in an inviting pose
herself an impressionist some chose
A lady with an itchy bra
Was fondled by her son-in-law
They came to grips
When he locked lips
At least that's what her husband saw!
A peacock in old Shangri-La
Found his wherewithal did not thaw
He went by the book
So his feathers shook
But aroused his mother-in-law
Mom’s words cut like a knife, honed razor sharp
Which shattered my new wife
Mom now, after years of strife
Says I married up in life!
My mother-in-law is a ghost
Who lived her life on beans and toast
And since her parting
Never stops farting
Nor complaining I'm a poor host!
An horseshoe should bring you good luck
Although it is covered in muck
The horse may go lame
But you're not to blame
Your mother-in-law-needs a buck
While walking through a cemetery
Things were really quite ordinary
Until I finally saw
My "alive" mother-in-law
That's when it turned out to be quite scary
James Thornhill -Hogarth's father-in-law
with the best wall fresco you ever saw
A large example still can be seen
at Blenheim&Chatsworth perhaps you've been
I went to the fair to see a girl
We both got sick on the tilt-a-whirl
The bearded lady I saw
It was my mother-in-law
My stomach was weak so she made me hurl
Jim's mother in-law old sweet Mary-Jane
accused him again and put him to shame
for leaving his poo
all over her loo
I wonder who pushed her out of the train.
There once was an old cow in her stall
She was looked at by one and all
She was ugly and fat
That crazy old bat
I'm talking bout' my mother-in-law
It stumbled in from the bingo hall
And fell asleep in an old barn stall
With eggnog on its breath
It scared the chickens to death
Ofcourse I mean my mother-in-law
Here lies Larry Belt, once loved by all
Writing poetry before he could crawl
It happened just like he said
And now he is lying dead
Nagged to death by his mother-in-law
Right is protected by might
in Law it's alright
But, is it not the might of Justice?
Form:
Not a poem just a note..
Our daughter"s(Doris Culverhouse that is on this site )
mother-in-law died about 3 A.M. today Thursday
January 3...
It has been a busy day..
Form:
You'll never believe this thing I saw
It couldn't stop from flappin' its jaw
With warts poking thru its beard
My eyes permanently seared
Wait! it was only my mother-in-law
pliers… scalpel… knife…
drat… I feel the pulse of life…
if not for my wife…
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MILs = Mothers-in-Law
She looks like death on a crippled spider
Hips like an elephant, maybe wider
My friends came over and saw
My ugly mother-in-law
Next time they come they want me to hide her
her own family
till death or eternity
home came the new bride
unsure and alone
mom-in-law takes a strong stand
history repeats
By-Tahera Mannan
For Dr. Ram's contest
dear mother in law
you should have been beheaded
King Henry has failed
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Contest: IN-LAWS
Sponsor: Dr Ram Mehta
Submitted by: Judy Konos
With only one look it ruptured my spleen
The ugliest creature I've ever seen
You'd know if you ever saw
It's called my mother-in-law
And smells like the gas produced from a bean
Mother-in-law was asking her daughter:-
When does my train leave? What are you reckon?
The son-in-law promptly, joyfully told her:-
Just in two hours, three minutes, five seconds.
Penguins are hilarious when they waddle along
Remind me of mum-in-law, a real ding dong
Loved me a bunch
But had a hunch
Thought me sweet but I soon proved her wrong
I'm just a typical working bloke
Who went to court for taking a toke
My brief, my attorney
And my financial journey
I lost now I'm totally broke